Now i know this has been posted on about 3-4 blogs, but i thought i might give it an in-depth discussion.
First things first, i will be revealing most, or what there seems to be, of the plot, so if u want to see the mvoie, read this after and agree with what i say.
The cool things first.
The kid with the cat in his mouth.
Ok this little dude has some serious, but cool problems.
1. hes dead,
2. he has a cat living in his mouth.
3. He lives in a cupboard which someone keeps gaffer taping up.
4. He is dead, yet has a hunger for noodles.
The dead mother who makes the predator noise.
1. shes dead
2. makes a predator noise.
3. Has LOTS of broken bones so when she crawls over the floor she makes a cracky noise....
4. has a hunger for human corpses, and tearing the bottom jaws of little gilrs.
5. Can shape shift
6. Can suck a lady into a bed through the matress into hell...
Sarah michell Gellar
1. Has a hand that comes out the back of her head when she has a shower...
2. wtf a hand outa the back of her head, thats not right, SEE A DOCTOR!
Anyway the plot goes along the lines of young girl goes to house to clean it. She then had her bottom jaw ripped of by either the little boy, lets call him cat mouth, or by the angry mother, let call her Predator.
Anyway theres some scary bits there, Specialy when the predator pounces and everyone in the cinema shat there pants, not i, as i was in the brace position( both feet on the arm rests of the chairs in front braceing for inpact if u will, so when the scary bit happens and your whole boddy jumps, u dont as u are braced, it lessens the scare....).
Then sarah... buffy, goes to the house to slay some demons, nah she is sent as a substitute of the bitch with no jaw, to clean the house, anyway she goes up stairs and low and behold the cupboard door is gaffer taped shut, and cat mouth is stuck in there. Now is hwere you can pose a question of wtf?
The only other person that isnt dead in the house is locked in a room down stairs.
NOW. How did the chick who got her jaw ripped off, gaffer tape up the cupboard that she was killed in.
This does not make sense.
But all in the name of scary i guess.
Anyway buffy opens the cupoard sees cat mouth, then takes him down stairs, for some cat food or something i guess.
Then because she opened the door that was gaffer taped up, the evil predator is now free or some shit, even tho predator can convert to dark air and fly through the air...
Anyway then cat mouth runs off somewhere buffy makes a phone call then checks on the old bitch locked in the house, did i mention that before?
Well there is a old bitch in the house, hence why buffy is there, to look after her.
Anyway buffy goes into the old bitch's room and then predator swarms into the room, in dark air style then ... well then its night time...
Some other fuck comes into the house to find buffy, then calls the cops, then a whole lot more people die, manily police men, then they find the bodies of the people that suposed to own that house.
Anyway the story kinda goes haywire from there on.
It sorta goes quentin tarintino, showing each person death, each person that owned the house, but what it doesn't give is a time line, or sense of time taking place, its odd, its as if these people moved into the house, lived there for time X, then where all killed in the same day.
But theres no recolection as to how long they lived there before the predator took them out.
The ending, or lack there of, was confusing to the MAX.
Does buffy live, does she get killed in the morge.
Does she spread the predator virus like aids?
How does she survive when everyone else dies a horible death?
WHY WHY WHY!
Anyway there is some MAJOR holes in the plot.
This movie was made by the same dude who made the Ring, probably the ring 2, and 3, but i cant be sure on the last 2.
I think he took all the things people shat them sleves with from the ring, eg girl with wet hair over her face on a undestructable reign of death and madness, and coupled that with some money for Animation, and went nuts....
Go see this movie, it is scary, and u posibly will poo yourself.
but at the end just go, hmm that was a bit silly.
