Oddities of the MIND!!!
Well nick and i were both tired and a little crazy yesterday.
The results are as follows:
Nick - : when does lawnrice leave for americas?
Glen - :umm 2 weeks or something
Glen - :i think its the 21st or 22nd
Nick - : yer well ima dick him at somepoint when he gets back
Nick -: but im sick of being busy
Glen - : im sure he will enoy the dicking, and busy is poo, what happened to pretending to work
Nick -: nah i got given a shiteload of work
Nick -: that needs to b done by 4
Nick -: its like 6 hours of work
Nick -: given to me at 1
Glen - : suck a giant hairy penis
Glen - : thats coming out of your ear
Glen - : a giant hairy ear penis
Nick -: ok
Nick -: but its a giantly fat dick and imazingly skinny
Nick -: i mean
Nick -: imazingly short
Nick -: and it cant reach my mouth
Nick -: not even thru my brain and down my nose thingy
Glen - : wow your ear penis must be tiny....
Glen - : i can drive the car with mine
Glen - : like it goes out the window and pushes the car along like a gonadla
Nick -: 101
Nick -: dicks are not gondolas
Glen - : no, ear dicks are
Nick -: dicks are not gondolas 101
Nick -: is what i meant
Glen - : 101?
Nick -: as in ""learning to use a dick ear 101"
Glen - : dicks arent, hairy ear dicks can act as gondola poles in order to push the car alond the road
Nick -: ie for the dick ear'ly retard
Nick -: but in a gondola it isnt the poles that push
Glen - : dick ears for dummys
Nick -: unless ure humongs hairy dick ear uses the earist pubist as the line
Glen - : the greasy itialian uses the gondola pole to propell the gondola along the river, so apply that to me and the car, the greasy italian (me) uses the gondola pole (ear dick) and pushes the car along the road
Nick -: gondolas are not poles used by greasy french/italian/commies
Nick -: gondolas are the thingys that hang in the air
Nick -: ie - skyrail in cairns
Glen - : i thnk they are one in the same
Nick -: if u wanted a eardick to be a say oar well then that is fne
Nick -: but i sue my ear dick
Nick -: i sue it
Nick -: because it is a shitty steam paddle
Glen - : http://www.venetian.com/attractions/gondola.cfm
Glen - : note the complete lack or air, rail, or cains in that webpage
Nick -: negative
Nick -: doctored hacked websites do not count
Nick -: get someone from say the fbi to inform me
Nick -: then all will b revealed
Nick -: or even "gondolas for summies" or "eardicks that dont fly"
Glen - : ok then, this is mirroed from the fbi site - http://europeforvisitors.com/venice/articles/gallivanting_by_gondola.htm
Nick -: we were both wrong
Nick -: to try and sort this out
Nick -: i went to the well know
Nick -: www.urbandictionary.com
Nick -: and i was informed a gondola is in fact
Nick -: 1. gondola
A drink made while intoxicated using anything you can find around the appartment, originally a mixture of milk, vodka, chocolate syrup and sugar packets.
Hey, lets make some gondolas, hand them out at the elementary school and watch the 3rd graders get fucked up
Glen - : i see..
Glen - : it turns out we were BOTH RIGHT
Nick -: negative
Nick -: none of us mentioned a drink
Nick -: given to 3rd graders
Nick -: so in fact
Nick -: we were wrong
Glen - : i assumed that we would be drinking the said drink for 3rd graders while on the river gondola, or on the gondola in the air
Glen - : therefore we are both right
Glen - : or righteous
Glen - : which ever way u feel
Nick -: i feel a little
Nick -: *happy*
Glen - : gay even?
There u have it folks.
Gondolas are in fact 1.) a boat pushed along using a pole by a commie / dirty french men.
2.) A sky rail type thing that goes along a wire and goes from point A to point B.
3.) a drink that should be served to 3rd graders to get them fucked up.
I hope u enjoy this informative insight into gondolas.
The results are as follows:
Nick - : when does lawnrice leave for americas?
Glen - :umm 2 weeks or something
Glen - :i think its the 21st or 22nd
Nick - : yer well ima dick him at somepoint when he gets back
Nick -: but im sick of being busy
Glen - : im sure he will enoy the dicking, and busy is poo, what happened to pretending to work
Nick -: nah i got given a shiteload of work
Nick -: that needs to b done by 4
Nick -: its like 6 hours of work
Nick -: given to me at 1
Glen - : suck a giant hairy penis
Glen - : thats coming out of your ear
Glen - : a giant hairy ear penis
Nick -: ok
Nick -: but its a giantly fat dick and imazingly skinny
Nick -: i mean
Nick -: imazingly short
Nick -: and it cant reach my mouth
Nick -: not even thru my brain and down my nose thingy
Glen - : wow your ear penis must be tiny....
Glen - : i can drive the car with mine
Glen - : like it goes out the window and pushes the car along like a gonadla
Nick -: 101
Nick -: dicks are not gondolas
Glen - : no, ear dicks are
Nick -: dicks are not gondolas 101
Nick -: is what i meant
Glen - : 101?
Nick -: as in ""learning to use a dick ear 101"
Glen - : dicks arent, hairy ear dicks can act as gondola poles in order to push the car alond the road
Nick -: ie for the dick ear'ly retard
Nick -: but in a gondola it isnt the poles that push
Glen - : dick ears for dummys
Nick -: unless ure humongs hairy dick ear uses the earist pubist as the line
Glen - : the greasy itialian uses the gondola pole to propell the gondola along the river, so apply that to me and the car, the greasy italian (me) uses the gondola pole (ear dick) and pushes the car along the road
Nick -: gondolas are not poles used by greasy french/italian/commies
Nick -: gondolas are the thingys that hang in the air
Nick -: ie - skyrail in cairns
Glen - : i thnk they are one in the same
Nick -: if u wanted a eardick to be a say oar well then that is fne
Nick -: but i sue my ear dick
Nick -: i sue it
Nick -: because it is a shitty steam paddle
Glen - : http://www.venetian.com/attractions/gondola.cfm
Glen - : note the complete lack or air, rail, or cains in that webpage
Nick -: negative
Nick -: doctored hacked websites do not count
Nick -: get someone from say the fbi to inform me
Nick -: then all will b revealed
Nick -: or even "gondolas for summies" or "eardicks that dont fly"
Glen - : ok then, this is mirroed from the fbi site - http://europeforvisitors.com/venice/articles/gallivanting_by_gondola.htm
Nick -: we were both wrong
Nick -: to try and sort this out
Nick -: i went to the well know
Nick -: www.urbandictionary.com
Nick -: and i was informed a gondola is in fact
Nick -: 1. gondola
A drink made while intoxicated using anything you can find around the appartment, originally a mixture of milk, vodka, chocolate syrup and sugar packets.
Hey, lets make some gondolas, hand them out at the elementary school and watch the 3rd graders get fucked up
Glen - : i see..
Glen - : it turns out we were BOTH RIGHT
Nick -: negative
Nick -: none of us mentioned a drink
Nick -: given to 3rd graders
Nick -: so in fact
Nick -: we were wrong
Glen - : i assumed that we would be drinking the said drink for 3rd graders while on the river gondola, or on the gondola in the air
Glen - : therefore we are both right
Glen - : or righteous
Glen - : which ever way u feel
Nick -: i feel a little
Nick -: *happy*
Glen - : gay even?
There u have it folks.
Gondolas are in fact 1.) a boat pushed along using a pole by a commie / dirty french men.
2.) A sky rail type thing that goes along a wire and goes from point A to point B.
3.) a drink that should be served to 3rd graders to get them fucked up.
I hope u enjoy this informative insight into gondolas.
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