Why monday was the greatest day on Earth!
Well.
What can i say.
Nine inch nails concert was on monday night.
WOW
what a fucking show!
The support band was alright, but the lead singer / guitarist looked like he was having eppeleptic fits while playing said guitar / voice.
But i digress.
There was some really werid looking people there, but that was to be expected, as it was a "Alternative" band that was playing.
but God dam, the songs, the atmpsphere, the mosh pit, it all added up to be nearly the greatest concert in the world (best concert being metallica).
I Think ill detail my experiences in the pit of mosh for you all ,so u could live the greasy sweatty life with me.
Again and again!
I was about 6th row in the pit before the lights went out, and there was a small pod of jail bait in front of me, as soon as the lights went out, signaling the start of the greatest day on earth, the crowd pushed forward, as it usualy does, and i found my self in the 3rd row and the jail bait, mysterisouly crushed / trampbled / gone, well all the better.
Anyway as with all mosh pits the undulating mass of people, a sea of fans if u will, pulstate around constantly changing possitions and sweating like a wounded pig, anyway me being the greasy fellow i am somehow slipped into the 2nd row, which is where i stayed, thus with feet firmly planted on the d barrior supports.
There was how ever for half the concert this bird in front of me who had short spikey dread locks, who kept poking my in the face, which was kinda anoying, but it was liveable..
Anyway about halfway thru the concert after the initial "sense" of fecal matter has passed, i call it concert poo.
U know that smell, where its like, yeah someone has shit their pants..., that smell
anyway after a quick pat down, i made sure it wasnt me, and thanked NIN for not playing the mysterious "Brown note", but again, i digress, I feel this pressure on my left side, which usualy signals that some clown is trying to outs me from my greasy slimey spot of awesomeness, anyway i apply the leg forward in front of theirs push them back with hip trick, and pop him back out, instant relif, anyway back he comes and we settle at a side by side stale mate.
By now i have gotten a few looks at him, and he has Johhny Depp hair, from Pirates of the carabean, so i was positive he was a pirate.
He was also kinda wavey, in that he could never stand straight.. u know again read that as Captain jack Sparrow.
Anyway after a few dread whips to the ear, he use's his pirate magic to place his hand on the spikey hair'd girl in front of me, which she seems to not mind, anyway he then uses his pirate magic and his dread locks to slip in front of me... AVAST i said, so not hes in front and to the left of me, by no means a chinese bum train, but im fearing the worse.
Anyway he then uses his pirate magic to rest his arms on the bird next to spikey hair chick, to this i am amazed, this is no casual rest, he seems, and she, both seem quite comfortable with the constant arm around 2 chicks pirate magic, that is taking place.
Now im copping more dread whips to the face, and casual "dread lock floods" when he tips his head back... Remember he cant stay standing straight.
So anyway then while he tips his head back he starts using his pirate magic to comunicate with the bird behind him, who now can see fuck all, as this pirate was quite tall.
Anyway other factors of him being a pirate apart freom the hair cut, and the pirate magic, were his constant request for water, to sail his pirate ship i would presume...
Anyway this concert was fucking tops, even with a pirate in front of me.
They played Dead souls, from the Crow move, which was fucking awesome, and when they played Hurt, the whole of boondal, yes even those not at the concert, were screaming the words... that kind of atmosphere is fucking amazing!
The lead guitarist, trashed 6 spreakers in total, 1 with a micro phone stand, then other by pushing them onto the stage, and Trent boke a guitar.
Also the Leade guitarist, also while running around took out half the drum kit... accidently... i presume.
he also tipped water onto the keyboardists, keyboards..
Anyway, All of u, quick, fly to the USA, and see nine Inch nails
THEY FUCKING ROCK!
Played for 2 hours.
Worth every cent.
What can i say.
Nine inch nails concert was on monday night.
WOW
what a fucking show!
The support band was alright, but the lead singer / guitarist looked like he was having eppeleptic fits while playing said guitar / voice.
But i digress.
There was some really werid looking people there, but that was to be expected, as it was a "Alternative" band that was playing.
but God dam, the songs, the atmpsphere, the mosh pit, it all added up to be nearly the greatest concert in the world (best concert being metallica).
I Think ill detail my experiences in the pit of mosh for you all ,so u could live the greasy sweatty life with me.
Again and again!
I was about 6th row in the pit before the lights went out, and there was a small pod of jail bait in front of me, as soon as the lights went out, signaling the start of the greatest day on earth, the crowd pushed forward, as it usualy does, and i found my self in the 3rd row and the jail bait, mysterisouly crushed / trampbled / gone, well all the better.
Anyway as with all mosh pits the undulating mass of people, a sea of fans if u will, pulstate around constantly changing possitions and sweating like a wounded pig, anyway me being the greasy fellow i am somehow slipped into the 2nd row, which is where i stayed, thus with feet firmly planted on the d barrior supports.
There was how ever for half the concert this bird in front of me who had short spikey dread locks, who kept poking my in the face, which was kinda anoying, but it was liveable..
Anyway about halfway thru the concert after the initial "sense" of fecal matter has passed, i call it concert poo.
U know that smell, where its like, yeah someone has shit their pants..., that smell
anyway after a quick pat down, i made sure it wasnt me, and thanked NIN for not playing the mysterious "Brown note", but again, i digress, I feel this pressure on my left side, which usualy signals that some clown is trying to outs me from my greasy slimey spot of awesomeness, anyway i apply the leg forward in front of theirs push them back with hip trick, and pop him back out, instant relif, anyway back he comes and we settle at a side by side stale mate.
By now i have gotten a few looks at him, and he has Johhny Depp hair, from Pirates of the carabean, so i was positive he was a pirate.
He was also kinda wavey, in that he could never stand straight.. u know again read that as Captain jack Sparrow.
Anyway after a few dread whips to the ear, he use's his pirate magic to place his hand on the spikey hair'd girl in front of me, which she seems to not mind, anyway he then uses his pirate magic and his dread locks to slip in front of me... AVAST i said, so not hes in front and to the left of me, by no means a chinese bum train, but im fearing the worse.
Anyway he then uses his pirate magic to rest his arms on the bird next to spikey hair chick, to this i am amazed, this is no casual rest, he seems, and she, both seem quite comfortable with the constant arm around 2 chicks pirate magic, that is taking place.
Now im copping more dread whips to the face, and casual "dread lock floods" when he tips his head back... Remember he cant stay standing straight.
So anyway then while he tips his head back he starts using his pirate magic to comunicate with the bird behind him, who now can see fuck all, as this pirate was quite tall.
Anyway other factors of him being a pirate apart freom the hair cut, and the pirate magic, were his constant request for water, to sail his pirate ship i would presume...
Anyway this concert was fucking tops, even with a pirate in front of me.
They played Dead souls, from the Crow move, which was fucking awesome, and when they played Hurt, the whole of boondal, yes even those not at the concert, were screaming the words... that kind of atmosphere is fucking amazing!
The lead guitarist, trashed 6 spreakers in total, 1 with a micro phone stand, then other by pushing them onto the stage, and Trent boke a guitar.
Also the Leade guitarist, also while running around took out half the drum kit... accidently... i presume.
he also tipped water onto the keyboardists, keyboards..
Anyway, All of u, quick, fly to the USA, and see nine Inch nails
THEY FUCKING ROCK!
Played for 2 hours.
Worth every cent.
3 Remarks:
and me with my torn ankle made it to about 4th row. This was after I declared that I wasn't going in the mosh because of my ankle
man, you forgot to remind us to bring snacks!!
glad you enjoyed it!
BRING SNACKS!
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