Who is responsable for keeping stevie wonder looking like he does.
Stevie has been blind his whole life right?, well i think he has.
How does he know that he wants to have long dreadlock syle chunks of hair on his head.
Stevie what were you thinking?
I mean did he go, u know what? I cant see what it looks like, but i rekon its going to be awesome, quickly get me a dwarf so that he may stand on another dwarf and they may do kreazy things to my hair....
And what is with his glases, why do blind people feel the need to wear funky glases. You know what i want to see?
A riced up dog.
How awesome would that be.
They could give the dog some shiny glases, a funky chrome or neon harness or collar...
Tint or dye the end of the dogs tail, maybe even give the dog some pogo stick so it would seem like it is on hydraulics (im fairly sure thats spelt wrong...)
What about a spoiler.... that might have to be something to do with the harness otherwise the rspca would start cracking the shits!
Imagane walking down queen st mall and seeing the saxamaphones blind dog wearing a sparkly bling bling chain with funky 70's glasses and a neon harness.
It would blow your mind, on a side note what happened to lenny kravatzs blind afro'd drummer??
i saw him on some awards show the other week and he had some drummer that wasnt black, didnt have an afro, and could see, i was shocked and dismayed, more shocked than when i saw lennys perm for the first time...... (what was he thinking!!!)
Anyway back to stevie...
A couple of months ago i was watching some Oprah birthday special with ros, (god forbid it was terrible!!) And Stevie came out to sing a song, on his piano, and he had his shiny glases and locks of platted hair waving in the wind, and
Thats another thing, when he wins awards for the songs he does and he has to go up and recieve them , how the fuck does he know where to go?
I have never seen stevie sport a cane, or dog , or a cane made from dogs, for that matter!
anyway stevie was singing away and flaing his head back and forth, u know how he does it...
Im presently doing it, but unless u are looking on the webcam you wont be able to see it...
And he had these funky new age chic sunnies which were like a folded piece of plastic, with no hinges or any device for folding them down, cause lets face it, he is not wearing them for their UV protection...
And they were reflective to the point of being a mirror, a black mirror of pain that kept shooting disco lights into the camera and thus destroying my retina's, which is why i now live on the moon.
Anyway i might post again today and i will dutifully try to post tomrow but if i dont kind readers i will not be back online untill the 10th of january, unless i find access to the net, or if santa brings me oneone in the area with wireless internet....
Please santa iv'e been good!
How does he know that he wants to have long dreadlock syle chunks of hair on his head.
Stevie what were you thinking?
I mean did he go, u know what? I cant see what it looks like, but i rekon its going to be awesome, quickly get me a dwarf so that he may stand on another dwarf and they may do kreazy things to my hair....
And what is with his glases, why do blind people feel the need to wear funky glases. You know what i want to see?
A riced up dog.
How awesome would that be.
They could give the dog some shiny glases, a funky chrome or neon harness or collar...
Tint or dye the end of the dogs tail, maybe even give the dog some pogo stick so it would seem like it is on hydraulics (im fairly sure thats spelt wrong...)
What about a spoiler.... that might have to be something to do with the harness otherwise the rspca would start cracking the shits!
Imagane walking down queen st mall and seeing the saxamaphones blind dog wearing a sparkly bling bling chain with funky 70's glasses and a neon harness.
It would blow your mind, on a side note what happened to lenny kravatzs blind afro'd drummer??
i saw him on some awards show the other week and he had some drummer that wasnt black, didnt have an afro, and could see, i was shocked and dismayed, more shocked than when i saw lennys perm for the first time...... (what was he thinking!!!)
Anyway back to stevie...
A couple of months ago i was watching some Oprah birthday special with ros, (god forbid it was terrible!!) And Stevie came out to sing a song, on his piano, and he had his shiny glases and locks of platted hair waving in the wind, and
Thats another thing, when he wins awards for the songs he does and he has to go up and recieve them , how the fuck does he know where to go?
I have never seen stevie sport a cane, or dog , or a cane made from dogs, for that matter!
anyway stevie was singing away and flaing his head back and forth, u know how he does it...
Im presently doing it, but unless u are looking on the webcam you wont be able to see it...
And he had these funky new age chic sunnies which were like a folded piece of plastic, with no hinges or any device for folding them down, cause lets face it, he is not wearing them for their UV protection...
And they were reflective to the point of being a mirror, a black mirror of pain that kept shooting disco lights into the camera and thus destroying my retina's, which is why i now live on the moon.
Anyway i might post again today and i will dutifully try to post tomrow but if i dont kind readers i will not be back online untill the 10th of january, unless i find access to the net, or if santa brings me oneone in the area with wireless internet....
Please santa iv'e been good!
2 Remarks:
you prompted me to read a bit about this man ... aparently he was blind seconds after birth. due to Retinopathy of Prematurity ? sounds like the biographer isnt that great at grammer nevertheless poor grammer is the mainstay of this blog so i dont care
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