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Friday, October 01, 2004

Squash, And shooting Ewoks.

Well friends you might ask what Ewoks and squash have in common. And thats a good question. Usualy they dont have anything in common. But when u combine them on the same day they have the same day in common.
Last night Lauire, Frank and I played a game of squash over at sangate squash club, Which incidently has a Diablo style stairwell into some sort of level / basement.
Anyway Lauire and i were pretty fucked and frank cept pulling crazy matrix shots which required lauire or i to run our asses up to the front of the court only to miss.
Anyway after the game i dropped frank back to his house and he gave me a copy of Star Wars battlefront. - (this is where the ewoks come into the story)
And we loaded it up on his pc and played a short game and were fairly confused, till we got the clone pilots jet pack working thats pretty cool, also we found out how to go on the other team and join the non clone army... The ones with the droids, the droid army perhaps.
Anyway u know those uber droids that roll in and pop-up/unfold with sheilds and machine guns, well u can be them, and roll around jump up right click the shileds and fucking lay into some poor clone fucker.
Thats cool.
I went home and loaded it into my machine cranked the res up to 1600,1200, loaded everything onto high settings, and switched AA on to 6x
OH YEAH BABY!
this thing looks sweet.
The load times are nearly fucking non existent.
And while they are loading u get greeted with these sexy radar / satalite images that slowly zoom into the area in where u will be fighting, and while u are watching that, then boom level loaded, this takes all of about 15 seconds...
And theres all those cool tanks and gungans to shoot, meeesa all fucked up,
Dam right jar jar i unloaded a fckload of laser beams into your sorry ass, lets see u change the tide of war now...
Anyway The levels of instant action.. fuck cant rememeber what i was saying
Right.
The levels are basicly capturing point to point, till tickets run out. Failry defult game type. But proven and it works
u can jump on to native animals and ride them up to capture a point, or get on one of those hover scooters with guns (the animals have no guns) but a super battle droid riding a horse type animal looks hell funny....
I have yet to find the snow level where u fly along and fuck up at-at's of what ever they are called.
But im sure its there.
Awesome game make sure u guys go get some "back ups" of it.
AWESOME!!!!

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