Urban Dictonary

I had never really been to this website, maybe once or twice.
I was preusring grants blog (go to nyes, link to phills, then link to grants, well thats how i get there anyway)
Anyway they have a random buttons which gives you all sorts of fantastic words.
and definitions.
Like this one.

"Houdini, The
Doin' a girl from behind, pulling out before you get a chance to come, spitting on her back (only to cause her to turn around), releasing your mangoo into her face and yelling 'Abracadbra bitch!'."

Dahahahahah!

And another one.

"Spiderman
The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.
Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night."

As a side note, apon thowing "it" the words "go web go" should be said.


Oh good lord this one is TOPS!

" beef curtains
n. the resulting low hanging, loose, flappy labia from muliple bangings of the female genitalia
"I was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees.""

Oh god this website is GOD
"piss biscuit
Deodorant cake hung on rim of toilet bowl.
It's about time to replace the piss biscuit."
Genious!