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Hey guys thought i should give a bit of a weekend round up, even tho its Tuesday. That doesnt matter.
I have been busy at work, and im having a break for a few seconds before i get back into coding my stupid dam shoping centre!!!!
Friday night one of rozzies workmates was having a going away booze up at the Story Bridge Hotel, or SBH as they like to call them selves.
Well we get there and there was this UBER sleazy scotish bloke who, for the record, did not have red hair, was not wearing a kilt, didnt have a claymore, or said aye laddie once... (all of these must be met before i will call him a scotsman.) and was on a grope fest and everyone was doing the chair shuffle and then everyone ended up sitting next to me till i told this fucking cuntox (thank u meakin) that he was a fucking dickhead and to settle down, to which he decided he should go the other end of the table and sit with his other wardy mate.
What a fucking shit job that would be, wardsmen, not a nurse or doctor, pushing old ladies around , what a fucking dip shit, and way he got a dose of angry sober glen and decided to curb his style.
Anyway ros was wasted after like 30 mins cause she didnt have anything to eat and is a cadbury, but yeah she stedaley drank $100 in about 3 hours, now if u know how much ros drinks (not much) that equates to ONE FUCKING SLAUGHTERED ros, so that was comical, she even head butted a pint of beer, dont worry fellas it was tooeys old so no loss there...
My good mate tim rocked up at like 7:30 / 8 and i had a beer with him then was back on the coke (thats right i was doing lines on the table....) and he proceeded to get drunk quickly as he had also had nothing to eat all day
(what is it with these people and not eating.....)
then he was trying his luck with the ladies,
now there was one nurse there who was flirting pretty heavily, and her shirt wasnt much of a shirt so she had half her tits out, to much of tims enjoyment, anyway she had a boyfirend and as tim got drunker and as she got sober'er tim was trying harder and she was moving further away, i would like to note at this point she was flirting but then stoped,
wtf is with that.. dont start what u cant finish love....
Anyway tim fell over trying to get into the bench seat we were sitting on...
The bench was a dead set rubics cube, it was imposible to get into unless u were on the end... i nearly fell over and i was sober, although this was after about 7kg's of coke so i was lucky to be walking, let alone sitting.
On the way home we Piled 2 wasted people (Ros & Tim)into the car and one half drunk person(Cath) took them home, then took ros home and put her to bed.
What shited me the most in the morning was the factor that for how wasted ros was, she wasnt the right amount of hang over, she was the
"oh had a few to many but not blind" hang over,
Where as she should of been
"sone one shoot the sun as any object that makes light must be destroyed...." - you know what im talking about
Dont know how she did it...
Saturday
Didnt do much went food shoping, wooo hooo!!
i have no idea what we did on saturday night...
that is either all the coke from the weekend or cause the fog of war set in....
Sunday
.......
Dad came over...
Watched the terminal...
blank.....
Must of been good.....
Monday night went out to dinner with lauire and lani, to fuse, and it was delicious, and it was good to catch up with lani as we hadn't seen her for eons.
Time to poof read, Oh darling!!!
Ok poof reading done
and i realized what happened on sat / sun nights
Ros was working graveyard shift, so i didnt do squat and she went to work from 11pm to come home at 8am, fucking shit job if u ask me....
I have been busy at work, and im having a break for a few seconds before i get back into coding my stupid dam shoping centre!!!!
Friday night one of rozzies workmates was having a going away booze up at the Story Bridge Hotel, or SBH as they like to call them selves.
Well we get there and there was this UBER sleazy scotish bloke who, for the record, did not have red hair, was not wearing a kilt, didnt have a claymore, or said aye laddie once... (all of these must be met before i will call him a scotsman.) and was on a grope fest and everyone was doing the chair shuffle and then everyone ended up sitting next to me till i told this fucking cuntox (thank u meakin) that he was a fucking dickhead and to settle down, to which he decided he should go the other end of the table and sit with his other wardy mate.
What a fucking shit job that would be, wardsmen, not a nurse or doctor, pushing old ladies around , what a fucking dip shit, and way he got a dose of angry sober glen and decided to curb his style.
Anyway ros was wasted after like 30 mins cause she didnt have anything to eat and is a cadbury, but yeah she stedaley drank $100 in about 3 hours, now if u know how much ros drinks (not much) that equates to ONE FUCKING SLAUGHTERED ros, so that was comical, she even head butted a pint of beer, dont worry fellas it was tooeys old so no loss there...
My good mate tim rocked up at like 7:30 / 8 and i had a beer with him then was back on the coke (thats right i was doing lines on the table....) and he proceeded to get drunk quickly as he had also had nothing to eat all day
(what is it with these people and not eating.....)
then he was trying his luck with the ladies,
now there was one nurse there who was flirting pretty heavily, and her shirt wasnt much of a shirt so she had half her tits out, to much of tims enjoyment, anyway she had a boyfirend and as tim got drunker and as she got sober'er tim was trying harder and she was moving further away, i would like to note at this point she was flirting but then stoped,
wtf is with that.. dont start what u cant finish love....
Anyway tim fell over trying to get into the bench seat we were sitting on...
The bench was a dead set rubics cube, it was imposible to get into unless u were on the end... i nearly fell over and i was sober, although this was after about 7kg's of coke so i was lucky to be walking, let alone sitting.
On the way home we Piled 2 wasted people (Ros & Tim)into the car and one half drunk person(Cath) took them home, then took ros home and put her to bed.
What shited me the most in the morning was the factor that for how wasted ros was, she wasnt the right amount of hang over, she was the
"oh had a few to many but not blind" hang over,
Where as she should of been
"sone one shoot the sun as any object that makes light must be destroyed...." - you know what im talking about
Dont know how she did it...
Saturday
Didnt do much went food shoping, wooo hooo!!
i have no idea what we did on saturday night...
that is either all the coke from the weekend or cause the fog of war set in....
Sunday
.......
Dad came over...
Watched the terminal...
blank.....
Must of been good.....
Monday night went out to dinner with lauire and lani, to fuse, and it was delicious, and it was good to catch up with lani as we hadn't seen her for eons.
Time to poof read, Oh darling!!!
Ok poof reading done
and i realized what happened on sat / sun nights
Ros was working graveyard shift, so i didnt do squat and she went to work from 11pm to come home at 8am, fucking shit job if u ask me....
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