Dusk till dawn....

Well i finaly got around to seeing this movie...
Now i rekon they should of just kept going with the violent bank robbers, fuck the vampires off, keep salymer Hyak tho....
So yeah that was a really good movie, untill it went retarded....
At least harvey kytell dies. (or how ever u spell his name...)
Also what was with the dude who had the penis gun.... wtf!!!
thats right his name was sex machine...
So sex machine had a fold down gun...
Did anyone notice that the chambers for the bullets wernt actualy near the barrel...
Thus not being able to shoot his penis gun...
Oh well.
So yeah did some more weights last night...
Mine Arms!!!!!!
Frank and i have had about 2 weeks off, and boy did we feel it last night, so 2 weeks off and going up 5k's to 40kg.
And before we did and bench pressing, i was using the barbells with 10kgs on them, and my un-muscely arms were asking why i was doing this to them...
So next time bench press first, then individual weights...
Otherwise i will only be able to do like 5 to 4 1/2 reps per set....
Also my leg seems to be tired...
not sure why.
Watched the 2 new family guy's and the new american dad...
both were pretty funny.
Not as funny as the one with the hinden-peter!
So yeah not much to report, been working, working out, playing GTA San Andreas..
What a surprise!
Peace out mother fuckers

58 Definitions for Ass clown.

Urban Dictionary

I love that website!

Lordy...

Some of the unfortunate ones will undoubtably be getting sent this crap into your mail box....

"Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test...
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check."

Fuck me...
What utter shit!
If u get this, send it to sales@microsoft.com, or some shit like that...

Its always beer o'clock on planet Figjam.

Keep in mind this is in the AM

[09:55] Figjam - QUEENSLANDER!: sorry, was just getting a beer
[09:55] Figjam - QUEENSLANDER!: good god, I'm an abomination
[09:56] Glen - I douched your wine!!!!: its not even 10 o'clock!!

Olden times rocked!

In London and other English towns in the Middle ages there were roads named Gropecunt Lane, where prostitutes plied their trade; these roads have long since been renamed.

Franks quote.

say in your most drunk voice

"hey man..... hey man do u know how to make one of theese?
Make me another one of theese man
dude
do u know how to make me one of theeese????"

Roz's Quote from the cocktail night.

Frank, your a cunt!


HAHAHAHA
now that might not seem un common for someone to say, but for ros to say it...
hilarious!

Well chumps and chumpets my pants must go out to Laurie and gerald for their night of debaurchary, well maybe not that, but a night of absalutly fucking fantastico exterrmists!
Again i dont know if thats what it was, but it was a cocktail night, and it was fucking awesome!
I feel i can give an accurate description of the party as i think i was the only sober one there...
When ros and i rocked up there were a few people there everyone looking pretty sober, so ros and i droped off the lemons, limes, and honey we brought and went over to get frankles then toblerone drinking machine, make that drink anything in a cup machine...
Anyway frank took about 5 hours to get ready like the bitch he is, and we trundled back to the party and by then it had picked up in drunkeness and population..
Gerald was all dressed up in a tux and i was quite impressed by how swauve he looked, then bec was also dressed up in a red cocktail dress and i had no idea who she was...
Of all the times ive met / seen bec it has been a whole bunch of people in the lounge room, then all of a sudden the bathroom door will shut then bec will come out, and ill be like wtf? then she will disapear down the stairs..
So yeah i asked lauire "who the fuck is that", to which he replied: who? man thats bec, youve met bec before...
anyway lets remember i am the sober one.....
Aparently...
It was a awsome night, figgie was in right out in front in the race for drunkest person, soon to be overtaken by 2 other contestants in the race....
Those 2 other contestands were ros and frank....
While frank was started off on a nice pint glass 80% full of straight alcahol and 15% with pineapple juice he nursed that for a while, unlike our other race contestand, who was started off with a red drink (name unknown) but was roumered to be a gondola..
Anyway after quite a few red gondolas, as we shall now call them, Ros and laurie started on the Fallen Angels.
Well i just tried to find u a image of what they look like, but couldnt find one that looked like they were drinking it..
Anyway its a incandesant blue drink that looks fucking awesome, and taste fantastic to!
Meanwhile frank was on the toblerones (in a pint glass...)[which he brough from his house.... Frank why are u taking your own glass? Cause all their glasses are TOO small.....]
Anyway...
Figgie still had a drink in each hand (2 different drinks... one rum and coke, the other a cocktail....) and he was actualy slowing down, which was good to see, anyway frank and ros were sitting on the back of the couch facing the bar and frank tipped ros backwards, thus nearly destroying her head, and nyes coffee table, and after that both got a little "floor time out". That being the safest spot for drunk and drunker.
I must say a big thankyou to Erin (i dont know which number she is, i think its 2, the one with the black eye that has promisied one day to bring frank some mongolian lamb) for taking care of / looking out for ros while i tried to handle my large drunk friend, known as frank...
Im not sure if erin was actualy looking out for ros, or if they were just both pissed running around like nobs, eitherway thank you.
Well one of the highlights of the night is when ros thru chirpys shoes over the back of her head and while the first one missed the 2 girls on nyes bed (yes i know 2 girls on nyes bed!!! wooooooooo ) the second of the riishmans elf shoe colected the choclately goodness of the toblerone thus spilling it over erins (again no idea what number, but a different one from before) dress and also putting choclate all over the blond girl's (see nyes blog for boob squeez) exspensive looking jacket...
Thats when i thought it was time to take drunk and drunker home...
Gerald also agreed, as he pulled me asside and said, man are u taking ros home, to which i replied yes, and he said good idea...
So as i dragged frank home with him protesting the whole way like a little bitch "nah man im not pisssssssssed"
Being said in the most pissed fashion...
So yeah i got him home, only to be waiting out the front when i was trying to drag the other one to the car...
Thats after she ran off, and hid under nyes been bag and proceeded to take photos of the room, under the been bag...
Anyway the night was madness
i had a fucking awesome time, and i was sober!!
I finaly met the nye clones, phill and ian, and herd about some of ians trip, sounds like he had a fucking awesome time, and i shared some knowledge with the youngest of the nye clan, about cameras and madagasca!
A big hello to suprise meakin as well, surprise as i had no idea he was down here...
And a big appology to geralrds erin and her blonde friend.
And a big thanks to Gerald and Laurie for being the hostests with the mostsests!
Oh and before i hit publish, just thought i should share with you how well drunk and drunker were feeling the next day.
Well ros was pretty much "quiet" the whole day, when i brought frank some sympathy maccas at 12:30, he was so white he was nearly see thru....
Franks crowning moment he told us was when he got home and had a shower, and woke up 3 hours later sitting on the shower floor, covered in hurl....
Which was chunky meat pies, to which he had to push the chunks down the drain hole.....
DAHAHAHAHAHAH
Funnist thing eva...
Ros didnt spew...
Once again, thanks to the hosts, and thanks to erin (number unkown) for taking care of ros, and thanks to erin(number unkown) for not skinning ros alive for cloth destruction...

Silence isnt golden, as we were once led to belive.

Laurie has been eating gold, pure gold!

[15:44] Laurie: who was the last person to use that toilet
[15:44] Laurie: was it you
[15:45] Laurie: if it was then you need to stop eating so much volcano
[15:45] Laurie: it reeked of sulphur

A new image.

Well JD has been put into retirement at the moment.
May i introduce "Crazy german guy"



Look at him go...

Come.

Need i say more?

Weekend write up.

What a truely extra long and ardous journey.
Well not really.
Saturday was spent in preperation for the bridal party, party that was to happen that night, and what a hit it was, there was food aplenty, and laurie rocked up late, but made up for it by rocking up as "a happy go lucky scamp".
The night was quite a hit, which some of the top conversation topics being
"Anus Bleeching"
"Is the plural of anus, ani"
And tanya's discription of the "rotor virus" (which consisted of a vomit motion, then a dioreash motion, then back to vomit.....)
All in all it was a good night.
To top it off laurie gibbo and i went wandering to nicks place, thanks to the added mobility of franks van.
Which entailed me (the not as drunk one) getting in the passenger seat, while drunk and drunker (gibbo and laurie) decided to brave lieing down in the back of the van while frank drove erraticly (well i hope it was not his normal driving....)
Anyway to set the scene, the back fo franks van, had a fair bit fo stuff in it, it had 2 boxes of cat 5 cable, a large roll of co-axial cable, and a air-conditioned wodden server case.
Anyway after hearing the conversation / screams of death / laughter coming out of the back either some hard core man loving was taking place or the boxes were playing havox with the comfort of the passengers.
Anyway after we stormed nicks house and physicaly assulted him for quite some time (read as holding down his talk button while he was playing a CS clan match and screaming "I LOVE MEN I LOVE MEN, WATCH ME LOVE MEN" and me shoving his microphone into his eye, we had a shot of medicine, which was half vodka and half apple codial, then we were outside glowering at his neighbours, as they had just come home.
Anyway gibbo and i stumbled home in record time, Jama proceded to leave then and ros went to bed, gibbo had a snooze on the lounge room floor (he had a bed awaiting him in the other room....) and his ryhtmical snoring (quite loud i might add) helped lull me into sleep.
Anyway ros came out at about 1am and asked if iw as coming to bed (i was assleep on the couch, i said yess yess of course, then fell back asslepp (i dont think i ever woke up) Then at 2am she came out again, and i claimed i would love to come to bed and was on my way, (still asleep.....) At 2:30 she storms out and exclaims that this is my last chance to come to bed, puzzeled, as this is the first i have herd of this coming to bed, i comply with her wishes and stumpled into the abode.
Anyway up early at 8:30 /9 to play colin macrae rally with jill, as she woke up early (cause she crashed at 9:30 the night before.... AWWWWWWW grandma jill.... So no hangover for glen (yay), which surpised me for a drank a bottle of scotch, minus the 2 or so gibbo had...
Anyway a disgruntled liver in tow, i made pancakes for all, and we rejoyced, till ros and i had to go to julie neviles engadgement party.
It was.... great.
The barlows were there.... U know skinny and big ears...
Sunday night saw the decent to my mum and dads for the sunday dinner which was delicious, then some giant tv watching was had.
Monday was cruisey, but ros had to work the afternoon, and i had agreed frankles to help move some furniture to the dump in the arvo, i did plan on going to gibbos as well but we didnt finish at franks till like 6-7pm and ros was only working till 9:30...
Anyway i introduced frank to the idea of trimming down some of his wooden things so they would fit in the van, eg using my shoe with foot attached to apply gentle force to remove some sections from the other sections...
Gerald can to attesst to how we added many chairs to the van with their armrests removed....
It also saw my first trip to a inside dump.
Fuck me.
Dump, Inside.
Bizzare.
Played some bf2, GTA SA, and watched some movies in the evening...
Nothing to speacil, Assult on Precinct 13, and Sahahra.
Oh oh oh Assult had this awesome bit, u know how theres always that one female character that doesnt like the hero, then at the end sees the heor in a different light and comes to love him.
Well this had all the makeings of that... Till the femal character copped a 45 round to the forhead and she bled out into the snow...
Truely awesome scene!!!
Laurence "I could fly the Nebuchadnezzar thru the gap in my teeth" Fishbourne played a good ganster, complete with knives to the neck to a courrupt cop in a church....
Sahara was good as well, but i had read the book so i pretty much knew what was going to happen.
Was a good representation of the characters, except steve zhans character (al giodiorno) wasnt "gruff" enough...
The admril , played by william h macey wasnt angry enough either....
but a good movie non the less...
Thats about it chumps.
Sex to all, but know at the last min, i will pull out and spray your ears!

Sexy Brazilian Name.... Whats yours?

Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is

Fabiano de Vasconcelos

What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?

For those mac lovers out there

Ctrl Alt Del comic about macs

ZING!

Glens top 3 used programs.

HAHAHA
well u know how XP puts in the most used applications on a "shortcut menu" on the start bar?
well my top 3 are
AutoCAD (its what i do at work so it should be on the top....)
Photoshop (not related to work at all....)
Leech FTP (used to upload said photoshoped images online...)

Well u can see where my prioritys lie..

Thought i would show u the photo...

See that dangley part...
it shouldn't be dangling...
I have close ups if required...

Sometimes the lord giveth.

Well i was driving to work thismorning, when from what i saw could only be the lord work.
So i did a u-turn and went back, sure enough it was what i thought it said, another u-turn, this time with trusty camera turned on, and well the results speak for themselves.


[CLICK FOR HI-RES]

Try try try again...

Well presently im trying to convince my father that he should buy a xda ii Mini, and give me his Xda ii....
Im making such convincing arguments as: "goooo onnnnnnn!!!!!!!" and "its tax time, just write it off"
We shall see how this all pans out.
In othernews, im Jacks raging head cold.
Ragin? is that like rasta?
yo mon i feel like shit....
i dont know what im saying.
Nigggggerachi!

Well i made it...

Make that... i nearly made it.
My quest for riding from my place to sangate rd, up to hamilton rd, then back to my place.
I was doing fine... till the read gear derailer snapped.
Yess thats right snapped.
I think it was just cause it was old or something, cause i was in second gear going up a hill real slow, so there wasnt much pressure on it..
Either way it had a anal aboriton all over me...
Much to my disdain..
I said to the bike i said why do u beak on me , i dont dain u... it replaied only with maniacal laughter that could only be refered to as manicaial laughter.
Anyway after rolling down the hills and walking the bike the rest of the way home.... i was home.
So total time 40 mins...
i would of done it in like25 if i didnt have to walk about 3 k's pushing a bike..
Anyway im sitting her procrastinating my animation subject, i have 5 rough seconds in the can now..
5 down 5 to go.
Fuck it takes a long time to do a 5 second animatiuon at 24 frames a second..
dead set claymation people!
Anyway
Dial up sucks tities
I hate u
i hate the snapped rear derailer
and i love cheese.
Glen AWAY!
or coffe = good.

Another ride, another dollar.

Well although the title makes now sense, i did infact go for another pushy ride this morning, and in the essance of not falling by the wayside of the blogging comunitity, or worse being on lauries looser's list, i will blog about my current week.
Today is friday, it comes after thrusday.
Thrilling i know.
Well handed in another assingment, heres hoping for another 7, Hi im a marks slut..
only in that subject cause its so dam easy!!!
Well in other news went for another ride, rode basicly twice the distance i usualy do, in the same time.. so obviously getting marginaly fitter...
The new plan is to get fit enough to ride from my house all the way to rode rd, then up rd rode to hamilton rd and all the way down hamilton rd then back to my house, that should significantly root me...
root me sideways twice on a sunday maw!

No nesecerily a hiku....

You're a freak of nature like all the rest,
Good Christ look at the pumpkins on your chest,
It's like a bizarre accident with cannonballs,
And I just can't take any more comical falls,
Where my dick ends up in your baby-sized maw,
And I ice your face and lotion your jaw.

Poetry all the same.

Funnist Most racist thing in the world.

Erin sent a email with a bunch of questions, this was one
"What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? "
Now the answer is coal,
but laurie decided to go with
"A Slave"
dahahahaha
zingiedy zing zing!