The Price of Freedom.
Well my young Padawans.
It has come time for you all to bow to my supreme intelect.
Now i cant boast a drunk weekend of $8.50,
But i can boast a $1.40 trip home from the city in 10-15 mins and getting droped right outside your house.
WITH NO WAIT!!!!
Some of you will have herd me tell this story and be quite sick of it by now, but i am so chuffed with my self, if i could magic up a statue that showed my greatness to the gods i would, but im lazy so i wont.
On the way into the city, actualy on the way to matt and jills so matt could drive us to southbank (thank you jeeves!) i herd on the radio that BCC were starting their extended bus hours to chermside earlier in the year, aka friday night.
Well after we finaly go to southbank (FUCKING TRAFIC!!!!!) we proceeded to get absalutely wasted at the Mater Ward 7B xmas party. (sounds very all saints doesnt it....)
Well it was, except that one bird there was wearing a dress that had such a high cut side that she couldnt actualy wear any undies or else they would show, that in cludes a G-string, so yeah it was pretty high.
Also one of the other nurses got a little to drunk and let a few things slip that she had done in her eariler life, as in she used to be a lesbian, and also she had a clit ring, now about 10 mins after this i think it dawned on her that she had revealed to much....
So she went home.
She also has a pointy nose. (note: that has nothign to do with the story, meerly a statement to the size and pointyness of her nose.)
At about 2 o clock in the moring the party was moved from the designated section in the pub, downstairs to the pleb section, so basicly everyone went their different ways.
A whole bunch of us decided to walk to the casino, dont know why, anyway we went to the cafe 21 there which is open 24 hours, which i think means it should be called cafe 24.
Anyway i downed some steak sandwhich clone, in that it was a steak sandwhich in a panini.
Ok here comes the crux of the matter.
After we left we saw the lines of the taxi ranks and then i had a epifany (sorry its seplt wrong, but its me and its what i do!!!!) and realized the bus's were still running out to chermside, as it was 3am, and they ran till 3:30am.
TO the Queen St bus station i exclaimed to the heavens!
We got there at 2:57am acording to the timer, got on a bus that was waiting. The bus left at 3am, we were home at 3:15am.
The bus driver even stoped right outside the street to our house (we live of a street of gympie road.) and after a 2 min walk, most of that 2 mins was waiting for the trafic to clear, we were home.
All up it cost us $4.80 togehter to get home, and we were home in record time.
NOW
Charmaine and her boyfirend were walking with us before i shouted about the bus stop, and they went to find a cab, they got home at 5am, after a 1.5hr wait at the cab rank.
GLEN U FUCKING GENIOUS!
A cab ride to our place is approx $37.50
Our bus ride was $4.80
Lordy me!
Saturday was spent in bed recouperating, as after i checked my wallet, we had spent $155 on drinks.
Twas a good night.
Recomend the bus to anyone, if they live in chermside....
Peace Out!
It has come time for you all to bow to my supreme intelect.
Now i cant boast a drunk weekend of $8.50,
But i can boast a $1.40 trip home from the city in 10-15 mins and getting droped right outside your house.
WITH NO WAIT!!!!
Some of you will have herd me tell this story and be quite sick of it by now, but i am so chuffed with my self, if i could magic up a statue that showed my greatness to the gods i would, but im lazy so i wont.
On the way into the city, actualy on the way to matt and jills so matt could drive us to southbank (thank you jeeves!) i herd on the radio that BCC were starting their extended bus hours to chermside earlier in the year, aka friday night.
Well after we finaly go to southbank (FUCKING TRAFIC!!!!!) we proceeded to get absalutely wasted at the Mater Ward 7B xmas party. (sounds very all saints doesnt it....)
Well it was, except that one bird there was wearing a dress that had such a high cut side that she couldnt actualy wear any undies or else they would show, that in cludes a G-string, so yeah it was pretty high.
Also one of the other nurses got a little to drunk and let a few things slip that she had done in her eariler life, as in she used to be a lesbian, and also she had a clit ring, now about 10 mins after this i think it dawned on her that she had revealed to much....
So she went home.
She also has a pointy nose. (note: that has nothign to do with the story, meerly a statement to the size and pointyness of her nose.)
At about 2 o clock in the moring the party was moved from the designated section in the pub, downstairs to the pleb section, so basicly everyone went their different ways.
A whole bunch of us decided to walk to the casino, dont know why, anyway we went to the cafe 21 there which is open 24 hours, which i think means it should be called cafe 24.
Anyway i downed some steak sandwhich clone, in that it was a steak sandwhich in a panini.
Ok here comes the crux of the matter.
After we left we saw the lines of the taxi ranks and then i had a epifany (sorry its seplt wrong, but its me and its what i do!!!!) and realized the bus's were still running out to chermside, as it was 3am, and they ran till 3:30am.
TO the Queen St bus station i exclaimed to the heavens!
We got there at 2:57am acording to the timer, got on a bus that was waiting. The bus left at 3am, we were home at 3:15am.
The bus driver even stoped right outside the street to our house (we live of a street of gympie road.) and after a 2 min walk, most of that 2 mins was waiting for the trafic to clear, we were home.
All up it cost us $4.80 togehter to get home, and we were home in record time.
NOW
Charmaine and her boyfirend were walking with us before i shouted about the bus stop, and they went to find a cab, they got home at 5am, after a 1.5hr wait at the cab rank.
GLEN U FUCKING GENIOUS!
A cab ride to our place is approx $37.50
Our bus ride was $4.80
Lordy me!
Saturday was spent in bed recouperating, as after i checked my wallet, we had spent $155 on drinks.
Twas a good night.
Recomend the bus to anyone, if they live in chermside....
Peace Out!
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