The Order of the Anus

This is the log of the convo duncan i had today, i think its quite theological, in its own way, it also shows i have been reading to much fantasy!

Duncan: u lick ass
Duncan: and u enjoy it
Glen - : as do you master, as you showed me the way of the anus
Duncan : haha
Duncan -: you have developed much skills in hte way of the anus
Duncan - : be one with the anus lol
Duncan - : may the ring be with you lol
Duncan - : or the squeeze
Duncan - : the "clench" lol
Duncan - : use the clench glen
Glen - : to be one with the anus is something that we , of the order of anus, work tirelessly to reach, ouir state of enlightenment, called nirvanus
Duncan : or should i say gelen
Duncan - : haha nirvanus
Duncan - : actauly
Duncan - : what about
Duncan - : nervanus
Duncan - : as in you've really hit a nerve
Duncan - : we strive against challenging odds to push forward the way of the anus
Glen - : to push forward the way of the anus to ridgily is to follow through
Duncan -: many times have we, the order of the anus, stuck between a rock...and a hard place..
Duncan - : hahaha
Duncan - : ridgidly
Glen - : to best serve the anus, one must be pure of heart, and strong of rectum
Duncan - : tight of ring
Glen - : have imenmse control of sphincta
Duncan - : do not go to the dark side of enema's
Glen - : one must not fear the genle soothing of the enema, as it washes one's soul and anus clean of sin
Duncan - : awwwww nasty
Duncan - : give in to the enema
Duncan - : but one must be careful not to use boiling substances....else once will purge their soul..and therefore their anus
Duncan - : and following this they will forever be retarted in the order of the anus and require butt plugs
Glen - : but ot purge said anus, and subsequently their soul, would be to come away with the most purist of all souless anus's
Duncan - : nasty
Duncan - : yeah and a burnt internals of your anus
Duncan - : try sitting down during the next week
Duncan - : the next time u pass something it'll just coe out on proccessed
Duncan - : like...hey there's that corn
Duncan - : whole peanuts
Glen - : not so, as the anus is only the last line of defense, our brothers in arms the order of the stomach do their job well and provide us with the most choisest of quality for our anus
Duncan - : so the battle need not be so hard
Duncan - : or ridgid
Glen - : as it requires the holyist of holys to bypass the stomach, and not many posess the arts of curry
Duncan - : unless the evil forces of hot curries from the night before as a rigid anus is a bad anus
Duncan - : and the all mighty unblocker known as laxative may needed to rid a foul rotting anus of its curse