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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Simple Math.

If Humans share 50% of their DNA with Bannana's, and something like 98% of their DNA with monkeys / apes, That makes all monkey / apes 50% canibals (as 50% of a bannana is that of a human) And for simplistic sake, we say 50% of the monkey / ape population are males, and 50% of the human population are male, that makes 50% of the monkey population homosexual canibals.

ITS ALL THERE PEOPLE!!!

4 Remarks:

Blogger Alana spewed forth...

hmm i had to read that 4 times to even follow your gist there...
and somehow i don't believe your final 50% is correct...mathematically...i am no genius but i think that percentage should be a lot lower
interesting concept tho

12:30 PM  
Blogger McBain spewed forth...

Summary
50% of monkeys are male
50% of humans are male
50% of human DNA is equal to that of a bannana
All monkeys eat bannanas
Therfore 100% of the monkey race is 50% canabal.
Now if 50% of that canabal material(bananna) is male, there for 100% of the monkey race is eating 50% male human dna.
Therefore 50% of the monkey race is eating 50% male dna 50% of them are homosexual canabals..

1:28 PM  
Blogger Laurie spewed forth...

cue lauries head exploding

3:08 PM  
Blogger Paul Dawson spewed forth...

Because I hit it with MY AXE.

11:51 PM  

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