Movie Reviews.
Well watched three movies on the weekend, first 2 were pretty good, third one was fucking terrible.
Movie 1.
My Boss's Daughter.
Good points.
Tara Reid doing a strip tease.
Andy rictah being in the movie.
Seeing Andy's red baboon like ass.
Carmen Electra doing her typical white shirt fall in water then walk out with see-thru shirt on...
An owl getting all cracked out on cocaine.
Bad points.
Ashton Kutcha (or how ever u spell his name)
The movie was pretty funny, had some good comedy, but basically was let down by ashtons same old acting, u know how every movie since dude where's my car has been a gradual decline of his acting skills, or maybe he has tried to act in these later movies...
Anyway recommended but as i said its not that grand, good for some laughs.
Movie 2
Twisted
Ashley Judd is a san fransico detective who likes having sex with random guy in bars that she picks up shaggs then goes home drinks a bottle of wine or two, then looks at photos of her dead parents who were involved in a murder suicide.
Good points..
Samuel l Blackman.( i love his work, hes a crack chief of police who raises Ashley judds character, think the jungle book)
A VERY greasy Andy Garcia - (VERY GREASY!!!!)
and a crazy old Chinese lady that lives across the building from Judd how watches the house till she comes home....
Bad points.
actually there went very many, there was no tits and the sex scenes were short and left mostly to the imagination.
But the thrillerness was good, had some nice scary bits, but generally a good movie.
Movie 3
Prosaic Nation
This movie is fucking terrible.
Based in the 80's its about a writer who writes for rolling stone, and who is going to Harvard who eventually snaps and goes crazy, well not crazy loopy, just becomes a nagging whiny bitch...
Good points
The credits (they went some cool font or typeface, it just meant i could turn the movie off now...)
Bad points
The cast.
Jason biggs, Christina Ricci, The blonde bitch from dawsons creek, Anne heche...
It was fucking terrible, it was quite B grade in the actually filming and cuts between shots or even retakes were terribley edited, such a huge cut between what's supposed to be the same scene was fucking terrible.
Watch harvad man if u want to see some really bad cutting between frames, also if u want to see a lot of sex scenes with the chick who plays buffy...
SO yeah movie poo.
NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE EVER!
the only scene worth mentioning is a scene which wasn't even needed in the movie where Christina ricci is sitting naked in her bedroom.
Waste of time, gave nothing to the story, except how her mother was crazy.
I was waiting for some child abuse to be thrown in... that's basically what was the only thing missing from this terrible cleche'd movie.
Also it was a true story.
Movie 1.
My Boss's Daughter.
Good points.
Tara Reid doing a strip tease.
Andy rictah being in the movie.
Seeing Andy's red baboon like ass.
Carmen Electra doing her typical white shirt fall in water then walk out with see-thru shirt on...
An owl getting all cracked out on cocaine.
Bad points.
Ashton Kutcha (or how ever u spell his name)
The movie was pretty funny, had some good comedy, but basically was let down by ashtons same old acting, u know how every movie since dude where's my car has been a gradual decline of his acting skills, or maybe he has tried to act in these later movies...
Anyway recommended but as i said its not that grand, good for some laughs.
Movie 2
Twisted
Ashley Judd is a san fransico detective who likes having sex with random guy in bars that she picks up shaggs then goes home drinks a bottle of wine or two, then looks at photos of her dead parents who were involved in a murder suicide.
Good points..
Samuel l Blackman.( i love his work, hes a crack chief of police who raises Ashley judds character, think the jungle book)
A VERY greasy Andy Garcia - (VERY GREASY!!!!)
and a crazy old Chinese lady that lives across the building from Judd how watches the house till she comes home....
Bad points.
actually there went very many, there was no tits and the sex scenes were short and left mostly to the imagination.
But the thrillerness was good, had some nice scary bits, but generally a good movie.
Movie 3
Prosaic Nation
This movie is fucking terrible.
Based in the 80's its about a writer who writes for rolling stone, and who is going to Harvard who eventually snaps and goes crazy, well not crazy loopy, just becomes a nagging whiny bitch...
Good points
The credits (they went some cool font or typeface, it just meant i could turn the movie off now...)
Bad points
The cast.
Jason biggs, Christina Ricci, The blonde bitch from dawsons creek, Anne heche...
It was fucking terrible, it was quite B grade in the actually filming and cuts between shots or even retakes were terribley edited, such a huge cut between what's supposed to be the same scene was fucking terrible.
Watch harvad man if u want to see some really bad cutting between frames, also if u want to see a lot of sex scenes with the chick who plays buffy...
SO yeah movie poo.
NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE EVER!
the only scene worth mentioning is a scene which wasn't even needed in the movie where Christina ricci is sitting naked in her bedroom.
Waste of time, gave nothing to the story, except how her mother was crazy.
I was waiting for some child abuse to be thrown in... that's basically what was the only thing missing from this terrible cleche'd movie.
Also it was a true story.
4 Remarks:
I'm going to hire an editor to assist me in reading this monstrosity
bbl
What are you talking about, thats possibly one of the most easy to read blogs of all time.
"The credits (they went some cool font or typeface, it just meant i could turn the movie off now...)"
that doesnt make any sense at all
and yes i do realise that "went" is meant to be "werent" its just that i had to read over it about 3 times to realise wat the fuck ur trying to say here
Ahhhhh i understand now.
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