Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars

Aparently this is what its about.
I didnt have anything mainstream to blog about, so this is it.
Nerds AWAY!

It is 2047 and the stakes could not be higher. Tiberium—a self-replicating alien substance that has infected the Earth—is spreading like a radioactive ice age. The GDI, a high-tech alliance of the world's most advanced nations, is fighting to contain Tiberium, but Kane, the megalomaniacal leader of The Brotherhood of NOD has other plans for Earth. Kane's secret society turned superpower is bent on using Tiberium to take control and transform humanity into his twisted vision of the future. All-out war rages over Tiberium and the fate of the planet rests in the balance.
Experience a revolution in RTS gaming with a breakthrough single player campaign that rewards you for your gameplay style. Add layers of strategy to your gaming experience by building mobile bases, wielding the power of terrifying Ion Storms on the battlefield, or customising your armies by combining units. Battle it out online with native voice-over IP, integrated clan support, and new spectator modes that let you play RTS games like a sport.

Welcome to Surprise Friday.

I hope u enjoy your stay.
Please not the exits to Early Saturday and then Late sunday are to the left of me.
Please also note that Too Soon Monday has been spotted lurking about, but day off tuesday usualy takes care of that tho.
On a side note, please mark in your callenders that wednesday, is indeed Fake tuesday.

Kind regards
Glen.

People, People.

Please take the time to read the story posted below the emo bunny post, have a read, leave a comment, and send a bit of love towards laurie, and his ability to work out where the fuck my mind goes, and map it back to the realm of sanity.

I know if i ever do write a book, ill get him to edit it.

Ahh stories..
Good times.

Please dont sue me Mr Rilley..

Well fuck me drunk, i saw this book quite a while ago, and well i found his website, and i MUST share this with you all.
The little book of bunny suicides.
Now some of you might have herd me talk about it before, but its awesome, and i found some screen shots...
The things these bunny's get up to..
I would love to say i drew these, but they are the work of the great Andy Rilley.
Buy this book, its cheap, and fucking rules.





Obviously click to enlarge..

One hundred and twentyeigh.....

With a puzzled frown he realised he was in a room with no door, window or any other type of exit.
"What what?" he exclaimed in a thick accent laced heavily with confusion.

The room was small. Further and further he explored this room, finding nothing to engage his confusion laden mind but the distinct vapours of 128.

As he paced the room he came upon a button. The button was small in diameter; plain and unadorned, with no visible labels in the nearby vicinity.

What would the button do? Would he notice? Would it affect anyone else? None of these questions graced his mind, well they may have, only the complex neural pathways of his mind were so clogged with both confusion and a misappropriated sense of self worth, but mostly confusion.

Ultimately, somewhere on the highway of neurons a decision was formed, a committee set up, and subsequently many many tangents were created. So many tangents were created that the committee's original agenda was so amended that it held more resemblance to that of a recipe for boiled badger & lentil soup.

It was known as 'Committee A'.

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Committee A, a rogue committee was formed from members of the previous committee. This committee, more interested in the badgers close association with mushrooms and certain reptiles, set down a path that would ultimately affect Committee A so severely that they would never see it coming. Committee A would be too engrossed in their discussion of store bought badgers, over the rare but delicious wild badger.

As the rogue committee put their plan into action, it seconded by an atom that was so absorbed in scoring with the chairperson, that they weren't aware of what they seconded. The atom was only hoping to impress the chairperson, but the chairperson was so wrapped up in their power as committee leader they didn't notice the affection beamed at them, and instead showed contempt.

Spurned by the chairpersons disinterest, the atom formulated a plan.

Down past the shoulder, and over the elbow he raced, until he came to the knuckle of the forefinger. Here he stopped for lunch.

After lunch he continued to the finger, and with a faint evil laugh exhumed his power on the finger, who enjoyed being confused, as a confused finger doesn't have to do much. The power gave the finger a purpose.

This triggered alarms throughout the neuron system. Alarms so loud that all talk of badgers, mushrooms and SNAKES was postponed. At least until the infernal racket could be disposed of.

As the finger, fuelled by a lover's scorn, raced towards the button, it descended with a faint click as the button was depressed.

He muttered to himself in an incomprehensible language as the world of mankind exploded in a muffled twang. The man stood, reeking of cologne, randomly twitching, and staring at the now depressed button. He had no idea what had just happened. “One hundred twenty eight megabyte” he mumbled, as he fell backwards over his chair.

**// This is the eddited version, a huge thanks to laurie for shifting thru my maddness and evening adding some of his own, thanks to all who read it //**

Enjoy.

ROCK OUT U MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Ok well i am declaring this international kick out the jams day.
so everyone go to your cd / mp3 collection, and load up the most rockist songs u have...


ALSO, thanks to laurie for bringing in this Iron Maiden Double DVD, Much love to you.

Dont Cha'!

"Operation Cover Songs to make Comedic Film clips, with scantily clad women draped over Meakin"
Ok so the code name could do with some work, the rest is golden tho!!!
First song off the rank..
Dont Cha'
By the Pussycat Dolls.
Next time u hear it on the radio (if u ever do)
Replace meakin where i have suggested..
Inernational Stardom!!

"I know you like meakin
I know you do
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you
And I know you want it
It's easy to see
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be on with meakin

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like meakin
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like meakin
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like meakin
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like meakin
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha

Fight the feeling
Leave it alone
Cause if it ain't meakin it just ain't enough
To leave a happy home (oh, oh)
Let's keep it friendly
You have to play fair
See, I don't care
But I know she ain't gon' wanna share (oh, oh)
Huuu...

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like meakin
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like meakin
Don't cha - don't cha baby
Don't cha - alright, sing
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like meakin
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like meakin
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha

I know meakin's on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun and I'm fine
I ain't lying
Look at meakin (shh!)
You ain't blind

I know meakin's on your mind
And I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun and I'm fine
I ain't lying
Look at meakin (shh!)
You ain't blind

See, I know she loves you
I understand
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own
Maybe next lifetime
Possibly
Until then, oh, friend your secret is
Safe with meakin
(Hot!)

[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like meakin
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like meakin
Don't cha - don't cha baby
Don't cha - alright, sing
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like meakin
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like meakin
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha"

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