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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Idea for HL2 DM map.

Cluedo map.
Have the different rooms, and the secret passages, fill said rooms with the objects of choice.

So lead pipes(remodeled crowbar) in one, revolvers in others, knives, candle sticks, and other such devices of death.

Give the player only the gravity gun. Obviously the revolver will be the prime choice of weapon, so limit it to 1 bullet, unless u camp the revolver room, and stock up, but set the respawn time for ammo as a long one..
Obviously the rooms can be decked out in all their splender, so the libary, would have bookcases lining the walls full of books, and with delicious hl2 phisics attached, read as, kill someone by shooting them with a book from gravity gun, squashing them UNDER a falling book case, or shooting a broken bit of a book case at them.

I feel this has mucho potential.
Also if im feeling adventurous, and or get a good model designer on the case, have the different characters, eg Cournel mustard, and all the other characters..

T'would be Nothing cooler than being cournel mustard and nailing mrs plum in the libary with your lead pipe..
OH MY!

***UPDATE***
Limit the server to only have a certain ammount of people (the amount of characters in the game).
So that u cant have double ups on characters.
Say for eg, You have one char, hes cournel mustard, and some other player, Miss Scarlet(plus 4 other characters)
BUT, say cournel mustard, gets most kills, and miss scarlet gets LEAST kills, WELL when the round finishes, have a image showing cournel mustard beating miss scarlet to death with a lead pipe (one of the weapons) in the background of the score board.
Or say if its reveresed, say miss scarlet is stabbing cournel mustard in the chest over and over with the knife.
It would be interesting to see if HL2 saves the data on which weapon used the most in the round, cause then i could just have a certain amount of images created, to reflect all the possible iterations.
That would be a awesome end sequence.
***UPDATE 2***


Thoughts on the layout.
SHOULD access to each room be by way of the other, or should there be a path in the middle like the Original gameboard?
I would like to avoid a big "death pit" in the centre, where its frag central, id like to contain it to in room death, otherwise it would look stupid to have "Cournel Mustard Killed prof. Plum's, with the lead pipe, in the path between the hall and libary"
SO im thinking of have a "ring like" way of navigation, so to get to the hall, you would need to go through the Study, or lounge, OR the secret passage that is in the Ball room...
Please comment your thoughts.
***UPDATE 3***
Alright, its been decided that the painting of the dogs playing pool, is going into the Billard room, so u can ultimately kill someone with it..
Also done some research, and u should be able to pin a corpse to the wall by shooting a pool cue at someone.. (like the cross bow.)
***UPDATE 4***
Made a CAD map of how the map will function.

[Click for a bigger view]
The numbers result to the secret passages.
The tunnels on the side will be portaled to as soon as you enter the passage and u will move thru it untill u get to the otherside where you will be portaled back to the room.
To have a instant *blink* between rooms, would be silly, Also, this leaves room for random encounters in the secret passages.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Posibility

I think i may have asked this before.
BUT
Whats the plural to Anus.
Is it Anus's, or Ani?
Or something else?

Not sure why i wish to know, but i do.

Monday, August 21, 2006

I need one of these...

How awesome is this!!!


SEXY!!!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Choose Swords. and a Adventure.

A scorpian is sitting by the edge of a wide stream.
The water is flowing fastly and there is no way for the scorpian to cross.
The scorpian sees that there is a frog sunning its self just out in shallows of the creek, so the scorpian calls out to the frog.
Hey frenchie, hows about u give me a lift to the other side of the river?
to which the frog replies.
Why should i, you are a scorpian, deceitful by nature, what stoping you from stabing me when where half way over? (oh ho hooo *french laugh)
Why would i stab u, then i would be stuck in the middle of the river...Said the scorpian.
The frog, thought it over then said to the scorpian, Ok then scorpian, i shall ferry u across the river.
Capital! says the scorpian, and jumps on to the frogs back as it swims in closer to the shore.
As the frog is about half way over the creek the scorpian stabs the frog in the neck injecting his deadly posion into the frogs body..
The frog shouts.. YOU FOOL how we will both die.. ahh it fucking burns... STUPID FUCKING SCORPIAN!!!

***** Heres where u, the reader, come into the story, do u choose ending 1, or ending 2.*******


**1.**
As the frog wails its last Amphibian cries for help, freedom and betrayal, the scorpian easily swims to the other side of the creek he mutters under his breath, stupid frog, who said scorpians cant swim??
As the scorpian gets to the other side of the creek he calls out to his fellow scorpian on down stream, "Hey Tommy!, i just got another one, thats 4 for me today, whats your tally?"

OR

**2.**
As the frog wails its last Amphibian cries for help, freedom and betrayal and slwoly sinks under the water, the scorpian ties a miniture japanese flag / bandana around his head and shouts at the top of his lungs KAMIKAZE!!!! untill he sinks below the surface.

Friday, August 04, 2006

I need all your AXES!!!!

Glen: hi, my names glen, im answering the phone, i cant help u and am taking a msg, please dont tell me your life story, no stop it, STOP IT, OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP
*click*
Craig: wtf?
Glen: cocksmokers on the phone
Glen: fucking with me
Craig: lol
Glen: STOP FUCKING WITH ME

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Simple Math.

If Humans share 50% of their DNA with Bannana's, and something like 98% of their DNA with monkeys / apes, That makes all monkey / apes 50% canibals (as 50% of a bannana is that of a human) And for simplistic sake, we say 50% of the monkey / ape population are males, and 50% of the human population are male, that makes 50% of the monkey population homosexual canibals.

ITS ALL THERE PEOPLE!!!