Arrrgggg, Naked i feel!
Well an age has come and gone, yes thats right the age of glens Giant Metallica Sticker.
That age ended,
BUT NOW ITS TIME FOR THE NEW STICKER!!!!
Thats right folks, as of Friday i have a New Metallica sticker, same design, just made out of 7 year weatherproof vinyl!!!!
As gibbo so kindly put it, the sticker is going to last longer than the car.
But let ye all be warned.
The sticker has magical powers!!!
Nay i hear u say, well look to the flat typre i had last night!
Never before has the car had a flat while the sticker was attached, but since removal, one tyre was down to 6psi!
now thats pretty dodgey!
But as soon as i find me a abbo whos willing to part with some metho to give my window a final clean off, before application, the new and improved ticker will reign forth from hence.
Also i got some "spares" technically i could decal every window and have spares left over, but i wont do that, i figured ill share the wealth, eg to meakin...
so the spares are 2 x 25-30cm stickers, and 2 x 10-15cm stickers.
So yeah i figured ill share the worth to Captain meakin, as i know he lusts after me... and my stickers!
plus anyone else who wants the most greatest stciker in the world that i feel worthy...
Nows your chance folks, to test your worthyness.
Think of it like a sword in the stone kinda thing, except without a sword, stone, or a knight.
But u know.
something like that.
In othernews.
Went for a ride in the state forrest yesterday, which was good, ros came along, which was funny, but to be honest she did much beter than expected. (i expected her to fall of a LOT more)
But yeah all in all it was a good ride.
EXCEPT for brad.
Brad buggered his rim playing silly buggers couple of weeks ago, so he got around to buying new rim, jammed the tyre on, pushed the gears on, and shoved the fucker on there.
Now this is where the complications began, for one, the chain tension looked all wrong, the read gear derailer was just pushed on in a there u go fasion, all in all i was forseeing some troubles, but he was getting quite agitated, posibly cause it wasnt really going together well and his father was there haning shit on him... not a good recipe.
Anyway he deemed it ready for departure, so off we choofed, anyway the first hill he encounted some trouble shifting gears. so we stoped, and he fiddled some more, as he brought his trusty spanner, so fiddles complete away we go, top of the next hill, more fiddles, basicly couldnt get it right, so he decided he would just stay in one gear, well ok, what ever he wanted next hill, moe anger and more adjustments, anyway on the last hill home, big ass hill that u crank the gears up and just fucking hammer down, i applied my usual, 3 on the big wheel and 8 on the little one and proceeded to go back in time due to excess speed, anyway im wating at the bottom of the hill for about i dunno like 5 mins, going... hmm hill = down, which = speed, which will prablably = ros falling off.
well no i was wrong.
Brad was in the middle of a "power peddle" as he puts it, where he was standing up to power down, well gear slip = foot slip, which = brad going left, and the bike going right....
Needless to say, he fucked he rear rim AGAIN, so moral of the story, if u have no idea what your doing, take it to the bike shop, it might cost some money, but so does fucking the rim, and then fucking it again and again...
Anyway, it was hell funny, cause its usualy me who brakes shit..
but yeah, aparently he went flying over the bike like some sort of human fly... Ros said she had trouble braking, cause it was just too funny!
Oh, This is long, Bring Snacks.
That age ended,
BUT NOW ITS TIME FOR THE NEW STICKER!!!!
Thats right folks, as of Friday i have a New Metallica sticker, same design, just made out of 7 year weatherproof vinyl!!!!
As gibbo so kindly put it, the sticker is going to last longer than the car.
But let ye all be warned.
The sticker has magical powers!!!
Nay i hear u say, well look to the flat typre i had last night!
Never before has the car had a flat while the sticker was attached, but since removal, one tyre was down to 6psi!
now thats pretty dodgey!
But as soon as i find me a abbo whos willing to part with some metho to give my window a final clean off, before application, the new and improved ticker will reign forth from hence.
Also i got some "spares" technically i could decal every window and have spares left over, but i wont do that, i figured ill share the wealth, eg to meakin...
so the spares are 2 x 25-30cm stickers, and 2 x 10-15cm stickers.
So yeah i figured ill share the worth to Captain meakin, as i know he lusts after me... and my stickers!
plus anyone else who wants the most greatest stciker in the world that i feel worthy...
Nows your chance folks, to test your worthyness.
Think of it like a sword in the stone kinda thing, except without a sword, stone, or a knight.
But u know.
something like that.
In othernews.
Went for a ride in the state forrest yesterday, which was good, ros came along, which was funny, but to be honest she did much beter than expected. (i expected her to fall of a LOT more)
But yeah all in all it was a good ride.
EXCEPT for brad.
Brad buggered his rim playing silly buggers couple of weeks ago, so he got around to buying new rim, jammed the tyre on, pushed the gears on, and shoved the fucker on there.
Now this is where the complications began, for one, the chain tension looked all wrong, the read gear derailer was just pushed on in a there u go fasion, all in all i was forseeing some troubles, but he was getting quite agitated, posibly cause it wasnt really going together well and his father was there haning shit on him... not a good recipe.
Anyway he deemed it ready for departure, so off we choofed, anyway the first hill he encounted some trouble shifting gears. so we stoped, and he fiddled some more, as he brought his trusty spanner, so fiddles complete away we go, top of the next hill, more fiddles, basicly couldnt get it right, so he decided he would just stay in one gear, well ok, what ever he wanted next hill, moe anger and more adjustments, anyway on the last hill home, big ass hill that u crank the gears up and just fucking hammer down, i applied my usual, 3 on the big wheel and 8 on the little one and proceeded to go back in time due to excess speed, anyway im wating at the bottom of the hill for about i dunno like 5 mins, going... hmm hill = down, which = speed, which will prablably = ros falling off.
well no i was wrong.
Brad was in the middle of a "power peddle" as he puts it, where he was standing up to power down, well gear slip = foot slip, which = brad going left, and the bike going right....
Needless to say, he fucked he rear rim AGAIN, so moral of the story, if u have no idea what your doing, take it to the bike shop, it might cost some money, but so does fucking the rim, and then fucking it again and again...
Anyway, it was hell funny, cause its usualy me who brakes shit..
but yeah, aparently he went flying over the bike like some sort of human fly... Ros said she had trouble braking, cause it was just too funny!
Oh, This is long, Bring Snacks.
5 Remarks:
dahahha thatll teach him to power pedal
i was about to say "way to warn us about our snacks" but low and behold, i was proven wrong..
now that i have my snacks in my hand, i was able to read your blog the whole way through and laugh.. fun times..
hahaha
although in fairness the snack warning should be at the beginning
to avoid snackless fatigue syndrome
but then again when you start blogging no-one ever intends to blog for all eternity
except maybe nye
but can i get resurrection pills for my enlarged penis affiliate?
hahahaha my first comment spam!!!!
And now to delete it.
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