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Stardate 2005/02/11
To date, since the return to service the ship known as the FCC has had only 2 dreaded accounts with the sharma Virus.
The previous Captains blog entry focused on the hull breach last tuesday, and thankfully there has only been one other breach in security between then and now.
Thankfully both times the contact between our crew and the sharmy has been limited.
It seems as if there is a pattern between the breaches, both came on a Tuesday, and both only lasted for approx 3 hrs.
In recent news First mate loddy's, first mate, has departed her home world for the distand island of Balina 12, for a trip spanning 10 star days, and one would asusme 9 star nights, but in these constant times of war and peace, you can never be sure that 10 star days will equal 9 star nights.
There was a possible breach in one of the crew's quarters today, but after we investigated it seems there must of been some sort of conection failure between her Earthpartner and his fax-a-tron 5006.
The full story behind the quarter breach is still a little confusing.
It would seem that our Space Enviromental scientist recived a call from her Earth partner saying that his Overlord Ruler hax faxed him data regarding payment for services rendered and someone had picked up the reciver of the fax-a-tron 5006 and said "helllo hello hello???".
The reports that this individual was sharmy have been unconfirmed and are mostly unfounded.
After sending the probe to her quarters with yours truely co-pioleting the craft the inspection took place.
There seemded to be no forced entry so our shock sticks were set to "stun and cause anal leakage", so that any intruder that was found would be rendered useless and be left making a stain on the carpet, untill the proper space marine corps could be contacted and dispatched to the quaters to arrest the offending criminal.
After a through search of the quarters, no intruder could be found, and it was decided that althou the overlord ruler had used the "programed in" number that was set aside to her earth partner's residence, the fault must be laid at the feet of the giant space telco of doom "Telsrata 76".
Apon returning to our vessel and applying pink salmon caught from the universe of Atlantia, to some outlandish boring bread which had been enginnereed to have no taste, thats right it as bread from the wholemean confederation, Curse their blockade of the port of white bread, even their loose association with the multigrain soceity from the planet Darling downs, in the Towoomba Universe, has to held in disdain.
Lunch was fairly terrible so much so that it was eventual abandoned in a hope that my stomache would become filled with the artifical, yet still illegal water, captured from the gardens of the King of babalon.
The plans for the star weekend, not to be confused with the moon weekends coming next month, seem to be set in stone, its as if Moses 3000 has once again descended from the mountains of bibalica 12 and delivered to us the 34 comandments.
It seem as if "finding charlie" shall be the topic of conversation and even the problem at hand this star night, althou he seems to be "hidding" and we must "seek" him.
Should be a interesting time, although once he is found, we shall deliver him unto evil from the vengence of the star commander.
(it would also seem that delerium seems to be taking hold of my brain, i do belive i might of caught the dread Asian buritto state of mind, and it tis a truely wonderus , yet ultimate scary and de-habilitating disease, any questions should be directed at First mate loddy, as any lucidity regarding this disease, is unfathomable to myself.
The new Q-book im reading is fantastic, for those fans of "Terry Goodkind the 3rd Jr" will be greatly pleased with his current offering.
The quality of the q-book over its precedessor the m-book and which was once based apon the algorythms relating to the long distand E-book, was astounding, the virtual paper is tanalising to behold.
In most recent and un-precedented news, The has been a ceasefire stuck between Rear Admrial Star General C.Odgers, and the confederation of the sharmy, which it would seem that the sharmy's have undertaken Full time PHD study in the realm of QUT, and he will not be seen much this year.
Which is Fantastic news to the crews health and well being, not to mention overall smell of the ship, and general english skills.
The room of sharmy will still need to be decontaminated , posibly even cemented over, to prevent an outbreak of "vishnu" long after he has left out ship.
The receptionist bot D-fatty 5000-oona is still on the fritz, with definate signs of getting steadily worse in the fufillment of its duties, and with the attitue that it comepletes its quite menial tasks is steadily getting worse.
Each time it leaves for sustinance it returns with something that holds so much grease its not even healthy for a reception bot to injest, but injest it does with wild abandon and glee.
I belive the WSHO (world space health orginization) will need to be contacted to get some info regrading the removal and subsequent destruction of the recption bot, as the amount of grease and oil it has on board is enough to wipe out the already diminished species of Penguins.
Everyone have a great Star weekend, and i look forward to reciveing your transmitions about said weekends.
Captain Out.
PS this entry took 1hr and 6 mins to write, so dont expect another for a while.
Stardate 2005/02/11
To date, since the return to service the ship known as the FCC has had only 2 dreaded accounts with the sharma Virus.
The previous Captains blog entry focused on the hull breach last tuesday, and thankfully there has only been one other breach in security between then and now.
Thankfully both times the contact between our crew and the sharmy has been limited.
It seems as if there is a pattern between the breaches, both came on a Tuesday, and both only lasted for approx 3 hrs.
In recent news First mate loddy's, first mate, has departed her home world for the distand island of Balina 12, for a trip spanning 10 star days, and one would asusme 9 star nights, but in these constant times of war and peace, you can never be sure that 10 star days will equal 9 star nights.
There was a possible breach in one of the crew's quarters today, but after we investigated it seems there must of been some sort of conection failure between her Earthpartner and his fax-a-tron 5006.
The full story behind the quarter breach is still a little confusing.
It would seem that our Space Enviromental scientist recived a call from her Earth partner saying that his Overlord Ruler hax faxed him data regarding payment for services rendered and someone had picked up the reciver of the fax-a-tron 5006 and said "helllo hello hello???".
The reports that this individual was sharmy have been unconfirmed and are mostly unfounded.
After sending the probe to her quarters with yours truely co-pioleting the craft the inspection took place.
There seemded to be no forced entry so our shock sticks were set to "stun and cause anal leakage", so that any intruder that was found would be rendered useless and be left making a stain on the carpet, untill the proper space marine corps could be contacted and dispatched to the quaters to arrest the offending criminal.
After a through search of the quarters, no intruder could be found, and it was decided that althou the overlord ruler had used the "programed in" number that was set aside to her earth partner's residence, the fault must be laid at the feet of the giant space telco of doom "Telsrata 76".
Apon returning to our vessel and applying pink salmon caught from the universe of Atlantia, to some outlandish boring bread which had been enginnereed to have no taste, thats right it as bread from the wholemean confederation, Curse their blockade of the port of white bread, even their loose association with the multigrain soceity from the planet Darling downs, in the Towoomba Universe, has to held in disdain.
Lunch was fairly terrible so much so that it was eventual abandoned in a hope that my stomache would become filled with the artifical, yet still illegal water, captured from the gardens of the King of babalon.
The plans for the star weekend, not to be confused with the moon weekends coming next month, seem to be set in stone, its as if Moses 3000 has once again descended from the mountains of bibalica 12 and delivered to us the 34 comandments.
It seem as if "finding charlie" shall be the topic of conversation and even the problem at hand this star night, althou he seems to be "hidding" and we must "seek" him.
Should be a interesting time, although once he is found, we shall deliver him unto evil from the vengence of the star commander.
(it would also seem that delerium seems to be taking hold of my brain, i do belive i might of caught the dread Asian buritto state of mind, and it tis a truely wonderus , yet ultimate scary and de-habilitating disease, any questions should be directed at First mate loddy, as any lucidity regarding this disease, is unfathomable to myself.
The new Q-book im reading is fantastic, for those fans of "Terry Goodkind the 3rd Jr" will be greatly pleased with his current offering.
The quality of the q-book over its precedessor the m-book and which was once based apon the algorythms relating to the long distand E-book, was astounding, the virtual paper is tanalising to behold.
In most recent and un-precedented news, The has been a ceasefire stuck between Rear Admrial Star General C.Odgers, and the confederation of the sharmy, which it would seem that the sharmy's have undertaken Full time PHD study in the realm of QUT, and he will not be seen much this year.
Which is Fantastic news to the crews health and well being, not to mention overall smell of the ship, and general english skills.
The room of sharmy will still need to be decontaminated , posibly even cemented over, to prevent an outbreak of "vishnu" long after he has left out ship.
The receptionist bot D-fatty 5000-oona is still on the fritz, with definate signs of getting steadily worse in the fufillment of its duties, and with the attitue that it comepletes its quite menial tasks is steadily getting worse.
Each time it leaves for sustinance it returns with something that holds so much grease its not even healthy for a reception bot to injest, but injest it does with wild abandon and glee.
I belive the WSHO (world space health orginization) will need to be contacted to get some info regrading the removal and subsequent destruction of the recption bot, as the amount of grease and oil it has on board is enough to wipe out the already diminished species of Penguins.
Everyone have a great Star weekend, and i look forward to reciveing your transmitions about said weekends.
Captain Out.
PS this entry took 1hr and 6 mins to write, so dont expect another for a while.
2 Remarks:
once i believed there was hope for you glen.
once.
but then i read this post and came to realise you are totally insane, and the vishnu flu has somewhat warped your... pre-warped mind. so now your mind is prewarpwarped which can only lead me to believe there is no hope for mankind.
Oh man I'm bored. I'm at work, and there's 20mins till I can go home without feeling really guilty. I know you know the feeling...
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