Captains Blog.
Captains blog.
Stardate 2005/2/2
Todays revelations come once again too late to be useful.
The evil sharmy has infected our ships crew with what we are calling the Vishnu Flu.
The sharmy managed to breach the hull days later than we expected. The hull breach was due for tuesday but came on wednesday instead.
It was a short but hellish time for all the crew.
The time the sharmy had inside the precious vessel was only bordering on 3 hours, and most of the crew had only minor contact with the sharmy.
That is except our navigator and IT expert loddy.
Loddy was lulled into the sharmys domain under the guise of the geneva convention, regarding sick laptops covered in spyware and ad-ware, and go knows what other virius's.
Thankfully the laptop was able to be saved, but its only a matter of time before it is reinfected with what can only be called stupidity.
First mate loddy was with the sharmy for over about 30mins which was well enough time for the infection to soak into his hairy young body.
I fear it was our first infection.
Approximately 2 hours after he had come in contact with the dreaded and evil sharmy, the back of his throat had started to ache, or build up flem, twas a bad sign.
That the infection was traveling this quick meant that there was no hope for us all.
Apon retiring to my captains quarters that evening and enjoying a delicious virtual meal with my family back on Shasta 13 (chasmere universe), i also felt this pain / build up of the vishnu flu.
I was worried.
I had spent no time in physical contact with the sharmy, the only contact had been made from behind our Infection wall.
Unfortunatley the infection wall has been falling under dis-repair of lates, as first mate loddy keeps kicking it when he gets up from his star desk. The dammage has been done and so blame cannot be administered untill after the stop of this dreadfull disease.
Captain Out.
Captains blog.
Stardate 2005/2/3
This day started off with the absense of First mate loddy, which was normal so no worry was put in, its presently 11:43 and no contact has been made with either the sharmy or with loddy, contact with loddy was to come under the guise of MSN, but alas he has not surfaced, I fear the worst.
Today our retarded receptionist-bot D-Fatty 5000-oona was coughing in its mechanical voice. I fear there is no hope and it must be replaced.
Must talk to the Rear Admrial Start General C.Odgers in ordering a replacement receptionist-bot, as this one is sorely lacking in both skill and personality, plus it takes up to much space.
The infection in my throat i fear is getting worse, i may send down a request for some cold and flu defence from the infimary. I just hope the infection has spread to there yet.
Thankfully the tunes are still pumping on the bridge and there has been no sign of the sharmy since his depart yesterday afternoon, but to be honest i am sure he will surpries attack us anytime soon.
First mate loddy has finaly surfaced and it seems his sore throat has receeded, maybe removal of ones self from the contaiminated area is vital to ones survivial.
I also think there were to many v's used in my last use of survival, or maybe to many i's.
Captain out.
Stardate 2005/2/2
Todays revelations come once again too late to be useful.
The evil sharmy has infected our ships crew with what we are calling the Vishnu Flu.
The sharmy managed to breach the hull days later than we expected. The hull breach was due for tuesday but came on wednesday instead.
It was a short but hellish time for all the crew.
The time the sharmy had inside the precious vessel was only bordering on 3 hours, and most of the crew had only minor contact with the sharmy.
That is except our navigator and IT expert loddy.
Loddy was lulled into the sharmys domain under the guise of the geneva convention, regarding sick laptops covered in spyware and ad-ware, and go knows what other virius's.
Thankfully the laptop was able to be saved, but its only a matter of time before it is reinfected with what can only be called stupidity.
First mate loddy was with the sharmy for over about 30mins which was well enough time for the infection to soak into his hairy young body.
I fear it was our first infection.
Approximately 2 hours after he had come in contact with the dreaded and evil sharmy, the back of his throat had started to ache, or build up flem, twas a bad sign.
That the infection was traveling this quick meant that there was no hope for us all.
Apon retiring to my captains quarters that evening and enjoying a delicious virtual meal with my family back on Shasta 13 (chasmere universe), i also felt this pain / build up of the vishnu flu.
I was worried.
I had spent no time in physical contact with the sharmy, the only contact had been made from behind our Infection wall.
Unfortunatley the infection wall has been falling under dis-repair of lates, as first mate loddy keeps kicking it when he gets up from his star desk. The dammage has been done and so blame cannot be administered untill after the stop of this dreadfull disease.
Captain Out.
Captains blog.
Stardate 2005/2/3
This day started off with the absense of First mate loddy, which was normal so no worry was put in, its presently 11:43 and no contact has been made with either the sharmy or with loddy, contact with loddy was to come under the guise of MSN, but alas he has not surfaced, I fear the worst.
Today our retarded receptionist-bot D-Fatty 5000-oona was coughing in its mechanical voice. I fear there is no hope and it must be replaced.
Must talk to the Rear Admrial Start General C.Odgers in ordering a replacement receptionist-bot, as this one is sorely lacking in both skill and personality, plus it takes up to much space.
The infection in my throat i fear is getting worse, i may send down a request for some cold and flu defence from the infimary. I just hope the infection has spread to there yet.
Thankfully the tunes are still pumping on the bridge and there has been no sign of the sharmy since his depart yesterday afternoon, but to be honest i am sure he will surpries attack us anytime soon.
First mate loddy has finaly surfaced and it seems his sore throat has receeded, maybe removal of ones self from the contaiminated area is vital to ones survivial.
I also think there were to many v's used in my last use of survival, or maybe to many i's.
Captain out.
4 Remarks:
gold.
I only have one question.
Where is the poop deck?
ahahha it captures the environment so well
our receptionist bot is severely lacking in skill and personality
aint that the truth!
/me roars with laughter
Oh lordy, and I was thinking this creeping pain in the back of my throat might just be from copious amounts of wine consumed, for free, last night...now i fear the worst
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