O'Rance syndrome.
Now, some of you might know paul, aka figjam.
For those of who dont, check nye's page for some pic's and movies of the delightful fella.
Figgie had a big night on the weekend, got to drunk, and for a full run down of things that did or did not happen check his blog.(linked from nyes page, and soon from mine but i am lazy today)
Ahhh figjam, when will you learn.
Most of us have had that moment when you wake up and go, hmm why did i get that drunk, and i will never be that drunk again, now usualy in most cases, this is disregarded the next time alchihol is consumed.
I on the otherhand have a permanent stoping limit that i have installed my self.
I call it the O'rance syndrome.
Most of you will understand how the O'rance syndrome (ORS) will effect the ammount of beer / vodka that has been injested, There is a limit , once that limit has been reached, either you get a second wind, aka vommit, or you stop, drink coke and sober up a bit to watch the rest of the night unfold, or switch to light beer.
Figjam doesnt seem to have ORS, but maybe it would be in the best interest of his health if he got a bit of ORS, actualy i dont think it would be good for his health in the short term, Long term liver life would be helped by ORS, but not much else.
My experiance was quite scary, but never the less gave me the ORS to allow myself to not get so totaly wasted that ppl take movies of my underpants, or of naughty little russains drawing on my have.
Acknowledged!
for those of you who do not have ORS i belive this line from Metallica's "one" describes it well
"Darkness imprisoning me, i cannot live i cannot die, all that i see absalute horror"
That sums it up quite well i belive.
Id like to hear if other people have any ORS stories, as they are quite commical now, but at school they were quite terrible and needed a R18 rating.
as i once said "That will replace the whale in my nightmares"
So comment about your ORS stories.
and if enough people ask about ORS, i might explain it to them, but i think enough people understand.
Time to poke my eyes out with burning hot spikes.....
For those of who dont, check nye's page for some pic's and movies of the delightful fella.
Figgie had a big night on the weekend, got to drunk, and for a full run down of things that did or did not happen check his blog.(linked from nyes page, and soon from mine but i am lazy today)
Ahhh figjam, when will you learn.
Most of us have had that moment when you wake up and go, hmm why did i get that drunk, and i will never be that drunk again, now usualy in most cases, this is disregarded the next time alchihol is consumed.
I on the otherhand have a permanent stoping limit that i have installed my self.
I call it the O'rance syndrome.
Most of you will understand how the O'rance syndrome (ORS) will effect the ammount of beer / vodka that has been injested, There is a limit , once that limit has been reached, either you get a second wind, aka vommit, or you stop, drink coke and sober up a bit to watch the rest of the night unfold, or switch to light beer.
Figjam doesnt seem to have ORS, but maybe it would be in the best interest of his health if he got a bit of ORS, actualy i dont think it would be good for his health in the short term, Long term liver life would be helped by ORS, but not much else.
My experiance was quite scary, but never the less gave me the ORS to allow myself to not get so totaly wasted that ppl take movies of my underpants, or of naughty little russains drawing on my have.
Acknowledged!
for those of you who do not have ORS i belive this line from Metallica's "one" describes it well
"Darkness imprisoning me, i cannot live i cannot die, all that i see absalute horror"
That sums it up quite well i belive.
Id like to hear if other people have any ORS stories, as they are quite commical now, but at school they were quite terrible and needed a R18 rating.
as i once said "That will replace the whale in my nightmares"
So comment about your ORS stories.
and if enough people ask about ORS, i might explain it to them, but i think enough people understand.
Time to poke my eyes out with burning hot spikes.....
6 Remarks:
(said in a pirates accent)
giarr
I too once was almost mauled by the beast o'rance. T'was a dark and stormy night after the st pauls formal, and this pirate had been yohohoing and had a bottle of rum. If it werent for the quick thinking of my crew i would not be here to tell ye this tale. She'll string ye up and skin ye alive she will...
yarr
Twas lucky indeed for your crew, tis a nasty fate when O'rance strikes.
i was almost mauled by the beast orance as well
i was walking through the airport, trying to innocently catch a plane
and there she was in her monsterous fury, dressed in an orange security jacket hurtling towards me, it was terrifying...
ok what the fuck is the story glen ... you might as well publish it ... laurie as well....
mmmm i was molestered by a gorilla aka "The Hefalump" it was more a mutual molestation however ... lets but it this way .... she was built for loving .... heh .. suspension and all.
any way the story ends with me waking up and having her knawing on my arm .... shocking ... funny now ... yet throughly unnerving at the time. heh ...
maybe orance has been modified to Rozzes thumb ...
*high screaching voice*
"GleNY! DONT YOU BE DRINKING TO MUCH! OR NO SEX FOR YOU EVER AGAIN!" ;p
ehehe it was onyl a matter of time till that came up....
I cannot believe that someone has at last acknowledged this syndrome. I am an O'Rance by marriage and have been living with the syndrome for 25 years. Glad to put a name to it. Plowing on if I can ever get a word in
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