Choose Swords. and a Adventure.
A scorpian is sitting by the edge of a wide stream.
The water is flowing fastly and there is no way for the scorpian to cross.
The scorpian sees that there is a frog sunning its self just out in shallows of the creek, so the scorpian calls out to the frog.
Hey frenchie, hows about u give me a lift to the other side of the river?
to which the frog replies.
Why should i, you are a scorpian, deceitful by nature, what stoping you from stabing me when where half way over? (oh ho hooo *french laugh)
Why would i stab u, then i would be stuck in the middle of the river...Said the scorpian.
The frog, thought it over then said to the scorpian, Ok then scorpian, i shall ferry u across the river.
Capital! says the scorpian, and jumps on to the frogs back as it swims in closer to the shore.
As the frog is about half way over the creek the scorpian stabs the frog in the neck injecting his deadly posion into the frogs body..
The frog shouts.. YOU FOOL how we will both die.. ahh it fucking burns... STUPID FUCKING SCORPIAN!!!
***** Heres where u, the reader, come into the story, do u choose ending 1, or ending 2.*******
**1.**
As the frog wails its last Amphibian cries for help, freedom and betrayal, the scorpian easily swims to the other side of the creek he mutters under his breath, stupid frog, who said scorpians cant swim??
As the scorpian gets to the other side of the creek he calls out to his fellow scorpian on down stream, "Hey Tommy!, i just got another one, thats 4 for me today, whats your tally?"
OR
**2.**
As the frog wails its last Amphibian cries for help, freedom and betrayal and slwoly sinks under the water, the scorpian ties a miniture japanese flag / bandana around his head and shouts at the top of his lungs KAMIKAZE!!!! untill he sinks below the surface.
The water is flowing fastly and there is no way for the scorpian to cross.
The scorpian sees that there is a frog sunning its self just out in shallows of the creek, so the scorpian calls out to the frog.
Hey frenchie, hows about u give me a lift to the other side of the river?
to which the frog replies.
Why should i, you are a scorpian, deceitful by nature, what stoping you from stabing me when where half way over? (oh ho hooo *french laugh)
Why would i stab u, then i would be stuck in the middle of the river...Said the scorpian.
The frog, thought it over then said to the scorpian, Ok then scorpian, i shall ferry u across the river.
Capital! says the scorpian, and jumps on to the frogs back as it swims in closer to the shore.
As the frog is about half way over the creek the scorpian stabs the frog in the neck injecting his deadly posion into the frogs body..
The frog shouts.. YOU FOOL how we will both die.. ahh it fucking burns... STUPID FUCKING SCORPIAN!!!
***** Heres where u, the reader, come into the story, do u choose ending 1, or ending 2.*******
**1.**
As the frog wails its last Amphibian cries for help, freedom and betrayal, the scorpian easily swims to the other side of the creek he mutters under his breath, stupid frog, who said scorpians cant swim??
As the scorpian gets to the other side of the creek he calls out to his fellow scorpian on down stream, "Hey Tommy!, i just got another one, thats 4 for me today, whats your tally?"
OR
**2.**
As the frog wails its last Amphibian cries for help, freedom and betrayal and slwoly sinks under the water, the scorpian ties a miniture japanese flag / bandana around his head and shouts at the top of his lungs KAMIKAZE!!!! untill he sinks below the surface.
5 Remarks:
i like 2 better
did u make this up??
Definitely number one.
Implying scorpions are similar to the nips is an insult to scorpions.
TAKE THAT MR ASIAN MAN SITTING BESIDE ME IN THE NET CAFE.
The endings i made up, the whole story is about the nature of people (and animals / insects it seems, ohh better put reptiles in there as well....)
The story goes, scorpian asks frog to ferry him across, frog says no, why would i ull kill me, scop says no i wont i need to cross, frog takes him, scorp kills him, both die.
frog says, why did u do this, uve killed us both, and the scorpian says, its my nature to kill.
Its a very old story / moral / something.. fable perhaps?
I didnt like how it ended tho, so hence the, stuipid frog, who said scorpians cant swim?? came from!
I like the original... sorry buddy you can't fuck with parables.. I think it might be by a Greek gent named Aesop (not too sure on the spelling here)
oh and i finally made another post..
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