Valentines Day.

Well sexy readers, i assume some of you had some valentines day comitments, i know loddy got off, the valentines duties.... As lani was awol, or in bali, which is a fairly good excuse.
And i know nick, as his girlfriend was working, had a big night of milk and honey ahead of him.
Well Rozzie and had orginized to go out for dinner, well i had orginized, anyway we went to the place i orginized, the Italo Australian Club, aka where gerald works.
And roz took one look at the decor and the patrons and said ahhhhhh plastic chairs? no....
So we headed off to good ole' west end where many a pidgeon can be consumed accidently, Kim tahn bakery i love u!
So we found this quite nice greek place, so we asked the waiter dude for a table, he goes "yep no worries heres a table there u go", and walks off, no problems we figured he was in search of menu's or somehting that would allow us to order food from him....
So anyway 5-10 mins later he comes back with water and menu's ok thats good, again leaves us for about 10 mins... comes back we order dinner and a bottle of champagne,
Dinner consisted of 2 mains (obviusly) and a entree.
15-20 mins later we havent got our entree or BOTTLE OF WINE!!!!
So we signal one of the other waiter girls, who happens to be a female, right so she comes back with the wine, and proceedes to bag the guy waiter, oh males they have a attention span of a .... a... umm... a ...
Goldfish i prompt...
Yeah a gold fish, 2 seconds or something,
"Yeah its 5 seconds" i pipe in with..
Oh yeah thats the one, she agrees, right well ill just go grab you a ice bucket for the wine...
Now during this conversation you can tell that she also has said "5 second gold fish memory", as she never returns with the ice bucket, stupid bitch just zinged her self......
Anyway dead set an HOUR after we have ordered, we havent got our fucking entree, i have had one and a half glasses of champagne (as i was driving), roz drunk the other 3 and a bit glasses....
Food arives... FINALY, and to give them credit, it was VERY VERY DELICIOUS!
So anyway then i half way thru my dinner i flag the dumb man waiter again, order a coke to help sober me, and to maybe throw a robe to the drunk lady overboard (aka roz.)
So yeah anyway he brings that back quick smart, which was awesome.
The food was good , we devoured it, roz droped her fork, i laffed, gave her mine, she was all good again.
Dinner finished i went up to pay, the lady goes "yeah so u had this this tihs and a entree", and i say nah the entree never arrived, she just goes what? sorry thats BS, so yeah she was cool about it...
Anyway Dumbfuck the male waiter didnt actualy charge me for the coke, which was nice, but i think he just forgot to put it on the tab....
We leave the resturant, and the cool wind hits roz, and if anyone has seen / done this they will know the feeling, not too drunk in the pub, outside, FUCKING WASTED!!!!!
Anyway i half drag her to the car, she seriosuly is having trouble walking...
pour her into the car...
Drive home with roz hanging out of the window alternating between yelling at people on walking on the footpath and saying, "ahhh im gunna be sick....." I was so proud!
So needless to say i had much fun making corners go corner-ier, and braking more brake-ier....
Which is to say i was driving normaly...
Anyway we stop by maccas to get roz a coke, as she needs one REALLY bad as she has to go to work at 6:30am tomrowowo....
Anyway the dude asks me is everything alright , looking at roz, to which i reply, a little to much wine over dinner, he laffs and shakes his head as roz babales something incomprehensable....
We get home, and i have to give roz the use of my legs to get her inside, as her legs have lost all motor functions...
Anyway long story short.

She didnt hurl, but she was in a VERY sorry state this morning when she left...