Roz's Quote from the cocktail night.

Frank, your a cunt!


HAHAHAHA
now that might not seem un common for someone to say, but for ros to say it...
hilarious!

Well chumps and chumpets my pants must go out to Laurie and gerald for their night of debaurchary, well maybe not that, but a night of absalutly fucking fantastico exterrmists!
Again i dont know if thats what it was, but it was a cocktail night, and it was fucking awesome!
I feel i can give an accurate description of the party as i think i was the only sober one there...
When ros and i rocked up there were a few people there everyone looking pretty sober, so ros and i droped off the lemons, limes, and honey we brought and went over to get frankles then toblerone drinking machine, make that drink anything in a cup machine...
Anyway frank took about 5 hours to get ready like the bitch he is, and we trundled back to the party and by then it had picked up in drunkeness and population..
Gerald was all dressed up in a tux and i was quite impressed by how swauve he looked, then bec was also dressed up in a red cocktail dress and i had no idea who she was...
Of all the times ive met / seen bec it has been a whole bunch of people in the lounge room, then all of a sudden the bathroom door will shut then bec will come out, and ill be like wtf? then she will disapear down the stairs..
So yeah i asked lauire "who the fuck is that", to which he replied: who? man thats bec, youve met bec before...
anyway lets remember i am the sober one.....
Aparently...
It was a awsome night, figgie was in right out in front in the race for drunkest person, soon to be overtaken by 2 other contestants in the race....
Those 2 other contestands were ros and frank....
While frank was started off on a nice pint glass 80% full of straight alcahol and 15% with pineapple juice he nursed that for a while, unlike our other race contestand, who was started off with a red drink (name unknown) but was roumered to be a gondola..
Anyway after quite a few red gondolas, as we shall now call them, Ros and laurie started on the Fallen Angels.
Well i just tried to find u a image of what they look like, but couldnt find one that looked like they were drinking it..
Anyway its a incandesant blue drink that looks fucking awesome, and taste fantastic to!
Meanwhile frank was on the toblerones (in a pint glass...)[which he brough from his house.... Frank why are u taking your own glass? Cause all their glasses are TOO small.....]
Anyway...
Figgie still had a drink in each hand (2 different drinks... one rum and coke, the other a cocktail....) and he was actualy slowing down, which was good to see, anyway frank and ros were sitting on the back of the couch facing the bar and frank tipped ros backwards, thus nearly destroying her head, and nyes coffee table, and after that both got a little "floor time out". That being the safest spot for drunk and drunker.
I must say a big thankyou to Erin (i dont know which number she is, i think its 2, the one with the black eye that has promisied one day to bring frank some mongolian lamb) for taking care of / looking out for ros while i tried to handle my large drunk friend, known as frank...
Im not sure if erin was actualy looking out for ros, or if they were just both pissed running around like nobs, eitherway thank you.
Well one of the highlights of the night is when ros thru chirpys shoes over the back of her head and while the first one missed the 2 girls on nyes bed (yes i know 2 girls on nyes bed!!! wooooooooo ) the second of the riishmans elf shoe colected the choclately goodness of the toblerone thus spilling it over erins (again no idea what number, but a different one from before) dress and also putting choclate all over the blond girl's (see nyes blog for boob squeez) exspensive looking jacket...
Thats when i thought it was time to take drunk and drunker home...
Gerald also agreed, as he pulled me asside and said, man are u taking ros home, to which i replied yes, and he said good idea...
So as i dragged frank home with him protesting the whole way like a little bitch "nah man im not pisssssssssed"
Being said in the most pissed fashion...
So yeah i got him home, only to be waiting out the front when i was trying to drag the other one to the car...
Thats after she ran off, and hid under nyes been bag and proceeded to take photos of the room, under the been bag...
Anyway the night was madness
i had a fucking awesome time, and i was sober!!
I finaly met the nye clones, phill and ian, and herd about some of ians trip, sounds like he had a fucking awesome time, and i shared some knowledge with the youngest of the nye clan, about cameras and madagasca!
A big hello to suprise meakin as well, surprise as i had no idea he was down here...
And a big appology to geralrds erin and her blonde friend.
And a big thanks to Gerald and Laurie for being the hostests with the mostsests!
Oh and before i hit publish, just thought i should share with you how well drunk and drunker were feeling the next day.
Well ros was pretty much "quiet" the whole day, when i brought frank some sympathy maccas at 12:30, he was so white he was nearly see thru....
Franks crowning moment he told us was when he got home and had a shower, and woke up 3 hours later sitting on the shower floor, covered in hurl....
Which was chunky meat pies, to which he had to push the chunks down the drain hole.....
DAHAHAHAHAHAH
Funnist thing eva...
Ros didnt spew...
Once again, thanks to the hosts, and thanks to erin (number unkown) for taking care of ros, and thanks to erin(number unkown) for not skinning ros alive for cloth destruction...