Laurie and i were discussing Paper and the general stupidity of the receptionist and it all got to hard for me to walk over and talk to her, so i decided it was lauries to do tomrowowo job...

[15:03] Glen : cause i dont wana walk over there and talk to her again... ever
[15:03] Yitsel : sounds good to me
[15:03] Yitsel : ahaha
[15:03] Yitsel : it makes u dumber
[15:04] Glen : yeah nearly forgot where i sat last time.
[15:04] Yitsel : haha
[15:04] Yitsel : blog that

Best and most Bizzare Quote EVER!!!

Found this at Wikepedia of Course!
Bless its infomation riddled soul!!!

"People who enjoy eating sausage and obey the law should not watch either being made" - Otto von Bismarck

Sexy Quake 4 Weapons, and some Firefly confusion.

Well my only gripe i have with firefly, is that there is NO way to work out which disc is disc 1, unless u have fancy labels / shit written on the disc.
The eppisodes are un numbered, AND DVD 2 jumps right into epp 5, seemingly to miss epp 4...
So i Watched the eppisodes in this order.
Epp5
Epp4
Epp6
Epp7
Epp1

I was pretty shity at epp 5, because im like HELLLLOOOO how bout some FUCKING BACKSTORY!!!!
Turns out im a moron, no ones fault but my own, but still, what can ya do!
Its a pretty cool series.. Some times a bit confusing, i mean sometimes they have Wild West style weapons, that dont shoot actual bullets, then othertimes they have military grade weaponary with ammo belts...
So yeah seems Josh Weeedon cant stick to a scenario, but eitherway its pretty cool, i dare say the movie will be kick ass, eg where crazy bitch just cuts sick on the dancefloor, and on peoples faces!

On other sexy detailed news, Dreaded gamespy has a piece on the Q4 weapons, there's some really HIGH res imagery here people...

Main Link

Detailed view of Rocket Launcher

The Details for Tomorrow!

GentleMen!!!
Tomroow is the Bucks Days / Night

Skirmish Details!!

Arrive at Top Gun painball
Located at
Cnr Glen Gary Rd & Colbat St, Keperra.
Link
Note that where the skirmish grounds are on the Cnr, not half way along... Thank you WhereIs!!!!!
Or if that doesnt work
Try this one

Sign in is at : 12:45
Pizza's Arrive at 1pm
Skirmish Starts at 2pm

They do not have Eftpos Facilities At the field.
They Do do Cash, Cheque (ID Required) Visa, Mastercard or Bankcard
Also Credit card purchases of under $50 incur a 5% Surcharge.

SO people, there is a major shoping centre just up the rd, get your money out there.
Entry is $29
It gets you
Semi Auto Gun (or marker as they call them)
100 Paintballs
AusCam Gear (Pants and Shirt)
and Lunch (mmm pizza)

Now you will all need to rock up with AT LEAST $29 in cash. The reason... Because i paid all the Deposit, which just happened to be the $29 per person package... So all of you owe me $29, then after that u can buy your paintballs which ever way you would like, but yeah if u could all have the $29, it would be really great. Thanks.

The session goes from 2pm to 5pm

Paintballs are 100 balls for $22

Dinner is at 7pm at "The Enjoy Inn" Chinese Resturant.
Acording to frank its the shiznit!
Its located at 167 Wickham and Duncan St Fortitude Valley
Booking is under Glen.
SO yeah everyone who isnt coming to Skirmish is very welcome to come to dinner, If you can come to dinner, if you could either send a msg with someone going to skirmish, or sms me, that would be fantastic.
From then, Who knows, booze aplenty me thinks!!!

See you all Tomrowowowowo!!!!!

Names for First and Seconds Born are already decided.

Well be it boy or girl, the names for the very far away future children are as follows
First Born: Gugaltron 5000 (or 5k for short)
Second future child: Final Fantasy 7:Advent Children (of ff7 for short)

To coin a phrase of nick
OH MY FUCKING GOOOSES!!!!
That movie is amazing.
if u played FF7 on the Playstation, and like it (HOW COULD U NOT ITS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE!!!!!) then you will love this movie.
Heres some screens!

Don hertzfeldt

This is a small cut from the Don Hertzfwldt Cartoon "Rejected".
I recomend you all try and get a copy, its fucking hilarious!

Firefox Users, View this in IE...
Firefox tends to disregard any GIF timecodes....
Heres a direct link
Alien Steals Eyes

Bucks Day / Night

Bucks day
24th September (this weekend)

Plan of attack..
1. Meet @ Keppera Skirmish at 1:30 for the 2pm session.
Goes for around 3 hours or so

When that finish's, we all go out seperate ways for showers, shaves, shits and so forth.

2. Meet in the city at a declared location at a declared time, eg 7pm, for dinner and then on to a pub crawl to end the ages, first one to go home looses. Last one to go home, wins i guess.
Winna to be decided by all in atendance

3. Next day. Hang over to end all existence.

Then Ritual Suicide.

Simple, yet effective.

If you have any friends that want to come along to skirmish by all means they are very welcome, in fact i encourage you to find as many people to bring to skirmish as possible.
Please let me know by Thursday the Numbers tho, so i can book it.

Drum Beat Lauire!

Download your own Drum Beat Laurie

I did have it embedded into the HTML, but it didnt work...
So, Download your own Loop-able Drumb beat Laurie!

Like the many arms of Vishnu!

Best sms ever!

Just got a sms from meakin stating that:
Me: Bullseye at 100m, with 30-30,
Yam: bullseye at 200m with 270.
Heeelllloooooooo Battlefat!!!

Luck bastad has been at the rifle range, i hate him and his whole family!

Well that was fun...

back to normal old colours...
No more thrusting!

HAHAHAHA

Ive gone mad!!!!
THRUST THRUST THRUST!!!!!!!

Software development 3 Mid term tonight..

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Exams , Movies, Games, theres just to much!

Well got an exam tomroow, should be gay.
Dungeon siege 2 is cool, getting neglected over study tho.
Finished the latest Gemmell Book.
Was pretty cool, i was fucked over by the movie troy tho. because the book is set in troy, it has many of the same characters, except that they were completely different, cooler, but different, so when ever hector was mentioned, all i saw was eric bannana, when paris was mentioned as a stooped over balding studios fellow, all i thought was orlando bloom, and helen of sparta was plain looking with a large nose...
AHAHAHAA
Well yeah, u get the idea.
Anyway It was cool, set the scene for book 2, which is always nice.
Gunna ride to work on thursday, should be fun, its a 30k round trip...
Ill let u know if i die or not.

Lauries Quote of the Day.

"All i want to do is suck cock"

Nerd Alert....

Ken linked me this photo of the main street of sydney the other day.
Priceless!
Nerds on Parade!

In a recent spate of internet Quiz's...

Heres another!!!!!

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

HAHAHAHA Even in quiz's i come out greasy!

So Like This Gerald?

Also do u want it excatly like the one on the site, eg all letters filled white / blacked, or do u want an outline, im hoping u want the filled in option.....

I was hoping for something comical, but GOD DAM!

I did the Which "leader are you" test, from Lauries blog, and i was hoping for someone / thing amusing, and i answered quite accurately, and did the maxium amount of questions, and this is what i got...

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

GOLDEN!

You can keep your fucking front teeth.

This is what i want for christmas.

FEATURES

• Plays digital music and video files
• 40GB of internal storage**
• Store up to 160 hours of video or up to 1,200 hours of music*
• Wide 3.5 inch vivid color display
• Connect to your home entertainment system
• Built-in FM tuner
• Integrated voice recorder
• Record music from any audio source (no PC required)
• Built in speaker
• Store or transfer files of any type
• USB On the Go to attach to digital cameras
• USB 2.0 support
• Rechargeable Lithium-Ion battery
• Up to 10 hours of battery life (audio)
• Up to 5 hours of battery life (video)
• Replaceable battery

Small isnt it.

To blog a mocking Bird.

Well the weekend has come and gone, once again signalying the weary, tiresome, yet needful begging of another week.

Uni is pretty shit due to mid terms and a few assingments that need to be constructed, and theres not to much work on at work, which means as soon as i get something to do, i devour it , which leaves me with nothing to do.
As much as i do enjoy my job, sometimes it can be TOO quiet.

But sooner or later some devil sprinkler layout, or Monster FDS simulation will need to be done, thus making me regret my wish for work.
Also im tired, which doesnt help, and u know its monday.

Saturday was pretty crusiey, in the morning went to do some last min fathers day shoping, then took the dog to frolock in the goodness of the agility course down the road, which he wasnt afraid of this time, thank god.

Then matt and jill required taxi duty, which was fine, as we requested taxi duty from them at the time of roz's xmas party, as it was they accidently left their exspensive bottle of wine in the back of our car... SCORE!

Then is was off to chateua le Meakin.

Stickers were deliverd, Tools were shrapened, predator cannons were fired, beer and pizza was consumed, beer and pizza was spewed, speakers were blown, posums had eyes missing, all in all it was quite fun, and good to catch up with both meaky and the pirate ken, thus proving without a doubt he has fanta panties.

Nye whipped out his laptop, only to be abused for stickering the holy white goodness, on that note, NYE U FUCKING IDIOT, but i digress.
Franga drunk way to much, exact qty unknown, but eitherway, he challenged the world to the power spew of the ages contest. Unfortunatley he was the only contestant.
Thus the winnaaaR!!!!!

Anywhoo, was a good night, went home, lade waste of a injun village, slept.
Sunday saw the fathers day adventure, and susspodley we were to do something, so i told frank he couldnt come for a ride in the stat forrest, well it turns out, what ever that was, wasnt on by the time we got there.
Fucks if i know what it was, and why it wasnt on, eitherway i think frank was saved.

The ride was tourtuous.
Fun, But deadly.

We went down some fucking madness hills, only to have to push the bike back up the other side (what goes down, must come back up if it wants to get back to the main road out...) but yeah the hills were torture on the calves, quads were fine, calves were slain.

Good ride tho.
Dont plan to go back on those hills tho.
A few beers and scotch's were had over a huge roast pork, which as always when ros's mum cooks it, delicious!!!!

Hope everyone had a good weekend, and i hope meaky posts predator pictures of the drunkard, franga.

*****EDIT******
Formatted, well hit "enter" randomly.... for my iddy biddy Lawnrice.

Sit ups and Bike rides.

Well let me tell you, for a fatty such as my self, 100 sit ups makes my guts hurt like all fuckery.
why 100 u ask, and thats a good question, well ros and i have been doing the ab roller sit ups, so not REAL sit ups, but much better than doing nothing.
Anyway theres an unspoken compettiton that seems to be going on between my self and ros and the amount of push ups, last night she did 60, so when i got home from uni i did a power bid and upped that puppy to 100, only problem is, like all auctions / competitions the ante will always keep rising, untill im doing like 1 billion sit ups per day, and i dont have that kinda time...
Also this morning went for a ride at 630am, it was a nice easy ride, just from my place along the bike path to the end of the bike path, which incedently is at virginia station.

Due to the early morning, the tiredness / not fully awake, and the speed i was going my eyes were slowly weeping, which is fine, unless u keep riding thru small pockets of bugs....
You know how u see those swarms of small flying bugs, i rode thu like 20 of them this morning, posibly reduced the population by 20% using only my eyes...
Anyway Franks such a girl and doesnt want to come riding into the state forrest...
GIRL
no not even a girl... he beening a baby
a premature baby, nah not that far, but hes being a pussy....
Anyway peeps, well guys, keep the 24th of sep free, if your important, u will no why, if u dont, well, what does that say about you my friend....
Also, i have a mid semester on sat at 10am, which i found out about today (thursday) so joy to me.
Study study, lucky its networking, and thats something that fairly easy, not like programming....
Whats the deal with Channel ten?
Since when is Numb3r's on like 50 times a week. seriously, its hard to flick to chanel 10 without seeing a "encore" performance of it...
Also, my xbox decided to not display its proper dashboard, in stead its displaying its Bios's default dashboard, to which u load a new dash onto.... So after much fucking around i have a new dashboard, fingers crossed it will install properly...
Otherwise death to the Jade monkey.
Also dungeon siege 2 is tops.
But i have queires about the name.
In both dungeon siege and dungeon siege 2, at no time do u ever siege anything.
Sure u go into dungeons and kill things, and kill things on plains, on mountains, pretty much every enviroment that is a cliche for a fantasy game, u know mines, deserts, mountain lairs and so forth, but at no time do u ever SIEGE anything.
I think its not right.
Either u should sige something, or it should be called just dungeon.
I dunno, the fact that theres no siegeing might get hard core engineers who enjoy siege emulations to spend their money needlessly.