Ok Post Mk2
Well Chumpets, i had started the post about the weekend, and mainly friday night, but got sidetracked, clicked on a link and lost it all.
But let me recap.
Friday night was the Xmas party, i shall try and fill u in on it all, but , hey ask lauire (he wont remember) or nye (he will remember) or ros( she will also remember) how wasted young lawnrice and i were.
Heres a time line on the dreaded friday.
10am, Made a hat from the corona six pack, by cutting out the handle and bottle seperater, i was able to remove the bottom, while still keeping the edges firmly stuck together, thus making a crown, or hat if u will.
12:15 first corona opened
12:20 Second Corona opend and lauire first Hieny baby!
12:30 dip and biscits provided with the most delicious dip known to man!
12:45 third corona opened
1pm, move outside and watch shamry and don try and put a bbq together
1:05 Sharmy and don drive off to find another part for the bbq.
1:15 fourth corona opened (lawnrices thrid hieny)
1:30 fifth corona opened. Don and sharmy still haven't returned
1:45 Sharmy and don return, don sits down, sharmy fucked up and leaves again.....
2pm, peta and i walk across the road to buy more hieny's and corona's....
2:15 (maybe... i dont know its starting to get hazy.....) shamry returns with a new gas bottle (EMPTY!!!!!!)
2:30 sharmy returns with a full gas bottle.... (7th or 8th corona now... i cant be sure...)
3pm we start to eat, tis a deliocus meal, from the barbieQ, with alcahol flowing (posibly 9th or 10th cornona.... Donna has left... [YAY!])
.....
6pm ros picks lawnrice, peta and myself up, all corona's gone, and drinking a hieneken.
6:30 drop peta off at her house, heiny drunk, another opened.
6:45 get to the lawnrice and NYE lovenest. Onroute, drunk said hiney thrown out window, to a delicous smash.... started on sky blue vodka...)
7pm, get home, go to bed.
........
3am get up stumpled around get drink of water
10am get another drink of water
10:15 wake properly to loveable angry ros.
Thats about it....
i was fairly fucked up...
and if i missed anything out it was cause i was wasted... aparently i was pretty abusive to ros, yelling out the window at her when she went to the servo for fuel, so sorry baby....
Hmmmm yeah Xmas party good.
Final Total on the liver.
12 x Corona's (fairly sure as there were none left at the end of the day)
2 x hienekins
1 x sky blue vodka.
peace out
But let me recap.
Friday night was the Xmas party, i shall try and fill u in on it all, but , hey ask lauire (he wont remember) or nye (he will remember) or ros( she will also remember) how wasted young lawnrice and i were.
Heres a time line on the dreaded friday.
10am, Made a hat from the corona six pack, by cutting out the handle and bottle seperater, i was able to remove the bottom, while still keeping the edges firmly stuck together, thus making a crown, or hat if u will.
12:15 first corona opened
12:20 Second Corona opend and lauire first Hieny baby!
12:30 dip and biscits provided with the most delicious dip known to man!
12:45 third corona opened
1pm, move outside and watch shamry and don try and put a bbq together
1:05 Sharmy and don drive off to find another part for the bbq.
1:15 fourth corona opened (lawnrices thrid hieny)
1:30 fifth corona opened. Don and sharmy still haven't returned
1:45 Sharmy and don return, don sits down, sharmy fucked up and leaves again.....
2pm, peta and i walk across the road to buy more hieny's and corona's....
2:15 (maybe... i dont know its starting to get hazy.....) shamry returns with a new gas bottle (EMPTY!!!!!!)
2:30 sharmy returns with a full gas bottle.... (7th or 8th corona now... i cant be sure...)
3pm we start to eat, tis a deliocus meal, from the barbieQ, with alcahol flowing (posibly 9th or 10th cornona.... Donna has left... [YAY!])
.....
6pm ros picks lawnrice, peta and myself up, all corona's gone, and drinking a hieneken.
6:30 drop peta off at her house, heiny drunk, another opened.
6:45 get to the lawnrice and NYE lovenest. Onroute, drunk said hiney thrown out window, to a delicous smash.... started on sky blue vodka...)
7pm, get home, go to bed.
........
3am get up stumpled around get drink of water
10am get another drink of water
10:15 wake properly to loveable angry ros.
Thats about it....
i was fairly fucked up...
and if i missed anything out it was cause i was wasted... aparently i was pretty abusive to ros, yelling out the window at her when she went to the servo for fuel, so sorry baby....
Hmmmm yeah Xmas party good.
Final Total on the liver.
12 x Corona's (fairly sure as there were none left at the end of the day)
2 x hienekins
1 x sky blue vodka.
peace out
2 Remarks:
i liked your drunk posts ... drink some more .. so you can write more like them ... if anyone askes what your doing .. just say nye told you to do it ....
ooh, abusing your woman? that's a BAD move buddy...
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