Doin it for the geralds!

HAHAHAHAH
Its not hasselhoff's penis, but u know..

James "Rude Bastad" Luenburger!

To celebrate the resurgance of James on the net!

WTF!!!!

Turns out Call of duty 2 comes in two different varietys...
A Dvd eddition or a 6-CD install

6 - CD INSTALLL!!!!! WTF!!!

Its some sort of super chicken

Heres a rooster...
It spins.

Thanks for coming.
EDIT
Heres one with the eye centered...

Why does something like this give me so much joy?

Ripped from bash.org

Such good value...
Kinda like a injin trying to use a fax....

i just filled out an online mortgage application to test something. I just received a phone call from a mortgage broker: "Hi, I'd like to speak with, um, Mr Testy McTest..."

[09:26] Erin: now is laurie really in his birthday suit
[09:26] Glen: yeah he sure is
[09:28] Erin: ah thats gotta be fun 4 u
[09:28] Erin: :P
[09:28] Glen: its as if its my birthday as well!
[09:28] Erin: yay
[09:28] Erin: all is happy

Which icon?

Please comment on which you prefer?

OR

I like to think of the first one as the pet of the "2 face" character from the animated batman cartoon.

MUHAHAHAHA I HAVE BROKEN ZE SYSTEM!!!

WEll i now have word verification on my posts...
thats right ive made to many posts this morning that...
Blogger has automaticly thought my blog is a SPAM BLOG!!!
sheet.

HAHAHA my nose just made a kitten meow!!!

What more can be said?
Quickly nibbles chew thru my ball sack!

Wired like a fox.

[08:48] kappa: yeah no kinda
[08:51] Glen : hahaha
[08:52] Glen : most contradicting sesntence in the history of man
[08:52] Glen : yeah no kinda
[08:52] Glen : woooo
[08:52] Glen : in this case small
[08:52] Glen : i blogged alot this morning
[08:52] Glen : admittadley i have jkust cut and paste
[08:52] Glen : but look out cause im coffee anan
[08:52] Glen :yep thats right the black (african american) leader of the UN
[08:52] Glen : or is that nelson mandella
[08:52] Glen : i dont know
[08:52] Glen : or care
[08:53] Glen : hes black and his name is coffee!!

WHy am i so happy?

Is it because the storm has passed?
is it because the rays of sunshine have broken through the clouds of despair and are flodding the lands with beautifull life and love?
It could be?
It could also be that ninjas stole my breakfast?
OR OR OR OR OR OR OR !!!!!
Maybe all i have had to eat today has been CAFFFINENENENENENEEN!!!!
whoooo
oh i think laurie is gunna find a fucking lightbulb of activity today
ON
OFF
ON
OFF
thats the way a lightbulb goes
yes yes it does
OH i didnt tell u about the crazy man
well he was crazzy and he was stinky AND he had a 2L bottle of milk in his hand
YEAH MILK I KNOW
madness
also his pants looked mighty ripped and i was afraid a ball would fall out at any minuiet
yep
one didnt tho
thankfully
but i mean if it would of it would of been all "dirty"
not casue its a ball
but becasue he was a west ender
also cause he had milk
GOT MILK
he does!

More bible related stuff.

Just doing the rounds in the news circles, this nun has the syph if u ask me!
GO HER!!!

DOES the Bible talk about sex? "Yes, Yes, Yes," says a leading theologian.

The Bible says sex is a powerful part of life that should be used with care, according to Sister Michele Connolly, a lecturer in New Testament Studies at the Catholic Institute of Sydney.
"But it is one of God's great blessings in life, meant to be something we rejoice in, something to which we say 'yes, yes, yes'," she told a lecture at the Australian Catholic University in Bris- bane yesterday.

Sister Connolly said the Bible reflected the culture of the ancient world, when at least 90 per cent of people were peasants.

Societies then placed great value on honour and people misbehaving sexually risked shame.

She said the Bible advised newly married men to stay home for a year with their wives to be "intoxicated always by her love".


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This was to prevent a young man from being led astray by "a loose woman".


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Where the fuck is "Bris- bane "

National Porn Sunday, Coming Up

I saw this on Torrentspy.com, just thought i would share ti with you.. First of all i thought it was a celerbration of the pr0n... turns out its condemming it.
Sorry Mr Asian.
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Some Christian churches say pornography has become more and more accessible, leading to more problems with addiction and crime. So Sunday, churches around the country said enough is enough, and participated in National Porn Sunday to address the internal pains of porn that millions of Americans have to face.
"Quite frankly it's talked about everywhere but church often," said church goer Katie Fisher. She joined thousands of Christians in our area and millions nationwide in National Porn Sunday.

"We're going to kick the devil out of it," said Pastor Tony Scott. During services, he told his congregation there's too much porn saturating our culture. "We're trying to send a message that sexual purity is important for the man and for the woman...for the family...for America. ... this society needs a revival," said Scott.

National Porn Sunday got some help from xxxchurch.com -- a resource for people to get help started by some guys who made a documentary about their experiences with porn. Pastors in our area said there is assistance here for anyone. "They don't need to be ashamed of it," said Pastor John Ransom. "There is help out there and we want to help them any way we can," he added.

People in the seats wanted to hear the message. "A lot of people don't like to talk about it and it's an issue that the church should handle," said member Christy Flack. "We're making a stand saying that this is a problem and we need to take care of it," said Flack.

"A lot of times (people) are trapped and they don't know where to turn...they're afraid to talk to somebody," said member Matthew Wrozek.

Church members told us porn is definitely a detriment to society that shouldn't be passed on to our young people. "So often they hear about sex and pornography from every source, but church and even from their parents," said Fisher. "So it's important that we show them what the word of God has to say about pornography and sexual purity."

Studies show 9 in every 10 kids ages 8-16 have seen porn online. Porn is such a big business, U.S. porn revenues exceed the combined revenues made by NBC, ABC and CBS television networks.

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Oh its long, bring pr0n!

Arch.

Woe betide the one who fights the pain and suffering of life.
Better to let the deep dark sorrow leech into the soil of the heart.

Well monday has come.
Dark and weary was my corpse like body as i removed it from the crypt of covers and sheets, in order to make my assult on this week.
Armed with sore tired eys and a brusied arm i set sail in the USS Metallica mobile, stoping at port waldron to deposit the first lady.

I have a headache.
lack of sleep is urine.
Let all you monkeys get as much sleep as u can, and remmeber, a man is not a penguin.
He CAN shoot them tho.
Id like to see a penguin shoot a man..
No really, id pay to see it.

The day is young.

And i feel old, or used.
Fuck i dont know
Im hungover.
Its just gone 8am.
Iron maiden is the only thing keeping me alive.
Lordy!

Glens thought of the day

spilling forth the foul and pusculent oddor of decay my brittle soul escapes to the moonlight to become one with the dead lifeless-ness that governs our plane

Seems an odd thought for somone in a good mood, but hey, whatever floats said boat.
Specialy a boat the sets sail deep into the river of the soul.
Well my days nearly over
peace out.

This is old, but i thought i would share it.

I was talking to meakin about newbs with high level shit, and i remembered this, and thought i should share it with you all.
The dumbness of americans (my title not from the article)

One anecdote chronicled a teenage boy whose parents bought him a high-level character for his birthday—at a four-digit figure. While many games employ various reincarnation schema to reanimate player characters who have been killed, EverQuest practices what is known in game circles as "perma-death." Once a character dies, he’s…well…dead. The young man almost instantly got the character killed due to the fact that he was more or less "out of his league" with other players at the same level. The parents raised a ruckus, trying to hold the company accountable for the loss of their investment. To avoid this sort of problem, EverQuest prefers to force players to play within the rules: you may only play the character your build yourself. This assures that you are playing at the appropriate skill level.


HAHAHHA
the figure was reported to be around $5000.

Why i want to throw my recharagable baterys into the river.

And nearly did, throw in the river that is.
If i could take a photo of me throwing the batteries in the river, i would have, CEPT THEY ARE FUCKING FLAT!!!
why are they flat?
well i dont know, being that i charged them, and had them sitting in the camera case, NOT EVEN IN THE CAMERA...
so i go to take some fucking tops city shots toniight... what am i greeted with, batery low... *beep* power down...
The night sky was a briliant grey / green, which complemented the neon and flruoescent nature of the city... but u rekon i could capture this moment in time.
NO!!!
FUCK U BATTERY's.... they sure are getting a toss in the bin on the weekend when i buy some more.

Which do you like?

Hey guys and girls, could you cast your asthetical eyes over these 2 desings and let me know which rocks out.
The socks, or the grass?

Why my day is topsy turvey.

Well its just gone past midday.
it feels like 8am.
Why?
I do not know, where? i cannot say. Know that everytime i hear the windblow i will think "edna......."
But i digress.
Ros is currently on graveyard shift, so i dropped her at the mater last night at 11pm, then came home watched 2 epps of serenity, which took me to 12:30am, then i decided it was bed time.. didnt get to sleep untill about 1:30..
Got woken up at 6:15am to pick ros up from work, did that,
got home by 7:30am.
went back to bed with the goal to wake around say 9, 9:30 and then ride to work, well next thing i know its 11:22am....
I had told the kind people at wok i was gunna be there at like 10-11am...
currently 22mins late.
anyway im here now.
my mind is fucked upside 2 ways from friday. (i dont even know what that means)
Oh, i think both my mistress and ros have given me a cold, or 2 colds, one each... eitherway thats the last time i eat a whole pumpkin.


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oh also i just threw out my last tissue 10 mins ago... AND NOW I NEEEEED IT!

At least im not a whore!

Well i was hoping for Jayne..
but a black man is still cool, at least i can legaly steal now!

You scored as The Operative. You are dedicated to your job and very good at what you do. You've done some very bad things, but they had to be done. You don't expect to go to heaven, but that is a sacrifice you've made for a better future for all. The Operative 88% River Tam 81% Jayne Cobb 81% Hoban 'Wash' Washburne 75% Simon Tam 69% Capt. Mal Reynolds 50% Inara Serra 50% Shepherd Derrial Book 44% Zoe Alleyne Washburne 44% Kaylee Frye 44% Which Serenity character are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Is thrice a word?

Is it a derivative of rice?
does it mean 3...
I dont know, i have not the answers... i have the cocktails tho... they are in my belly...
mmmmmm

Dont Eat 2 packets of 2min noodels then ride 15k.

At about 10k u get a few burps
at about 12 k, u think you are going to vomit and have a odd feeling in your stomache
at 14k u wish you would vomit...
at 15k u dont vommit, but u arrive at your destination wishing u A) didnt eat the noodels, B) vommited 5 k ago...
Love u all
Gunna go die now.