HAPPY BIRTHDAY BORRIS!!!!

A giant super dooper happy birthday goes out to Lauire!!
happy birthday if i dont speak to you today (which is unlikely)
Cant wait for your fucking party man, its going to go off like a eppeleptic lepper straped to a centrufruge!

Where is my mind?

A question posed by the pixies back in the 80's.
But when lauire and i got bored yesterday trying to pretty up the company website, we stumbled onto this design.
Tweaks were made, 3d was given.
Rendering was used.
Look at the 4 files (so far...) whereismymind.jpg then the other 2 version os that, also check out the quicktime sexy.mov file. its not pr0n as you would like, but still a weird explosion in space...
**EDIT**
Another movie has been added, sexy-2.mov, its a jerky roatation of some vapor like substanse with its faithfull where is my mind star jerking around.....
Im currently rendering a smooth view of this, as i didnt realise how jerky it would look, 2 hours later, it looks poo. So better view coming up.....
then we shall make the things stars spinn independantly of the other stars...
Results!!

TB Letter + Parents = No TB Letter.

Well most of you guys will be able to follow that simple equation, i know i had low hopes of actualy seeing the letter before father magicly teleported it somewhere, as is his want.
Rang the olds last night, they wernt there, no surprise....
Left a message for them to call the diseased one back (me)
Ok the old man called me back, read me the letter, we orginized for it to be left in his letter box and i would pick it up on the way to work....
A simple yet fool proof plan, one would assume.
Twas not to be.
Firstly ros set the alarm, but didnt turn it on....
Then when i finaly get to dads I knew the plan had gone south upon reacing the letter box and no letter being there.
I quickly rushed inside, which as most of you know is no easy feat with gates and dobermans and fucking telsa coils and shit...
Anyway not on the bench where all my mail usualy sits.
Not on dad's desk, where he would of had it, if he had left it behind.
OH also the phone didnt work.......
So i give him a call on the phone inside, and lo and behold he doesnt answer...
GREAT
FUCKING GREAT!
By now im 30 mins late for work....
Anyway i give up and start driving to work, then the old man himself gives me a call
dad: i guess you are looking for that letter
glen: you better fucking belive it....
dad: well was it on the bench or in my office
glen: nope i looked there..
dad: hmm i must have left it in the car when i went to the airport...
glen: oh well, guess ill die of TB then....


BUT thankfully about 3 mins before i get to work, the gods got together and washed away the tide of anger with wave apon wave of iron maiden, or should i say riff upon riff, needless to say with 3 mins before i got to work 45 mins later i was running to the hills and all was right again.!
As franga would say
Righteous!!!!!!

A short convo between sam and i.

Sam: when u going to get TB tested?
Glen: tb? as in tebeculosus
Sam: yup
Glen: soon i guess....
Glen : after the exam
Sam: yeh i think u have to do it the day they tell you to in the letter
Glen : wtf are u talking about?
Sam : u didn't get a letter?
Glen : NO
Glen : i dont live in squalour

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So here i am thinking hes making a joke about my recent run in with the vishnu flu, and it turns out there was an outbreak of TB at the creative industires section of the uni, and like the Umbrella corporation, we all have to have a mandatory TB check or some shit like that.
I blame this one chick, cause i rekon if anyone would of had TB it would of been this cracked out whore.
Of all the people that you go, ahh druggie for sure, this bitch is WAY out there druggy, shes hippy style hair (unwashed and with birds and shit in it), she stinks of incense oil or somehting, eitherway she fucking stinks and is weighs like 3 kg's MAX!!!
guess i have to have a shot in the ass at uni...... AGAIN!
and this time it wont even get me a passing grade.

Let me set the scene for you all.

It was thismorning about 8:15
needed to do my first shit of the day, its a ritual i have.
the old man was in the shitter and he had been in there for like 4 hours, i was tempted to go see ig he had died from a heart attack or something.
Anyway i needed to go really bad and the odl man was in the shitter and no one else was around
so i dropped trou, and went over to the kitchen sink.
In hindsight this might not of been the best place to lay a cable.
Anyway needless to say before i could finish feeding the white dog his meaty bites, or roll the last of my ass cigars... the boss walks in...
And thats why i finish up this afternoon....



PS this is a joke.

DAMM!!!

Lauire i need your help as i need to have a background wav file that works in mozilla
as meaking is using that....
and i need to hit him with the anoying saxaphone....
dam him
why is he using mozilla...
AND why is he playing NWN, get a new game, one with decent graphics, hell why not play pong, it has better graphics than NWN

Just for meakin.

You may have noticed the most anoying sound in the background.
Thats for Mr Meakin.
Enjoy all!
dont worry ill loose it tomrowow morning after everyone has seen it...

Rome total war - Multiplayer!!!!

This weekend entailed a day of assingments on saturday so not much to report there, dinner on satdy night which was delicious and gave glen Uber farts, but it was delicious so thats cool.
Sunday entailed sleeping in for ros, and playing fable for glen..
Nearly finish, im mainly just fucking around doing side quests and shaging ladies...
Sunday 11am Mattus and Jillus came over for wedding shopping for the girls and Lan gaming for the boys, i think i know who got the better option.
Started off with some star wars battlefront multiplayer, and were unable to be on the same team, so i was doing a fair bit of sniper screen cheating to waste the poor ole matt, also i know the maps fairly well and he had no idea as it was his first time, and no i was not gentle.
Rome total war as multiplayer was quite fun, except for on bridge maps there being a space time contiume lag thingo
where at the end of the battle for me (host) he was still puring men and hes like oh u quit.. im like no we won....
its odd. there was no tell tale sign of a lag up, or anyhting like that, just a continuation then him being 2 mins behind at the end.
Eitherway on other maps he did the proper archers infantry cavalry and i had 3 teams of war elefants and 2 teams of flaming catapults
in which i managed to destroy my own commander in a ball of flaming pain, which was so fucking funny... as he was on fire and a charred elefant squisah most of matts men who were on the bridge at the tie, not to mention in the initial ellefant charge across the bridge, my nelly's pushed 50% of his men into the river, also i should note, we are on the same team....
Anyway after i set most of his stuff and mine on fire cause my catapults were usuless, i stoped using them and just used elefants, which seems to work for me, took 48 men onto the field, took usualy 48 men off the field. Matt took 560 men on took 200 off, i think we know who had the better strategy....
he did, but i had elefants and they are unstopable, except by flaming catapults.... they fuck u up....
Also i gave donna 3 cd's on friday to write hawker pacific on, and she wrote that on one, then wrote 1 airport drive on the other 2.
No comment.

FireStop DUE TOMROWOWOWO!!!!!

Heres the 90% finished game
there is some serious bugs in it.
Please ntoe when playing u cant put sprinklers on untill u click the pipe button.
note the sexy heat bars abnd sexy cool bars
but yeah theres some crazy bugs....
for instance the heat bar will re run, same as the cool bar like u click test, then click edit, and well the bar will be all fucked up,......
so yeah reload the flash image....
twill be fixed tomrowow morning..
FireStop 1.0c
Enjoy.

Glens Fire Game updated

Well the fire game is looking a little better.
STILL not finished yet, but you can drag a sprinkler out form the side bar, only one tho, and the bdget doesnt decrese for some reason....
Also check out the cool fire....
click the test button to see the fire.
Its also on a random x value, so it will go inbetween 2 values randomly, which is cool.
Fire Stop Version 0.2b

Your a fine version of a Pelican.

Today, the day of changing lyrics.
Loddy and i were listening to Pearl Jam today, one of thier song from the "Vs." Album is called "Glorified G"
I sugest u guys go listen to it, as you will need it to under stand the title of the post.
The words are "Glorified version of a pellet gun"
Now for years i have been singing "your a fine version of a pelican"
and it made perfect sense to me, and lauire was like pelican?
So once again google was called in for reinforcements, and once again its wisdom was absalute.
Unlike my spelling.
My weekend consisted of watching the puppy do terror laps around the house and ros try to sleep as the dog did said terror laps, ALSO i played a FUCK load of fable.
In the game i finaly got to kill my annoying room mate, who kept calling me "farm boy", so she had it coming to her, and it scored me an extra $10K and a fair chunk of evil points as well. Plus i got her out of the fucking game, and good ridance if u ask me.
Rekon i got about 2-3 hours (if that) of story line to play, but theres heaps of side shit for me to do, so that shuld be fun.
I bought a house, 2 actualy, and now i rent them out, while periodicaly breaking in to steal the contents of said house, foolish people sleeping in their beds!!!
Anyway the game is pretty cool, but not as cool as it has been made out to be, plus i left it on for like all of saturday, then it turned its self off....
Its one of those u cant save while your are in the middle of a quest, which is fucking anoying.
Also the xbox hard drive is making noise's, which is bad....
Watched White Chicks as well, which was not that bad.
I was very surpised.
Once again if you go into a movie expecting 2 hours of utter rubish it isnt as bad as u have thought it was going to be.
Once again the movie trailer runied the movie, usualy they show the good parts of a movie in a trailer, but not white chicks, they showed all the crap bits.
Fingers crossed for wimbledon not sucking complete and huge amounts of cock, which i think it will.....
Probably watch Collateral tonight, not to be cofused with collateral damage which was on last night with arnie...
Im a cop u idiot!
So hopefully tom crusie will shoot alot of people and jamie fox will store them in his huge ass black lips.
Whoops racist comment...
Oh well i have typed it now, and i aint gunna un type it, or even delete it....
Dont know why i typed that...
Anyway "The clock has striked 12 and moon drops are falling....."
Thanks Mr hetfield for that line of pure gold.
Also i tried to run 3D Marks 2005 on this system at work, and when i was not pulling above 4 frames a second on the first test, i decided to abort it.
ABORT ABORT ABORT.

3D marks 2005

Lauire i do belive its time to go to operation download soemthing from round the corner.
3D marks 2005 install please, it is a simple download from the future mark site, if possible pease bring on friday.
Thanks.

Fable - Shaun Of The Dead & 3D Marks 2005.

Well Chumps and Chumpets, its time to give me my thoughts on Fable, and its time for you guys to digest / absorb my thoughts.
Fable.
Any game where you can be refered to as "arseface the hero" is fine by me.
In my childhood years in the game i spent a fair deal of it kicking chickens around, and it earned me the title of "Chicken Chaser" although i have the felling that you would get that name even if u didnt kick any chickens, i think its a default thing. Anyway earlier today i purchased my self a new title, The title of ArseFace, only cost me 73 gold, where as to get a title of , lord or what ever its fucking exsensive.
The game has quite a lot of loading sections, as mine is running off the hard drive it is superiorly quicker than if it was loading the levels from the dvd, i pitty the fools who are running this off the dvd, read that as "suck it down luenburger, enjoy those load times".
The whole game seems to centralize around the hero's guild where you get quests and where u upgrade your skills of strenght skill (stealth) or will(magic). The idea around these things is you dont have difinative levels, like get 300 exp to get to level 1, and 600 for lvl 2 and so forth...
In this game u get exp for every creature u kill, obviously, but then u can spend these at any time, u dont need to actualy go up a level, cause there is no levels.....
Each sub menu of each of the 3 traits has levels for instance i have lvl 3 toughness and lvl 2 health, but lvl 4 endurance (i think its called that, it alows me to wield heavyier weapons)
and my stealth and magic ones are all non - existant.
but i am saving a few more kills then i can get some ghost blade, or something like that, i summon some ghost blade, funnily enough and it kills things as well,which is good.
One of the anoying things with this game is u have to pick up the exp, its not an auto thing, so after i kill something i have to hold down the right trigger to suck in the exp... seems fucking stupid to me.
One of the good and at the same time bad things of the game is the ease in which u can attack non enemy peope, for instance while i was taking a band of merchants thru the "dark wooods" whooooooo scary, i got set upon by some badits intent on doing me ill harm, and while i was dealing with 2, athrid crept round behind me, read that as ran past as i was slaying the other 2. and started laying into my merchants, so after i dispatched the 2 bandits and focused my attention to tacleing the thrid i ran in and dealt a big unbloackable attack to one of the merchants half killing him, before i relaized i had the wrong fucker targeted.
Oh well he survied and thats all the matters. One cool thing which can add value to quest's is boating, which means that u bet or disadvantage your self in order to get more exp in the lng run, for instance u could boast that u will do the mission naked, or do the mission without geting hurt, so forth..
Also after you do missions u can get renown, which is pretty cool, i got a whole bunch of villiagers to follow me into the town centre, then showed them the head of the wasp queen that i had just killed, they all saw it started claping and went away, but then my renown sreads and i can get better quest's and cheaper prices at shops and so forth.
3D marks 2005, frank also need the program, dont get me wrong the key gen is awesome, but without the program its useless....
Shaun of the dead is pretty dam funny, ending is a bit odd / unexpected, but it has bernard in it, from black books, did everyone hear laurie gasp in anticipation, and hes pretty funny, as he always is.
Well tute stating now, must depart.
Nye ill give lauire fable on dvd so he can give it to u, if u want it, i dont care , its cool.

Check this sexy site out.

Check out the layout of this site.
its pretty awesome
Note: this actualy is a cool layout, its not pr0n or anything
Tutorio
Lauire im looking at the RCP for this.
Best start learning Flash.

Crappy Uni Game.

Heres the half finished uni game i have to make for.... uni......
Its in the style of pontifex ( google pontifex if u want..)
u cant actualy do anything yet, just a general layout,
Woo....
Fire Stop

Haircuts, Puppy's, And Rome Total War.

All 3 things are good.
All 3 things were aquaried on the weekend.
All 3 things are cool
2 of the 3 things make noise (the hair cut doesn't)

Well Chumps and Chumpets this weekend was fun to say the least.
Friday night ros and i got trashed at home on Grandads Home made wine, now most of you guys have seen his schnapps working at various parties, Lauire's and my new years party (its about 85% alcihol, so its nasty)
And well his wine is pretty potent stuff.
Anyway we got wasted went to bed, got woken up by my brother calling from Emerald on his mobile cause his mother in law, who is a total bitch, was visiting so he was downstairs sinking piss and talking to me from his mobile to my mobile for like an hour, so his bill will be huge, but hey acording to him he doesnt have to pay the bill so thats all the matters, he just needs to go to work to make sure the moeny for someone to pay the bill is there, if that maes sense.
Saturday was a late start, and we ended up going shoping,as is ros's want, and she was looking at the pet shop, always a bad sign, but she found this white little dog which she liked, and i didnt see the problem in the aquaistion of a dog, i belive for one of those aquaistions u must do it under water, i dont know. Anyway we went away and talking about, which consists of ros saying she wants the dog then in the next breath saying she doesnt want it, anyway the 2 sides of ros fought it out and the dog wanting side won, so i went to get a hair cut and ros waited for her mum to come have a look at the dog, and by the time ros's mum got there the dog was gone, which cracked me up no end, anyway some poof man gave me a hair cut and a handjob for $16..... i mean hair cut , yes hair cut.
Then we went over to puppy kingdom to negotiate with the pupy king for the aquaasistion of one of his subjects.
Anyway the kings adjudent was a total bitch but anyway dog purchased, taken home, shown the house, and then he decided to have a snooze.
As was his want.
The dog spends most of his time sleeping which is cool, as we live in a unit.
So yeah dog sleepy = glen happy, ros happy = glen happy. Glen happy = world is good.
I know thats a complex math statement for 9am monday morning.
Sat night was seafood night with lots of oysters getting shoved down ros's gullet, but getting shwon up by Brad, her little brother.
He ate like 6-7 dozen oysters.
Quite an effort if u ask me.
Fuck im tired, the rest of my weekend wasnt very exciting and i would just be going thru the motions of recounting my sunday where i watched movies and had roast chiken for tea.
There done.
Also Rome total war is friken awesome.
if u like death then check that game out, its cool.

Squash, And shooting Ewoks.

Well friends you might ask what Ewoks and squash have in common. And thats a good question. Usualy they dont have anything in common. But when u combine them on the same day they have the same day in common.
Last night Lauire, Frank and I played a game of squash over at sangate squash club, Which incidently has a Diablo style stairwell into some sort of level / basement.
Anyway Lauire and i were pretty fucked and frank cept pulling crazy matrix shots which required lauire or i to run our asses up to the front of the court only to miss.
Anyway after the game i dropped frank back to his house and he gave me a copy of Star Wars battlefront. - (this is where the ewoks come into the story)
And we loaded it up on his pc and played a short game and were fairly confused, till we got the clone pilots jet pack working thats pretty cool, also we found out how to go on the other team and join the non clone army... The ones with the droids, the droid army perhaps.
Anyway u know those uber droids that roll in and pop-up/unfold with sheilds and machine guns, well u can be them, and roll around jump up right click the shileds and fucking lay into some poor clone fucker.
Thats cool.
I went home and loaded it into my machine cranked the res up to 1600,1200, loaded everything onto high settings, and switched AA on to 6x
OH YEAH BABY!
this thing looks sweet.
The load times are nearly fucking non existent.
And while they are loading u get greeted with these sexy radar / satalite images that slowly zoom into the area in where u will be fighting, and while u are watching that, then boom level loaded, this takes all of about 15 seconds...
And theres all those cool tanks and gungans to shoot, meeesa all fucked up,
Dam right jar jar i unloaded a fckload of laser beams into your sorry ass, lets see u change the tide of war now...
Anyway The levels of instant action.. fuck cant rememeber what i was saying
Right.
The levels are basicly capturing point to point, till tickets run out. Failry defult game type. But proven and it works
u can jump on to native animals and ride them up to capture a point, or get on one of those hover scooters with guns (the animals have no guns) but a super battle droid riding a horse type animal looks hell funny....
I have yet to find the snow level where u fly along and fuck up at-at's of what ever they are called.
But im sure its there.
Awesome game make sure u guys go get some "back ups" of it.
AWESOME!!!!