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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

3 Min photoshop image.

Hi everyone, well first week of uni is over, just starting the second.... YAY!
Well sunday night was pretty funny, Roz was working a late, so after doing some study (yes glen and study, the world has gone topsy turvey!) i headed over to frankle's place with pepples and Greetings the xopx. (xopx is what my xbox is known as cause when roz first saw it, she was like, u dick head u got a dodgey one look it is a xopx not a fucking xbox....) what can u say to that...
Anyway, with all these thngs in tow i arrived at Chateu Drinky Drinky which is next door to Chateu le Franc, The first one is the laurie, nye, bec, zerald residence, and frank's is on Greetings behind their's..
Yes i know Zerald doesnt live there but his house should be incorporated into Chateu Drinky Drinky.
So every one looked quite rat shit, with figgie being there as well but a absent nye, to which was later revealed in all his glory of being at work.
Well frank was half way thru Donnie Darko, and i think, quite a bit disturbed from the film, it does that to people... probably cause tis fuckking oddd!!!!
Anyway on my numerous piss / shit adventures (for the dog of course) i would stop in to see if the boys and at one stage 2 girls (bec and some bird with shiny silver shoes/ slippers) and it steadily got drunker and drunker, i think after the game of shot chess was where it went downhill for zerald... Also bec was drinking from the biggest martini glass in the world, think 9L garden bucket shaped into elegant glass.
Greetings
SO yeah at one stage figgie stoped by to say "we are putting on some snaggs and sinking the piss" (as if we couldnt already hear that) so i tell him ok well movies nealry done we shall be over shortly.
Anyway movie is done, we go over, see laurie in the midsth of setting up the bbq, Alright!! I say the timming was outstanding...
WRONG
greetings
It turns out that greetings he was in fact packing up the bbq and we were to late cause figgie returned the message of "nah they are wathcing a movie....."
So yeah at this stage zerald was at a stage of "leany go-drunkenhymer" so yeah in the end frank and i left the boys to their leaning and watched another movie i think, then he had his clan match greetings and i went back over to witness the drinking chess.
Time being at about 6pm zerald, my self, sparky and figgie were sitting on the driveway, zerald more of a lying across it.
So yeah he was retelling me his story Greetings about his 2 dogs and how his parents took them to the pound after he moved out (way harsh)
So yeah he was having a fun time playing with the sparkster, then with one arm around the leash he promptly rolled over and passed out.
Greetings So sparky is wondering why he cant move more than about 40cm's because zerald is trying to use Greetings sparkys leash as a blanket....
Anyway after i free the poor dog, zerald comes back to the land of the living...
At about 6:Greetings30 i was hired as DD for the pizza run, which didnt bother me to much, i like to help out when i can...
So off we trundle for pizza's i leave sparky tied fumly around zeralds wrist...
When we returned he was tied around the post, but still alive.
Pizza was consumed by the boys while frank and i went back for him to watch "my resturant rules" (he is consumed by that show)
Well nye came home around then and he started to watch 2 fast 2 furious and kept complaing because it was fake... OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT ID U EXPECT!!!! I mean it has paul walker in it for fucks sake...
Anyway Zerald and figgie were dressed Greetings up in dressing gowns (???) KFC buckets, cartons and sunny's and were sneaking up franks stairs... sparky found them out and was like WTF ARE THESE COLONS DOING?
Anyway they wandered off after that (primarily Zerald passing out again...)
Greetings Well on another piss / shit adventure we watched Zerald beating up a tree in front of the "yound parents centre" which was pretty funny, anyway he jumped off a 1.5 meter grass section, landed like a sack of wet parrots, then proceeded to "sleep" in the gutter for about 20 mins, while nye figgie sparky and i tried to get fottage of a car driving past to see wtf they would do...
No car came, we got Zerald up, actualy i think i went back to Franks and left the boys to their business of "tea bagging" Zerald and taking Greetings photos to blackmail him..
Anyway when i left at about 9:30 Zerald was passed out at the foot of Chateau Drinky drinky in full costume (Loddy has Greetings photos)

Well yesterday saw the start of uni Officaly (first week doesnt count) Had one subject where they were talking about photoshop and set asside a whole 2 hour lecture for "Layers" anyway the last 40 mins were set aside for exploring the "paintbrush" tool.
Anyway here is my 3 mins Photoshop image. (used 4 tools)
3 Min Image
Greetings.

7 Remarks:

Blogger Granite spewed forth...

In reference to your comments on my site:
My side window has metal supports on it, and if I Dremmel the shit out of them it'll look, well, shit. I've got a Motherboard monitoring prog running atm, and it's steady on 48C, but I'm not really doing too much right now huh? I'll think about it, thanks for the advice!

12:06 PM  
Blogger Granite spewed forth...

And what did you mean about "not sure about the cross pieces"?, was it not a good idea? You MSN?

12:08 PM  
Blogger Granite spewed forth...

Hey that image is COOL!! Sounds like a top night too!!!

12:17 PM  
Blogger Matt.. spewed forth...

Ok that was a nice post but what the fuck is the deal with the word greeting all over the place.

12:44 PM  
Blogger McBain spewed forth...

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=88&p=2
Start at page one if u want the whle story... but this is the gist of it..
Not sure why the greetings, but it seems funny to me and larry the lesbian.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Paul Dawson spewed forth...

Ah, good times, good times.

Then again, it's always good times with the lads at the watering hole.

Don't forget - next weekend is the quest for the Holy Grail! Stay tuned folks, for more drunken antics as the rumdogs of Brisbane make an assault on the holiest of holies.

8:50 AM  
Blogger Pishnagambo spewed forth...

mmm
well
nice photo :)

3:32 PM  

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