Jokes for Gerald. (WARNING!!!! THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE!)

Gerald: intertain me whore!

Glen: A man walks into a bar with a spanner in the eye of his penis.
The bartender turns and says:
wow mate u have a spanner in your dick!
the man says:
no shit u should see my wife!

Gerald: huh, that dusnt make sense!
Gerald: look u have made babies cry with ur horrible joke

Glen : but are u not entertained?

Glen: A woman walks into a bar with a spanner in her snatch.
the bar tender says:
wow lady u have a spanner in your snatch!
the lady says:
yeah thats nothing u should see my dog!

Glen : A dog walks into a bar with a elephant on his back
the bar tender says:
holy fuck dog u have a elephant on your back!
the dog says:
woof woof woof woof woof woof!