Skydiving Quadrapeds.

Good morning,
Sorry i digress.
Ok seriously how come theres no sky diving animals?
I mean what the fuck, indians have like minimum 1 cow per village, Wheres the hindu god telling them not to make them sky dive?
I mean if cows are so holy, why dont they skydive?
And africa!!!
AFRICA!!
I mean your always complaining about your animals getting poached for delicious meats and ivory, and lets not forget Giraffe Milk, WHO the fuck is going to be able to milk a girrafe thats 40,000 ft in the air, freefalling for like a min or 2 before pulling its ripcord (some sort of hoof activated ripcord mind you) and floating sedatly down to the african svanaha, before "hi hooving" its mates and saying what a rush that was!

Fuck me i mean if the black horned rhino is a endangered specis, maybe it should start jumping from a plane, at least as a survival tool, I mean put one rhino in a tree to look for poachers, when poachers are spotted they say "Fuck poachers!!, quick on the plane, ze plane!!"
Then when the poachers are trying to poach,

BAM

Rhino on your head, gorgeing your insides with a shiny black rhino horn
Hows that for an aphrodesiac!!!
RIDDLE ME THAT!