Friday afternoon conversations
Glen: the virgin mary was used by god, he said "i need a son"
Laurie: no no, she was "chosen...."
Glen: so thats what its called now?
Glen: you weren't raped, you were chosen.
Glen: You are the chosen one!
Lauire: You weren't raped you were a chotus.
Glen: You weren't raped you were a brussel sprout.
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Laurie: no no, she was "chosen...."
Glen: so thats what its called now?
Glen: you weren't raped, you were chosen.
Glen: You are the chosen one!
Lauire: You weren't raped you were a chotus.
Glen: You weren't raped you were a brussel sprout.
**Please note, This post was edited, using Lawnrice proof reading software**
2 Remarks:
Makes you wonder how much pain Mary experienced, having to deliver a baby while still a virgin.
Jesus shoulda clawed his way out of her like a fuckin' chestburster, that woulda been funny.
i tell u what, if jesus was born in the style of chest bursting aliens, i rekon children would be much more interested in the bible, i for one always wanted to know if when there were plauges of locusts, was a human ever eaten down to bone....
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