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Friday, April 29, 2005

Kappa's Decline.

This is an excerpt from a conversation we were having about her being "fishy"

[14:19] Glen : hahahaha! are u trying to get picked up by a fisherman?
[14:19] Glen : or a cat?
[14:19] kapp : wouldnt mind a bit of pussy
[14:20] Glen : ahahaha u lesbo!
[14:20] kapp : thats bisexual thank you very much
[14:20] Glen : thats what all the lesbos say so people wont make fun of them
[14:21] kapp : like that would stop you from paying me out :P
[14:21] Glen : tru, u big lesbo
[14:21] kapp : dude just to clear it up
[14:21] kapp : i dont eat pussy
[14:21] Glen : too bad its already been blogged
[14:21] kapp : fuck
[14:21] kapp : i really gotta think before i type


DAHAHAHAH

At least recover post, works for 80% of the blog....

Glens advice.
Wake up early
sit somewhere in the sun.
Listen to "The begining stages of...." by the polyphonic spree
and just sit back and enjoy the eurporhia associated with this album and specaly either a sun rise, or just a big warm glow of sun.
Its the sun and it makes me shine!
Today sees the end , actualy im sure it sees the end of alot of things, and i dont have a point.
The thing is, its 7:31, and i have been up since 6:04, and i dont usualy get up till about 8:31 on a friday....
so yeah awake a little earlier than usual.
Unfortunatley in my drunkeness on wednesday night i agreed to take ros to work on friday morning.....
DAMMIT!
so yeah shes at work and im 2.5 hours early for uni, and sitting in the Animation labs, watching a drunk bird fall down.
Well im animating the drunk bird falling down, also im sitting in the warmth of a sunny morning, which is awesome.
Take one high end HP workstation pc, + 19" LCD monitor + glare protection on the window + morning sun + polyphonic spree, u get a pretty happy glen, even tho hes awake 75% earlier than most fridays.
Also please note 41% of all statistics that i use are made up.
WEell so far i dont really have much story lines / plots to go on for the story, i really like meakin's robot jedi pirates in search of swag and booty, so yeah please feel free to add in some others, i have no idea what "i said fugu me: means, or where it comes from.
ALSO, Where the fuck was Happy tree friens and friends last night.
I tuned in all excited, and i was like "heelo mr cosby???"
and he (sbs) said to me " i would like to talk to yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu about some of the shows that u watch on a thursday night..."
Long Unfunny story short, (thats a bit of a paradox isnt it..) sbs were showing some cockface sport called.... Soccer, and so match between chealsea and chealsea 74, i dont know i saw it was full of pommy gits running around trying to "score" with each other and i let that ship sail my friends, and im glad i did, cause then , oh ho ho, then my friends... actauly then i just went to bed.
Talk about a anti-climax.
In other recent news, dad and i watched rambo the otherday.
Dahaha that movie is awesome.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Well at least i didnt loose it all.
When i went to post this blog, as it was finished, i got given some homosexual news.
Errrrrror.
I dont think i could be fucked writing the rest of the blog back out.
I hate u all.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Praise all things good and true.

Well i got some news before which made me so fucking happy!!!
Tim, the dude i used to work with at moreton's, and basicly the fella who taught me nearly everything i know, then proceeded to forget it all, then would have to ask me how to do shit, has finaly resigned!!!!!
This is fucking awesome
Moretons is a fucking shit hole company who doesnt give a shit about any of its employees and is basicly a fucking terrible place to work in.
The turnover rate is ridicuasly high, because they dont actualy care about their staff.
But now they have lost a fella who has worked there for 6 or so years and given them so much more than the call of duty, well that is untill i got to him....
Dont worry folks by the time i was finished with him, he was spendning more time playing BF1942 than actualy working.
Anyway Good one you tim, and all the best in the UK.
That does mean u wont be able to be a groomsmen tho, unless u can hook up a webcam...

Ahhh so many good memories, like muffin runs, and the nut runs... haha that sounds bad, but there is a Whlesale nut shop down the road from moretons which sells delicious pistachio nuts for like $9.90 a kilo, and yeah by the end of a day after a lunch nut run, our fingers were torn and bleeding from the exsesive amount of nuts that were peeled and devoured!
Or the time tim got taken to lunch with one of the other girls and a client and the client spent $180 on booze for just the three of them.
That was a awesome afternoon.
Tim reeking like a brewery and swearing like a trooper at his computer, which probably wasnt turned on....
So many memories!
Tim was basicly the only reason i managed to stay at that shithole for so long, my fellow companion in the fight agaisnt doing work for a job your hideously underpaid for.....
Good times!

Why do we do it to our selves?

Fuck me i feel like a piece of dogshit warmed up in a microwave then dumped unstudiously behind the couch.
at least if i was it would be dark.
Last night apon returning to the abode that ros and i call home i saw that my nieghbors in #1 were having some sort of party / drinks which i was quickly invited to.
First bad move of the night.
Second bad move was taking a bottle of plonk and a 3/4 empty bottle of scotch.
Much fun was had and when ros came home she came over for a bit, then it was bed time.
FUCK ME I AM THE LIVING DEAD.
well if only, as the living dead wouldnt feel pain, casue u know they are dead.
I sure wont be having much booze friday night.
ahhhh ze pain.
Plus to make it worse when i got up this morning (7am) i had to quickly knock out the house work i actauly put off last night to go get pissed.
ahhhhhhhh
On a lighter side of life, the buttered side one would call it.
if one was the queen, and one had a fetish for saying "one" and butter.
The said neighbor has recently aquaried broadband.
which means i will set him up with a wireless router, then i will aqquaire broadband.
The time is nigh!

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Lauie was asking me about our hatred for the new receptionist.

[15:39] Glen: the reason the hatred is so raw and unbridled is because of just before, i mean she was CHATTING to don, and i have to DO HER JOB, while she is chatting, now if i got extra pay for doing her job, i wouldnt be shitty, but say if im chatting to u, and something needs to be done that is MY job, u fucking know that im going to stop my social foray and do the job IM FUCKING PAID FOR!

[15:39] Laurie: yea
[15:39] Laurie: man im gonna say
[15:39] Laurie: what do u think of her dad
[15:39] Laurie: and if hes like
[15:39] Laurie: yea shes awesome
[15:39] Laurie: ima go
[15:39] Laurie: fair nuff
[15:39] Laurie: if he slike
[15:39] Laurie: mmmmmmmmm not sure
[15:39] Laurie: ima be like FIRE THAT BITCH


So much anger!
So little time,
But i guess that is fitting, as the new receptionist classes our business as a "Little Business"
What are we? The fucking Little Rascals?

The challenge

Ok sexy chumplings.
The challenge, set by my self, to my self.
To write a story, where the dialoge is lines from either movies or songs.
Now heres where you come in.
Like the age ole "blog storys a la nye", i require certain things.
That being either rough plot outlines,
or random things, which i will generate into a plot.
Get cracking.
If u wish to nominate certain songs and movies where the lines can only come from, i will take that into account, but unless i know the movie well i might deny your claims.

GO NOW!

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

X something things about glen.

1. I havent blogged in a while, and i know i should of.
2. i hate it when people put up meaninless blogs just to blog.
3. this is a meaningless blog.
4. i have used up 4 numbers by talking about this blog.
5. i hate wearing boxers under jeans.
6. boxers are a bed wearing garment.
7. im wearing boxers now under jeans and its shitting me off.
8. i think writting x amount of things about me will be easy.
9. im definatley a narciscit.
10. i dont think i can spell narcisit.
11. i am currently doing 2nd year of a uni course in IT and animation.
12. i started going to uni 3 years ago.
13. about the time u were all finishing.
14. my course is a 4 year course.
15. 1 in 20 people in the us are in jail.
16. i have known lawnrice since grade 8.
17. i have proably nearly spent more time on a computer than outside as a teenager.
18. that might be grossley inacurate, in either favour.
19. that made no sense.
20. i didnt finish year 12.
21. i just brought everyone down then left.
22. i belive myself to me infamous at school
23. everyone knew me
24. i pretty much thought i was better than everyone.
25. i have felt stacey eberts boobs.
26. im sure she had a frown on her face at the time!
27. she was a sourfaced bitch that needed a punch in the face.
28. i had 2 major crushes as school
29. i used to alledgedly throw rotten fruit at roz on the samford bus.
30. i cant remember ever throwing it at her.
31. but then again i didnt notice alot of people at school.
32. my most favorite call in math B was when i said to julie what ever her last name is, who the fuck are u and how long have u been in this class for? when she had been in there since the start of grade 11, she was just quiet i hadnt noticed her before.
33. im the first member of my family to go to university.
34. my mum is the only person in my family to finish yr 12.
35. that makes us sound like hobo's.
36. i wish there was a hobo oscar's like in the simpsons.
37. my favourite show would definatly be the simpsons.
38. i can name the eppisode, plot, and which character each eppisode is centrered on by wathcing the first 30 seconds.
39. that makes me sound like a nob.
40. i dont care.
41. i think 80% of all things they teach you in uni is a waste of time.
42. i think uni courses could be about 2 years shorter than they really are.
43. i first got drunk in year 9.
44. while being drunk that first time, i lit twisties fair on fire
45. then stomped it out with my shoe.
46. he was passed out at the time.
47. i cant spell to save my life.
48. when people say if u need to learn to spell you should read books, they are lying, i susualy read a large novel a week
49. it hasnt improved my spelling at all.
50. i still think mr elliot is / was a peadofile.
51. i have hit a 1 tonne rodeo, hit a small tree, and left the handbreak off and let my car run backwards into a fence.
52. my car still goes.... barely
53. this year i bought a ipod and i think its sexy.
54. how wank are these lists
55. as if u need to know , or even care about reading these things.
56. i love how people try and put in comedy in these lists.
57. like me saying number 12 was actualy a repeat of number 16.
58. i bet u checked.... ba dum tish see comedy doesnt work....
59. i laugh how people spend like 4 days writing these things.
60. its pretty fucking easy.
61. im getting married in november
62. i have to be best man at gibbo's wedding on saturday.
63. i still need to write my speech!
64. kappa just got a raise.
65. most of you dont care.
66. i stole a heineken pint glass from the stones corner pup.
67. i moved out when i was 18 and like 2 months.
68. i lived with gibbo and jill
69. i once filled up a water bed and forgot about it, and flodded a house.
70. the water bed was on the 2nd level of the house and it cost $800 to fix.
71. i think that was posibly the most funnist thing i have ever done!
72. and yes i had to pay to fix it, but it was still funny as!
73. i think the crow (original) is the best film ever made.
74. i dont actualy know what scene brandon lee died in...
75. i should really research that..
76. after i left school i put on alot of weight.
77. it doesnt bother me at all.
78. im playing squash to try and loose some before the wedding.
79. my musical tastes go from Metallica to moby, to Trance music, to dance, to daft punk, actualy all over the place, also i listen to a fair bit of mike oldfield, which is sort of clasical, not like bach or mozart....
80. i belive i have an addiction for coke.
81. the cola variety, not the crack.
82. im quite the racist person.
83. not as racist as figjam tho, no-one is more racist that figgie.
84. i have tried to become a scotch aficonardo
85. it cost alot of money, and brain cells, and your liver hates u for it.
86. im a NERD!
87. i also like pirates, but i mean who doesnt.
88. i think there should be more pirate movies, that arent children books , or books by robert luis steveonson.
89. i read heaps of fantasy novels.
90. i have just startted to get into michal chricton novels.
91. im nearly bored with this.
92. this last weekend i spent about 14 hours playing Star Wars : KOTOR2
93. the game is fucking awesome!
94. my poor little dog lost his nuts on friday.
95. to top it off ros bought him a blue coat.
96. he looks so gay.
97. he would only look more gay if he was wearing a sailors suit
98. i watched the whole black books season 3 on friday night
99. i watched season 2 and season 3 again on satdy night.
100. it was awesome.
101. there are 7 pieces of comedy in this list
102. i lie there are none.
103. im sorry to have wasted all your time.
104. this took 30 mins to write.
105. im going go get a coke.
106. i wish it was a beer.
107. i think nyes blog about shoes was boring.
And now for a shameless blog.

kappa was talking about her and erin's motto in life, which i THINK is we do what we want...
Kappa got it a little confused tho....


[15:13] kappa: me do what we want
[15:13] kappa: when we want
[15:13] Glen: dahaha
[15:13] kappa: and dont care what other ppl think
[15:13] kappa: except each other of course
[15:13] Glen: so like spelling and grammer, u dont care about
[15:14] Glen: "me do what we want...."
[15:14] kappa: ta ha
[15:14] kappa: im stupid!
[15:14] Glen: ta ha?
[15:14] kappa: lets keep that between us
[15:14] kappa: ta ha, thats who i laugh
[15:14] kappa: sometimes
[15:14] kappa: or he he
[15:14] kappa: or ah ha ha
[15:14] kappa: or te he he
[15:14] Glen: are thinking what im thinking?
[15:14] kappa: or eh he he
[15:14] Glen: blog?
[15:14] kappa: no bloggin or kapp being stupid!
[15:15] Glen: ok im blogging that
[15:15] kappa: i think its been blogged by meakin and laurie already
[15:15] Glen: is that a threat
[15:15] Glen: dont blog this or ill be stupid?
[15:15] kappa: great, this will be the third blog about me calling myseld stupid!
[15:15] Glen: pretty much.


well you tried to save your self kappa, but u only dug yourself deeper!

Thursday, April 14, 2005

The coolest thing in the world.

I wish i could claim credit for this, but i cant.
Its fucking awesome.
Skeleton Dance
Fuck this is cool.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

DAHAHAH

I just got a sms from some number i didnt know and the text was
"Mum can you please pick me up at 5 15"

I replied with
"No you little bastard walk home!
I am sick of picking up you and your sister!
You were both accidents anyway"

I will keep u updated on what happens!

Monday, April 11, 2005

Well well well

3 holes in the ground.
Well todays my run-ins with the scrouge of the net were quite dehabilitating...
The scrouge in question is obviously Msn Webmessenger, now for those of you lucky ones to not have any contact with it, u are lucky, as the premise of this sentence stated.
Enjoy that.
Anyway we got some more of our major assingments for this 818 subject (the skeleton face / alien face) And its pretty easy...
Basicly we have to make a website....
Oh no steves down!!!
ehehe in the tute today we learned about html, and tables....
Fuck im so lost..... If by lost u mean teaching the tutor how to remove table borders... IN DREAMWEAVER!!!!
Not even using code, using the "design" panel, where u type shit out, and dreamweaver assembles someting half passable to html....
In anycase this subject should be fucking easy, i asked the tutor which browsers it must be compliant in, and shes like: " well ill be looking at it on a mac, but if u want me to look on a pc i can as well"
So the answer NO COMBAT REQUIRED.
well if by combat i mean compatability, which is awesome, cause none of my websites ever work in safari, or opera, but i mean who the fuck uses them anyway, Sorry i meant who the fuck, thats important, uses them anyway, eg, u fuckers on a Mac, eg Nye....
Anywhoo i came up with some cool designs, as it has to imcorparate the alien / skelton skull, so once i shoot myself for tasking myself to construct a website of PURE DOOM, it should be cool.
On other notes, Doom3 for xbox, 2 player co-op, and comes with ultimate Doom, and Doom2.
Now for all those people who actualy played coom3 (i think i know 2 people....) it was SO FUCKING gpu intensive most people couldnt be bothered...
Well... the XBOX hasnt been known for its gpu prowess, i mean its a fucking 64mb gpu...
How is this small bastilion of love going to be able to pull off a 2 player co-op game when the game is so gpu hungry it will devour the xbox by running the into....
Anyway, KOTOR2 is fucking ADDICTIVE, they need warnings on the packaging, warning this gme may cause u to play it untill both eyes and fingers are bleeding so profusley that your will need to aqquire a full time monkey buttler in order to clear away the exxsesive bleeding that accompines this game.
Maybe not that long winded and pointless, but eitherway its fucking awesome.
All of u play it now.
God knows u dont actualy have anything better to do, hell your reading my blog when you could be installing this game, ok so maybe some of you are reading while installing, but i doubt it.
Beware the crases tho.
They suck giant wang of salty doom.

Friday, April 08, 2005

ok so im in a tute..

And the tutor is going through the most easist of things, make a circle then parent the circle to the IK handeler, for those who dont understand maya, eg all of u, this is a hold down spacebar, select "make circle", then click on the circle then "shift+ click" on the ik handler and hit "P"
Thats 3 fucking things!!
And now shes asked how to do it again
what a fucking moron, LEAVE U STUPID BITCH U CANT DO THIS!!!
U CANT DO THE SUBJECT!!!!!
Fuck me shitty people shit me off, fuck this is easy why wont u learn and let me learn
DUMB BITCH!

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

More Images.

Well thought id chew up some more uni Bandwidth.
Beware, Large Res files.
Original

Image By Glen.

My representation of New York, The den of Evil.

What the FUCK!!!!

Well my msn name was / is "Glen - My money is on Archbisop Desmond Tutu for Pope!!" and 2 seconds ago, without loddy even looking at my msn name (we use rendezous for work talking) changed his name to Reverand Desmond Tutu..
Now when i saw him looking on google Images for images of Desmon tutu, i said ahh are u making me a buddy icon.. and hes like "what are u talking about" so well there u go.
A mind meld at work....

Finished assingment.

Well this is the Final run of this puppy.
Ive added in the final piece of the puzzle as well, The self avatar,
In my case the Japenese symbol for Samurai (which i have put lightining bolts thru and added some glows and bevels....)
Self Map 5

NOW, if u are like the tutor, and follow the princables of design, you will care to notice that the image is quite ballanced, has the corect amount of "eye rest" space, and isnt cluttered.
Oh dont get me wrong there is shit everywhere, but notice how the lines all line up, and the seperate images all blend into each other...
Also the Samurai character is at a pivitol location, the black shading directs the eye from the bottom of the page to BAM the self image...
Which in turn creates a Dual focal point, (which is not a good thing as your eye is then torn between 2 places to look) But i dont give a fuck... it wont fit in any other spot.
Maybe some more fiddeling will find a "sweet" spot for it, The image G Spot if u will.
Why is it called a G spot.
Shouldn't it be called a O spot, or a C spot, actualy C spot sounds infectiious...
Sorry i wasnt at work yesterday bob my C spot was acting up...
Oh no worries there steve, i hate it when my c spot flares up...
Let me know what u think.
I love that samurai character....

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Posibly the Funniest Image Made to date.



Genious!
Cant belive how well it worked.
Kappa gave approval for postage.

Kiss my banana hamok.

Tis tuesday, yet it feels like monday
Tis boredom, yet nothng sates it
Tis no Donna, yet a replacement that is her clone
Tis no don, yet there is nabil
Tis no sharma, and for that we are gratefull
Tis metallica, yet no new NIN album.

Well enough of that monkeys diseased anus.
Here we are today.
Today of tuesday
Tuesday of our souls.
Well i might have been reading to much fiction as it seems my brain is waraped, and i feel the need to break out randomly into verse, a discontinued verse, a verse from the deep deep reces of my toes, my toes of steel, riding the waves of justice to tomorrow.
Frank has a black eye, ask him about it...
NOB!
Also lawnrices blog has posibly the most funnist pictures of the best cubby house known to man.
Well KOTOR (Knights of the old republic) is a game im playing at the moment, and its cool, to say the least, in fact ask meakin, its hidieously adictive, but also hard to grasp, and as a player who didnt know wtf was going on, i kinda leveled up all the wrong things, i mean i did what the computer recomended, but i mean what the fuck does it know, enough shity spells computer dont tell me to use all my points making an uber shoe protector when i could be using thos points to learn how to throw my lightsaber...
I mean why would anyone want a foot protector(note, u cant actualy get a foot protector in this game it is purely a metafore for a useless tool, not needed by my character) when you could be learning combat moves, light lightsaber throwing, and improved criticals, and master flurrys!
I mean WHAT THE FUCK!
I just wish that i could "reset" all my character points and keep my place in the game, yet level up the good force powers and leave alone, "left buttock mind protection"
But thats just my bitch about the game.
Its fucking cool, but u get half way through, and go, DAMMIT i wish i had ot leveld that 50 levels ago, not now when the computer suggests it....
Also all you twats wanting to see robots.
DONT.
It was the worst developed move known to man.
The animation was amazing, the voice work astounding.
The plot was pitiful, it was fucking awfull.
It was under-developed, had giant holes in it, felt as if they were half way through, ran out of money, and just ended it, skipping the middle AND THE FUCKING PLOT!
BUT i had had a few glases of wine, but Glibbo hadn't and he thought it was shit as well.
Go see it, and let me know what u think.
Personal, i thought it was "rushed" and the overall experience suffered for it.
Did u know theres a eppisode of scrubs called my own personal jesus.
Did u also know there is a maralyn manson song of the same name.
Coincidence?
i think not, actualy it probably is.
IM bored.
THIS IS GOING KNOW WHERE.


CHEESE!!!

Friday, April 01, 2005

I know Kung Fu!

well i dont, but i know how to make lightining in Photoshop.
Quite simple really, its like a 4 step process.
Praise Google.
Original Image.

Unwrap it

Add lightining

Looks cool huh.