Oh My i Vant one of these!!!

What looks to be a cd is a touch screen lcd that displays the album art and spins it around, just like a good ole record player...

Link

Oh Snap!!

Well while scrolling thru my good old friend GizModo, i came across, well more likely they posted this..
How Not to get gizmodo to do your job

basicly this person seems to be a reporter and told gizmodo to do his job for him..
To which they repluied with a giant get fucked..
Have a look, tis quite humerous!

Do you Magumbo?

Im currently print-screening photoshop windows, while in photoshop, to consturct photoshop training materials, on how to use photoshop.
What a mouthfull..
Cue all the "your mothers a mouthfull", and "Ill give you a mouthfull" and "Ill give your mother a mouthfull" and "Ill give your mothers mouth a mouthfull" etc etc..

Kind regards
Glen.

A evening of sms's..

Well saturday night saw the wedding of 2 people..
It also saw the wedding of glen and some delicious red wine..
The following is the transcripts of the sms's...

4:52pm
To: Laurie
Im gunna get smoo ducking drunk tonight my homely homely man. Ill turn beer into urine, Jesus style!

8:20pm
To: Frank
Oh my god Frank, Glen fell off his chair trashed!! nearly into the fire place and it was only seven at night. kill me! (sent by ros)

10:08pm
To: Frank
I am the magout.. Are you.. I am using someone else's camera. I dont even no who's?...

10:18pm
To: Frank
I am the drunkest... Hows unki reg? is he telling the black's what to do?? (long running joke...)

11:28pm
To: Frank
Ihey Buddy thbols for answering.. Have a good night taki to you tomorrony..


Also at 11:50pm i got this msg from laurie.
Fucki maggot mog this is so har to Type!!

...

Good night had by all.
So turns out i fell off my chair, took 240 photos on my camera and about 60 or so on someone elses (have no idea who..)
Only took 2 photos of the roof on my camera (who knows how many on the otherpersons..)

Ahhh i also took photos of the craziest mullet ever built..
i shall bring said mullet photos in..
Mullet that hangs over the back of a vest..
Oh god it was hideous

Hideously funny!!

Today the day of flying water thingos..

First off.
Theres the remote controlled flying boat..
Flying boat u say? well is it a boat, or a plane?
Well its both..
Also it can drive around on grass and other smooth surfaces..
BUY THEM NOW!!
Flying Boat?

Also..
If the flying boat isnt big enough..
Check this out..
FLYING MANTA RAY!!!
I saw those in bcf the otherday..
I had no idea how fantasticly cool they were..
I was living a lie

WELL NOT ANYMORE BABY!

Go Arabia!!

Well this morning in a fit of passion for the Qu'ran(probably spelt wrong..) and the 80's I decided to translate "Ahh the 80's how can i stay mad at you"
Which came out as ...

"أهّ ال 80 كيف أستطيع أنا يبقون مجنونة في أنت ؟"

Translated back to english, and you get..

"'ahh the 80 how I can stays crazy in you?"

How indeed!

My Muse.

Its a new day, Its a new month, its a new CAP, and im feeeeling goooooooooddd...