The gauntlet has been thrown down.

Now in traditional "throw downs" each contestent is required to "dance".
Theoreticaly its a "dance off", untill some one in charge(dance gudge) with obvious throw down experience decides that one "down thrower", has sufficently thrown down more than the other contestent, and gives the suscessfull thrower the title of grand pumpkin head.
Ok the last bit i made up, but the rest is all sexy and true.

To summ up.
I have had a week of holidays.
This is my first day back at work.
I relly dont feel motivated, or even, well, must of been the sandwhich which was devoured for lunch.
Anyway my sexy readers, thats right i assume that even tho i dont know any of u, ok i know most, if not all of you, but i assume that you are all sexy in your own way.
Todays has been great.
First thng first i started late today, as Mistress larrissa took me to work at 9am instead of 8am, when i usualy start.
This is mainly because my car is presently having all its hoses replaced, and having the front and back wheels rotated, and some new rear brake pads fitted, so all in all its off the road, which brings me to the crux of the matter, or mainly to why larrissa is driving me to work.
To recap larrissa is Lawnrice.
So i awake from my peacefull sweaty slumber at around 7:30 Ros left at 6;30 so its been a quiet hour..
Had a shower, ironed my clothes, made my lunch, took the Sparkster, or Pebble's, or Mange the wonder dog, out for a shit and a piss, then sat down ready to go to work.
Time check: 7:55am.
Right about 40 mins till Larrissa picks me up... Xbox my good friend...
Anywhoo i had a really crusiey start of the morning, Larrissa rocked up and i knew this by hearing the Metallica blaring from his car, parked on the curb, from my front door, I was so proud.
Anyway after a very Metallica filled drive to work, we arrived, sat down, promtly had nothing to do for the rest of the day, yep thats right getting to work was our work for the day.
Well i spent the day anyway making a logo for the utepool site.
See logo in wireframe here
Logo option 1
And colour version here.
Logo option 2
So yeah there the 2 options, i like the wireframe version myself, i originaly made it as a "sticker" in which it will look fucking awesome when i hit Brandon up to make me some....
Also the colour one was for the utepool website, but i dont think larrissa will end up using it, instead sticking with the wireframe beauty!
God dam i love it when i make a good logo.
The week previous to this one was spent in air con comfort.
Ros and i had a unit at maloolaba for the week and it was awesome.
We had the A/C running non stop 24/7, which was fine with us, cause hey wasnt our power we were using...
So yeah the week was awesome, it was nice and relaxing, with not much getting accomplished, as all good holidays should be.
Bought a book from the book exchange ofr $6.50, which is cool, its about profesional bodygaurds and they get their heads fucked with (see manchurian candidate) and anyway during reading the book, i discovered quite a lot from it about japaneese society and about the meji restoration after the showganite, and all sorts of other cool things.
Also if i was in japan i would be refered to as a ganjin, which is their word for an outsider, or one of not their culture.
Like the mexicans gringo.
Anyway sunday we went to Dreamworld.
Which was cool
Larrisa, Lani, Frank, Frank's E-Toll, Ros, and myself went down, and it was fucking awesome, have i mentioned thaT?
well it was.
We tested out the claw, which is really cool, its heaps different than what u expect, in a cool way, althou i did nearly spew at the end of the day when ros wanted to go on it again, after frank and i had gone on the Vortex (read as gravatron). Anyway the lines wernt that bad, althou the giant drop was way to long, so we left that alone, plus the girls (frank, Larrissa, Lani) didnt want to go on it.
Althou we did drag Frank on the Tower of terror, and if u look in the photo that was taken he is looking shit scared, althou he did say he was glad he did it, was just shit scared.
So that was good.
Yeah all in all a good relaxing week.
Apart from me nearly Yacking after the second claw.

Well guys.

Well guys once again i am ripping blog material off conversations nick and i have.

Note that my MSN name was "If u had two anus's would they be called ani?"
This was the conversation that name spwaned...

Nick : mayhaps one anus is a ani and 2 ani = a anus?
Glen : nah because one platapus is a platapus, but 2 is a platapi
Glen : it could also be anus's
Nick : well
Nick : then what would u call a group of ani?
Glen : either a pack or a pod
Glen : maybe a pride
Nick : nice, i like pod
Glen : a pride of ani?
Nick : a pod of ani ran past me
Glen : pack of ani packrapred an anus
Glen : flock of ani?
Glen : tribe of ani? (black anus)
Nick : one lot of animals group in "bastards"
Nick : so it would be that
Nick : a bastard of ani
Glen : dahaha
Glen : u win man
Glen : i was out of group names
Glen : a bastad is awesome
Nick : hahaha
Nick : a quiver of cobras
Glen : a quiver of ani
Glen : sounds like u have a bow and ani and u are shooting ani at people
Nick : dammed straight
Nick : ide run
Glen : i was mauled by a bastad of ani
Glen : sounds like some sort of militant group
Glen : the soilders of ani
Glen : batalion of ani
Glen : colony of ani
Glen : swarm of ani
Glen : slueth of ani
Glen : gaggle of ani


Enjoy.
Also im all for keep updating this post with other "groups" that people come up with.
So comment away u Bastards of ani!

Well yesterday..

What can i say.
Yesterday was an odd day, but not in the way of being odd.
It was a good day really.
I saw a UBER sexy case which i am coverting and must have, but apart from wanting a new case which will keep my CPU running fucking cool as, while nat making to much noise, nay less noise thant the helicopter i currently use to cool it.
At lease im sutble tho, I mean frank has the side of his case off and a pedestal fan cooling his humungous amount of hdd's.
Sexy Case of cooling tube
Also last night after loading a new XboX game onto the hdd, i got a odd and pleasent, while unexpected surprise.
The lord of the rings: the third age game, that was loaded onto the system, i thought, hmm thats gunna be all Baulders gate dark alliance style of game (which is extaly how the X-men ledgens game is (GLEE!!!!!) but this LOTR game, is FF7 style.
Some of u might ask what FF7 stlye, is, and well to answer your question it is not actualy FF7, stlye but meerly FF stlye.
All FF games, and by FF i mean Final fantasy, have a time attack based system.
the general layout looks like this.
Layout
You have the good guys on one side, and the enemies on the other side.
Now i really wasnt expecting this from this game, so it was a nice change i presume.
But then i strted to encounter the blatently obvious change model / skin on the game, BAM u have a new game.
For anyone who has ever played FF games after u win one of these battles your characters swign around their weapons above their heads... i dont know why, must be a asain thing...
Anyway they do this, then u go to a blue screen where the exp and ap are divvied out... then u go to another blue screen where u get given any equipment looted form the corspes of the enemies...
This is what all FF games have been (from ff1 to FFX-2 (i belive, as i have not played FFx, or FFx-2))
EA have ripped this style / genre from Squaresoft and not really done a very good job of it.
Hell they have even ripped it off LOTR, check out that link i had before, ok the dude that looks like Boromere, and elf bitch (think awewin (sorry about the spelling LOTR nerds) or maybe even legolas), then there is a dude who looks so much like aragon its not funny, would you belive his name isnt aragon tho, its like Baragon...
Its a fucking knock off!
Ripped from the awesome talons of Squaresoft (who i love more than anyone as a game designer / producer , and if the starlight foundation grants me my wish , will let me work for them) and have even ripped of the LOTR people, who are fucking licended by EA anyway...
SO WTF you might ask, and thats a grand grand statement, WTF, why not put the right characters in it... Why make it painfully obvious, that u hadnt the time nor the care to make it look real.
Some of u might be thninkg, Glen if u dont like this game, dont play it.
The thing is i love this type of game, hell Gibbo and i used to loose whole fucking weeks, while we sat there and clocked FF7 and got the Super mega uber level characters, Killing the final boss in one round of attacking, that fucking kicks some serious ass!
Anyway i havent played a game like this for a long time and its going to take me a while to get my brain around, not running from point a to point be and pick up the 5 dimonds then hit the lever, this is a totaly new (well not nuew, but old school type of game that kept the player envolved and emersed so much that they would loose days, nay weeks on end playing the infernal thing.
Anyway thats my rant.
peace out.
Also if anyone can find me what group of animals is called a bastard ill give u a dollar, lions have a pride, dolphins have a pod, geese have a gaggle, X has a bastad.
Find me the Jade X people.
I need to know!

Valentines Day.

Well sexy readers, i assume some of you had some valentines day comitments, i know loddy got off, the valentines duties.... As lani was awol, or in bali, which is a fairly good excuse.
And i know nick, as his girlfriend was working, had a big night of milk and honey ahead of him.
Well Rozzie and had orginized to go out for dinner, well i had orginized, anyway we went to the place i orginized, the Italo Australian Club, aka where gerald works.
And roz took one look at the decor and the patrons and said ahhhhhh plastic chairs? no....
So we headed off to good ole' west end where many a pidgeon can be consumed accidently, Kim tahn bakery i love u!
So we found this quite nice greek place, so we asked the waiter dude for a table, he goes "yep no worries heres a table there u go", and walks off, no problems we figured he was in search of menu's or somehting that would allow us to order food from him....
So anyway 5-10 mins later he comes back with water and menu's ok thats good, again leaves us for about 10 mins... comes back we order dinner and a bottle of champagne,
Dinner consisted of 2 mains (obviusly) and a entree.
15-20 mins later we havent got our entree or BOTTLE OF WINE!!!!
So we signal one of the other waiter girls, who happens to be a female, right so she comes back with the wine, and proceedes to bag the guy waiter, oh males they have a attention span of a .... a... umm... a ...
Goldfish i prompt...
Yeah a gold fish, 2 seconds or something,
"Yeah its 5 seconds" i pipe in with..
Oh yeah thats the one, she agrees, right well ill just go grab you a ice bucket for the wine...
Now during this conversation you can tell that she also has said "5 second gold fish memory", as she never returns with the ice bucket, stupid bitch just zinged her self......
Anyway dead set an HOUR after we have ordered, we havent got our fucking entree, i have had one and a half glasses of champagne (as i was driving), roz drunk the other 3 and a bit glasses....
Food arives... FINALY, and to give them credit, it was VERY VERY DELICIOUS!
So anyway then i half way thru my dinner i flag the dumb man waiter again, order a coke to help sober me, and to maybe throw a robe to the drunk lady overboard (aka roz.)
So yeah anyway he brings that back quick smart, which was awesome.
The food was good , we devoured it, roz droped her fork, i laffed, gave her mine, she was all good again.
Dinner finished i went up to pay, the lady goes "yeah so u had this this tihs and a entree", and i say nah the entree never arrived, she just goes what? sorry thats BS, so yeah she was cool about it...
Anyway Dumbfuck the male waiter didnt actualy charge me for the coke, which was nice, but i think he just forgot to put it on the tab....
We leave the resturant, and the cool wind hits roz, and if anyone has seen / done this they will know the feeling, not too drunk in the pub, outside, FUCKING WASTED!!!!!
Anyway i half drag her to the car, she seriosuly is having trouble walking...
pour her into the car...
Drive home with roz hanging out of the window alternating between yelling at people on walking on the footpath and saying, "ahhh im gunna be sick....." I was so proud!
So needless to say i had much fun making corners go corner-ier, and braking more brake-ier....
Which is to say i was driving normaly...
Anyway we stop by maccas to get roz a coke, as she needs one REALLY bad as she has to go to work at 6:30am tomrowowo....
Anyway the dude asks me is everything alright , looking at roz, to which i reply, a little to much wine over dinner, he laffs and shakes his head as roz babales something incomprehensable....
We get home, and i have to give roz the use of my legs to get her inside, as her legs have lost all motor functions...
Anyway long story short.

She didnt hurl, but she was in a VERY sorry state this morning when she left...

Back by popular Demand. (Its long, Bring Snacks)

Captains Blog.
Stardate 2005/02/11
To date, since the return to service the ship known as the FCC has had only 2 dreaded accounts with the sharma Virus.
The previous Captains blog entry focused on the hull breach last tuesday, and thankfully there has only been one other breach in security between then and now.
Thankfully both times the contact between our crew and the sharmy has been limited.
It seems as if there is a pattern between the breaches, both came on a Tuesday, and both only lasted for approx 3 hrs.

In recent news First mate loddy's, first mate, has departed her home world for the distand island of Balina 12, for a trip spanning 10 star days, and one would asusme 9 star nights, but in these constant times of war and peace, you can never be sure that 10 star days will equal 9 star nights.

There was a possible breach in one of the crew's quarters today, but after we investigated it seems there must of been some sort of conection failure between her Earthpartner and his fax-a-tron 5006.
The full story behind the quarter breach is still a little confusing.
It would seem that our Space Enviromental scientist recived a call from her Earth partner saying that his Overlord Ruler hax faxed him data regarding payment for services rendered and someone had picked up the reciver of the fax-a-tron 5006 and said "helllo hello hello???".
The reports that this individual was sharmy have been unconfirmed and are mostly unfounded.
After sending the probe to her quarters with yours truely co-pioleting the craft the inspection took place.
There seemded to be no forced entry so our shock sticks were set to "stun and cause anal leakage", so that any intruder that was found would be rendered useless and be left making a stain on the carpet, untill the proper space marine corps could be contacted and dispatched to the quaters to arrest the offending criminal.
After a through search of the quarters, no intruder could be found, and it was decided that althou the overlord ruler had used the "programed in" number that was set aside to her earth partner's residence, the fault must be laid at the feet of the giant space telco of doom "Telsrata 76".

Apon returning to our vessel and applying pink salmon caught from the universe of Atlantia, to some outlandish boring bread which had been enginnereed to have no taste, thats right it as bread from the wholemean confederation, Curse their blockade of the port of white bread, even their loose association with the multigrain soceity from the planet Darling downs, in the Towoomba Universe, has to held in disdain.
Lunch was fairly terrible so much so that it was eventual abandoned in a hope that my stomache would become filled with the artifical, yet still illegal water, captured from the gardens of the King of babalon.

The plans for the star weekend, not to be confused with the moon weekends coming next month, seem to be set in stone, its as if Moses 3000 has once again descended from the mountains of bibalica 12 and delivered to us the 34 comandments.

It seem as if "finding charlie" shall be the topic of conversation and even the problem at hand this star night, althou he seems to be "hidding" and we must "seek" him.
Should be a interesting time, although once he is found, we shall deliver him unto evil from the vengence of the star commander.
(it would also seem that delerium seems to be taking hold of my brain, i do belive i might of caught the dread Asian buritto state of mind, and it tis a truely wonderus , yet ultimate scary and de-habilitating disease, any questions should be directed at First mate loddy, as any lucidity regarding this disease, is unfathomable to myself.

The new Q-book im reading is fantastic, for those fans of "Terry Goodkind the 3rd Jr" will be greatly pleased with his current offering.
The quality of the q-book over its precedessor the m-book and which was once based apon the algorythms relating to the long distand E-book, was astounding, the virtual paper is tanalising to behold.

In most recent and un-precedented news, The has been a ceasefire stuck between Rear Admrial Star General C.Odgers, and the confederation of the sharmy, which it would seem that the sharmy's have undertaken Full time PHD study in the realm of QUT, and he will not be seen much this year.
Which is Fantastic news to the crews health and well being, not to mention overall smell of the ship, and general english skills.
The room of sharmy will still need to be decontaminated , posibly even cemented over, to prevent an outbreak of "vishnu" long after he has left out ship.

The receptionist bot D-fatty 5000-oona is still on the fritz, with definate signs of getting steadily worse in the fufillment of its duties, and with the attitue that it comepletes its quite menial tasks is steadily getting worse.
Each time it leaves for sustinance it returns with something that holds so much grease its not even healthy for a reception bot to injest, but injest it does with wild abandon and glee.
I belive the WSHO (world space health orginization) will need to be contacted to get some info regrading the removal and subsequent destruction of the recption bot, as the amount of grease and oil it has on board is enough to wipe out the already diminished species of Penguins.

Everyone have a great Star weekend, and i look forward to reciveing your transmitions about said weekends.
Captain Out.
PS this entry took 1hr and 6 mins to write, so dont expect another for a while.

Beware the Coalition of the willing.

The iraq's nose to much.


Mind the bad joke!
Bring Snacks!

Man on fire - A review.

Well this movie was pretty awesome.
But at the start it took a while to get into.
But that did give a fair bit of background story on all the characters, which gave a good depth to the movie that is usualy lacking in most modern day "bang bang shoot shoot movies".
The movie is primarly about a body guard (denzel) who is in charge of keeping a wealthy car dudes daughter safe.
Did u know that there is a kidnapping ever 60 mins in Mexico City. (thats a true fact.)
70% of the people kidnapped dont survive. (Also true)
This movie tries to delve into the sinister side of corruption and betrayal that seems to infest the Mexican government / police force.
Denzel goes around getting the fuck shot out of him, after Dakota Fanning gets kidnapped.
He recovers... but is still plauged by his gaping wounds that dont stop bleeding for the rest of the movie.
My only thing which i had agaisnt the movie, there was no difinitive time between when the girl is kidnapped, before he extracts revenge.
So we dont really know how long he has been in hospital before he gets his killin' groove on.
First man in the chain of coruption finds him self with his hands taped to a steering wheel with his fingers left untaped.
He is awoken by a angry denzel who has a knife and a cigerete lighter (the car type),
denzel proceeds to ask the sanchez about info regarding the girl, everytime the wonrg answer is given, a finger is CUT FROM HIS HAND!!!!
then cauterized with the ciggie lighter.
the dude looses about 4 fingers then his car gets pushed of a cliff and explodes.
Dickface number 2 gets a shot gun to the kneee cap(s)[Both knee caps one at a time] then a 9mm in the chest.
Paco #3 gets a rpg thu the car infront of him, then get knocked out and awakes with his hands and feet gaff taped to a car with only his boxers on.
Denzel proceeded to ask him questions then informs him he has c4 and a timer in a plastic device shoved firmly up his ass.
He then has 5 mins to answer the angry black mans questions, which he does, but then gets the "shit" blown outa him....
mind the pun...
Then gringo (i know gringo is a term used to describe someone of non mexican birth by mexicans them selves but i have run outa words to desribe mexicans) #4 gets 4 of his fingers on 1 hand shot of with a nicely placed shoty blast at cloe range, then it all goes a little hazy, i think cause denzel is pretty much only just alive...
Then they get the girl back everyone smiles, and denzel gets into the enemys car and the movie kinda fades into the credits, And it turns out its based on a true story.
So there u go.

All in all i would recomend this movie..
It was quite good.

Tim, the Lucky bastad!

Well news just in.
Tim just bought him self a brand new 40gig iPod , un-opened in a box off one of his mates for $300.
FUCK ME THATS CHEAP!

You Lucky bastad!

This is cool.

heres a bit of cool info.
I was reading my daily's when i came across this little gem.
its an article about the use of "minority report" style user interfaces, and that they will be available in the near futre at a consumer level price.
Check this article out as it was realy quite fasicnating.
Cool UI's

Byron Bay.

My good people.
Ros and i took a trip to Byron bay on saturday, and it was awesome.
We didnt know how long it was going to take us, but it was only like 2 hrs from chermo, so we think we either made good time, or we were speeding.
I love NSW's regard for people speeding in cars.
200m's away from the fixed speed camera "SPEED CAMERA AHEAD!!!"
100m's away "SLOW DOWN NOW!!!! SPEED CAMERA!!!"
50m's away "STOP NOW FUCKER!!!!"
i thought it was awesome i mean u spped between the signs, then slow dow for the easy to see camera, then speed up again...
Anyway the 'Bay was awesome!
As ros and i had never been we had a fucking awesome time.
We did all the shops, and that was cool, accidently went into the adult shop, which we figured was a adult shop when we say the blow up jLo dolls and ros spotted dildos in the far corner...
Dont u need to have signs and stuff up saying "I am a adult shop"
anyway we had lunch at this place under og breath, some word with J rocks cafe, or JRC for short, which was nice but they had some good awful salad seasoning on the ..... salad, which kinda ruined the BLT.
We went to the beach which was fucking awesome, there were hardly any waves, i counted like 3 the whole hour or so that we are at the beach, which was aweosme for just lazing about in the water.
And we saw dolphins jumoing outa the water, seaworld style, so that was cool.
All in all it was a fucking awesome day.
Sunday we went to dave millers bbq lunch which was alright, mellic and i spent the whole time playing 8ball and then 9-ball which was cool, cept we both suck, well as we had no beers we had no fuel for the pool love machines, well that sounds odd...
Anyway after that we went to matt and jills for sunday dinner, which consisted of taco's, which althou not a. healthy, or b. a typical sunday dinner, it was fucking delicious!
So really not a super exciting weekend, but saturday was really nice.
If anyone hasnt gone to byron before, like we hadn't, please do so its really nice!

Full Spectrum Warrior.

Well this new game i have been playing has aparently been used by the US Army for training purposes.
I am worried.
Mainly because of the incident which left 2 of my team members dead.
Observe.

The basic set up was one man hiding at the end of a alley leaning out and shooting at my men.
So i put my 2 teams as so.
Set up 1
With "A" & "C" on one knee with "B" & "D" shooting over their heads.
I left this go for about 5-10% of my ammo.
Then i pissed team 2 off and set team one down the alley to maybe, i dunno...... kill this guy!
Set up 2
I left them like this for a while maybe for another 5% of my ammo. "A" & "B" were injured, but could keep figting.
ENEMY STILL NOT DEAD!!!!
Set up 3
Lets try this out then......
Outcome
Nope that didnt work...
"A" & "B" died, mission failed.
WTF
why cant they kill 1 man.
they have 4 times the guns!!!!
wtf!!!!!
stupid game!

Captains Blog.

Captains blog.
Stardate 2005/2/2
Todays revelations come once again too late to be useful.
The evil sharmy has infected our ships crew with what we are calling the Vishnu Flu.
The sharmy managed to breach the hull days later than we expected. The hull breach was due for tuesday but came on wednesday instead.
It was a short but hellish time for all the crew.
The time the sharmy had inside the precious vessel was only bordering on 3 hours, and most of the crew had only minor contact with the sharmy.
That is except our navigator and IT expert loddy.
Loddy was lulled into the sharmys domain under the guise of the geneva convention, regarding sick laptops covered in spyware and ad-ware, and go knows what other virius's.
Thankfully the laptop was able to be saved, but its only a matter of time before it is reinfected with what can only be called stupidity.
First mate loddy was with the sharmy for over about 30mins which was well enough time for the infection to soak into his hairy young body.
I fear it was our first infection.
Approximately 2 hours after he had come in contact with the dreaded and evil sharmy, the back of his throat had started to ache, or build up flem, twas a bad sign.
That the infection was traveling this quick meant that there was no hope for us all.
Apon retiring to my captains quarters that evening and enjoying a delicious virtual meal with my family back on Shasta 13 (chasmere universe), i also felt this pain / build up of the vishnu flu.
I was worried.
I had spent no time in physical contact with the sharmy, the only contact had been made from behind our Infection wall.
Unfortunatley the infection wall has been falling under dis-repair of lates, as first mate loddy keeps kicking it when he gets up from his star desk. The dammage has been done and so blame cannot be administered untill after the stop of this dreadfull disease.
Captain Out.

Captains blog.
Stardate 2005/2/3
This day started off with the absense of First mate loddy, which was normal so no worry was put in, its presently 11:43 and no contact has been made with either the sharmy or with loddy, contact with loddy was to come under the guise of MSN, but alas he has not surfaced, I fear the worst.
Today our retarded receptionist-bot D-Fatty 5000-oona was coughing in its mechanical voice. I fear there is no hope and it must be replaced.
Must talk to the Rear Admrial Start General C.Odgers in ordering a replacement receptionist-bot, as this one is sorely lacking in both skill and personality, plus it takes up to much space.
The infection in my throat i fear is getting worse, i may send down a request for some cold and flu defence from the infimary. I just hope the infection has spread to there yet.
Thankfully the tunes are still pumping on the bridge and there has been no sign of the sharmy since his depart yesterday afternoon, but to be honest i am sure he will surpries attack us anytime soon.
First mate loddy has finaly surfaced and it seems his sore throat has receeded, maybe removal of ones self from the contaiminated area is vital to ones survivial.
I also think there were to many v's used in my last use of survival, or maybe to many i's.
Captain out.

A conversation on Nick and i could have.

*****In this conversation my msn name is currently set to "Glen - In mother Russia cheese puts u on a cracker!"

[08:05] Asian Burrito: Hai
[08:05] Asian Burrito: no it doesnt
[08:06] Asian Burrito: the cracker puts cheese on him and u on him
[08:06] Glen: thats the name for after lunch
[08:06] Glen: what about in mother russia cheese eats u?
[08:06] Glen: is that more politicaly corect to the cheese
[08:07] Asian Burrito : what about - in mother russia dogs are the sexetarys?
[08:07] Asian Burrito : or a nice big welcome to russia sign
[08:07] Asian Burrito : depicting a woman in a dildo instead of vice versa
[08:07] Glen: women IN a dildo
[08:07] Glen: i dont think i can do that with words
[08:08] Glen: in mother russia u put a woman in a dildo?
[08:08] Asian Burrito: sure
[08:08] Asian Burrito: a anal dildo
[08:09] Glen : in mother russia u put women in anal dildos
[08:09] Glen : nah man that just doesnt work


as u cans ee i dispatched a ambulence to his house imediately.
Well fuckers its been a very long time since i have blogged
HOW hypocritical of me.
At least my spelling is still terrible, so its safe to say the time spent away from blogging has been put to good use.
Ros and i finaily found a church, that wont make us do maraige counseling or sacrifice a goat to our good friend Jesus, actauly that last one didnt happen.
The eating healthy seems to be going well for ros, shes lost a bucket load of weight, not that she really needed to anyway, not to sure how its going for me, as i am not paranoid about it and not weighing my self every day. (one of the many reasons why we dont have scales in our house).
On another note i burnt my finger the other day removing tuna pasta bake from the over, OUCHY FUCKIGN OUCH OUCH!
Saturday night was pretty awesome, i mean we booked in at Montyzumers for dinner, as seems to be the norm, which is cool with me as i love a good hot long mexican burrito down my gullet, and it gets me more time with the special hot sauces....
Anyway we got there smack on time, and our table wasnt ready which kinda shitted me at first, but then we got half drunk, so it passed the time.
The sad thing was i was tipsy after 1, yess 1 corona. The man that drunk 12 of them at the xmas party, was half cut after 1....
So what better to go after a nice imported mexican beer?
Why a cocktail of course.
Of lordy, if u ever go to montys, check out the Madagasca's, its Kahluha, baileys, some other shit, milk and strawberry liquer.
Basicly a Toblereone with strawberry shit in it.
Which was fucking delicious
Also thanks to matt for drivving!
On another side note, sharmy hasnt apeared yet (thats a good thing, as we know when he comes back hes going to give everyone the latest flu thats been killing indians, in ...india), Wouldnt be surprised if he brings back some water borne diseases, just our luck!
Laurie frank and i played squash last night, and thankfully the dude next door wasnt going hand over fist to please himself, we must of been to early... Anyway im classing this hour of squash the squash of tomarto's.
After each match im not sure about my self, but i know laurie and frank looked like tomarto's, its only safe to assume i did as well.
Im not sure what it was, but seriously we were more fucked than we usualy after a game. It was terrible.
Well uni starts sometime in the near future... dont know when, im sure someone will ask where i was the first week and ill be like, FUCK uni has started.. Im orgainizezed!
Well i think im all blogged out, + im fucking tired and the baaaaarrroooooca didnt help me at all, i feel i have no bounce in me whatso ever.
I blame the carpet.
I found a pretty funny web comic the other day.
Called ctrlAltDelonline.com
pretty awesome
they have a story line then sometimes they go random.
Like so.
Random 1
Random 2
Random 3
Random 4
Random 5
those are some of the random ones...
Pretty fucking funny!
Well thats all there is for me at the moment.
Have a good time doing what ever it is u are doing.
Word to your mother!