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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Captains log.

Well its 3am and we are in changi airport in singapore.
All these fancy duty free shops are closed as a motherfucker, but thats fine, we both are to tired and grumpy to buy anything anyway.
buisness class to from brissie to sydney kicked ass, and by the same token economy licks some terrible sweaty ass.
Movies are alright tho.
Watched, THE ISLANd, which was ok
well we have 2 hours to kill, before we can get on the plane to wait another 45mins before leaving.
i tell u dressing for -10 degrees while its 21 degrees is fucking gay.
Word.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Well here we are.

Well here we are, what a fucking awesome day!!!!
As i said to gerald last night, if the only thing that went wrong on the day was the priest forgetting his clothes, and then springing "magical jesus" on us, we had a fucking good wedding.
The wheather was a really big concern, but for the day someone pulled out the big guns and gave us sunshine and happiness (also sweat...)
The day started of pretty lax for Matt and i, We woke up bout 6am, played soul calibur and call of duty 2 till about 1pm or so, then got ready, then the other 2 men of the day arrived, that being Laurie and Frank.
Laurie came.
He also brought 12 coronas.. and 2 limes, Thanks be to laurie.
Anyway over about 20 mins frank and laurie had about 3 emergency dutch courage coronas, and on the way we had to fucking stop at a pub so laurie could piss some of them out... but eitherway we got there and all was good.
I wasn't really to nervous untill the whole church went quiet, and the music started to play, It was at that time that my bladder decided NOW IS THE TIME FOR URINATION.. thankfully i didnt cover my self in urine, (only the first 2 pews...) Nah it was all good, the ceremony went off without a hitch.. Hold the pun, we did get hitched..
Worst joke evor!
SOrry about that.
Anyway photos are gunna look awesome, and we had a great time doing them, then came the reception, which was also a fuckload of good time.
I hope u all enjoyed your time, and i hope your hangovers wernt to bad on sunday.
A big "ups" to my old man who went and tried to party with a few of you youngins after we left, aparently he left the exchange at 2am or something, and walked back to park rd, Milton.
SO yeah yesterday(sunday) was so fucking hectic, it was worse than the wedding.
Ros and i would of just liked to relax and re-cooperate after the day of all days, but there was 4 billion people over at her mums and dads place to watch us open all our lovely things you kind mothercukers bought us!!!
Needless to say i opened the White pressent of awesomeness, and as for the card, "Word up" to u too laurie!
Id have to say that was the most enexpected message of good will and happiness.
Well as i sit here encoding cd's to go onto the iPod Nano Matt and Jill got us as a wedding pressent, Let me tell u, these things are fucking tiny, if i managed to LOOSE the 20gig iPod brick, ill fucking loose this one in a jiffy.
Is that a scientific mesurement of time? Jiffy?
I digress.
Thanks to everyone who came to share our magnificent day, and special thanks to matt, laurie, and frank.
Also for those of u who were there, Matts speech: Best speech ever!
Its moderately long, bring maybe a few snack, not many, but enough to tide u over.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

What time is it???


Its peanut butter jelly time!

Well a few more days and ill be on a plane for another day or so....

Well chumps and chumpets
nearly time for ros and me to jet set off around europe..
cant wait...
WHOOOO HOOO
6 weeks of being away drinking vino and all sorts of delicious things.
Fuck i couldnt be bothered typing anything else.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Mini Chris the Indian, finds everything new and exciting, and after a while u just snap..
Observe...

[13:51] Glen: i hate how EVERYTHING is like new and exciting infomation to him
[13:51] Glen: ahh GelEn, how do u make your ham, oh i just buy it..
[13:51] Glen: WOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!
[13:53] Laurie: GELLEN
[13:53] Laurie: HOW DO YOU RAISE YOUR PIGS?
[13:53] Laurie: uhh i buy ham from the store
[13:53] Laurie: ReAlLY????
[13:53] Glen: yeah thats what im talkinjg about
[13:53] Glen: like we are some sort of new bizzaro world
[13:54] Glen: u meen to tell me that when u drive your car you put petrol in it
[13:54] Glen: *GASP*
[13:54] Glen: ahh your camera stole my SOUL!
[13:54] Glen: oh no, cowboys, my mortal enemy!
[13:54] Glen: haha
[13:55] Laurie: thats blog worthy


(as i explained to laurie, hes a indian, so his natural enemy is a cowboy....)
Kinda makes it less funny when u have to explain in.
ahaha, i didnt need to explain to laurie that he was indian, but that indians dont like cowboys.
Or that laurie himself was a indian, that also needed no explination, " Laurie i have som terrible news... The test have come back... It seems your indian.." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, November 18, 2005

A nice observation.

So a talking cat and a troll are watching cartoons..
PvP Online

The birds and the bees

Lauries quote of the Year

Laurie: man
Laurie: more of erins hair wrapped round my wang
Laurie: how does that work..

My new icon.. for the moment!

Thursday, November 17, 2005

FUCK U LAUIRE - yes i spelt your name wrong on purpose!!!!

FUCKING NABOOO IS WRITING SENTENCES 4 MILE LONG AND NOW I NEED TO UP IT ON A CAD PLAN.... I DONT HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING ROOM ON THE PLAN AND ITS A1!!!!!!
why oh why did u have today or all days off?
test at 1:30..
haha your dad just told mel her head doesnt retain any infomation
BUT I DIGRESS
FUCKING NABOOOO

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Its been a while...

Well so i didnt slump down into the unedning madness of non blogging, i thought i should "pump out the jams", or just blog.
Eitherway someone will be covered in cheese by the end of the afternoon.
Hey BDO second anouncement was made this morning... a bit of mylo and a few other half talented bands / dj's were also anounced, nothing super tho.
No MAJOR head liners, which is a bit disapointed as i was a bit un-impressed with the line up.
Anyway uni finishes for me on thursday, not finish finsh but end of year finish..
Then i can pour all my concentration into q4, cod2, aoe3, ff7, and garnishing news on nvw2...
If the current screen shots are what the final game will look like then HOT DAM!
My lord, how many abreviations was that..
oh well i refuse to count, on the basis that im tired.
well 2 weeks untill D-Day...
then hopefully france will stop burning, so we can take in its sites, and not its bombings.. i mean we dont wana go to ireland (wheres your leprecaun now chirpy?)[i dont know what that means...] SO yeah, gota pick an elective for uni next year...
They are all crap, cept for maybe a short story subject..
But seriously why remove the subjects known as 3d animation 2, and 3d animation 3, out of a animation course..
Fuckjobs
Im tired
Laurie briught in all futurama,
Im happy.
Thats my piss poor excuse for a blog.
Oh and to give it the hip edge needed now days for blogs, how bout that politics huh!
Im out.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Funnist quote ever!!

"a man who can't visualise a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot" Andre' Breton
I dont know who andre breton is, but hes ok in my books!

Monday, November 07, 2005

The best sentence i have ever writen!

"i am more u then you are, so much so that i created u, to envy yourself (me)"

I am a lyrical genious!

From my good friend luke.


Golden!

The ole dirty bastad

Well i just had the bigest "wondering where the paper boy is" moment.. (for those non family guy watchers, theres a dirty old peadophile that keeps trying to molest the 13yr old son....) but i digress.
This old dude in his 4x4 ute was driving into the servo as i was walking out, so i stop and wait for him to go to the bowser , and hes driving at like just faster than stoping... staring right at me... so i go well he must be waiting for me, so then i walk off and he just stares at me the whole time with a smirk on his face.... im not sure of if he was wearing pants.... i feel so dirty..
Heres a awesome penny arcade stip which has no reference to the post

Those bloddy geezers!

So much cocaine is being used in London that traces of the white powdered narcotic can be detected in the Thames River, a report says.

Full article is here

Spoiled am i.

Well last night i went to mum and dads for dinner, and even tho we ate the early bird special, it was so delicious at one point i thought i was ego tripping on the gates of hell!!!!
It was a slow cooked de-boned (bring on the inuendo!!) leg of lamb marinated in red wine and with strips of bacon across the top.
Then after that papa bear, thats right my family is the bernstine bears poured me a delicious 18yr old glen fiddich acient scotch...
Fuck me its awesomely tasty...
And it dont get no better than when someone else bought the bottle. OH YEAR!!!

Friday, November 04, 2005

A great tit.

Heres a great Tit

Enjoy.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Hahaha so sneaky..

Oh i love calling business under the guise of someone else..
Beacuase oxleys have been fairly unhelpfull to ros regarding the table layout and so forth the the weddingarino it fell to my very capable and sensual hands to luanch the meatball of war at their white pants of peace.
basicly i called as Glen, from moreton hires theming department to talk to their function manager regarding table layouts and so forth, and would u belive they seemed to be much more helpful, maybe ros yealled at them or something, actualy thats proably more likeley, eitherway mission acomplished and i got to be sneaky as well.
WHAT A DAY!

Watched kingdom of heavan agin the otherday..

Without DTS mind u... (Thanks again frankie!!!)
Funnist qoutes from the movie
"Thank the bishop for his love *Swings sword down spilting the fleeing riders head in half*"

And
"I once fought 2 week with a arrow in my testicle..."

Hahaha go liam neelson u crazy ass old man!

No wedding pressies like this...

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Gerald wanted me to make a headbanging skeletor.

This is the results of 5 mins and a strange head position to begin with..

The race that didnt even start the nation of Gerald

Glen : did u bet on the horse "run run win wins"?
Gerald: please dont
Gerald: is that today?
Glen: dahaha
Glen: yeah it was like 10 mins ago
Gerald: oh
Gerald: well i guess it really did stop the nation
Gerald: i was sooo stopped i was still in bed
Glen: hahaha
Glen: ima blog that

Some people download the strangest things

To big to spam on my blog, but read this, its long, and a interesting, albeit disturbing study on what people will download off limewire..
Show me the wrongness