Ever wanted to see a fire truck beat up a gazelle?

So have i..


And now we have.

Coolest gif evver!

Nuff Said!

2 Metallica Live videos.

Heres 2 videos taken from some shows in america from metallica.
They are pretty awesome.
But i mean its Metallica, so it cant help but be fucking awesome!!!
One - November 13th
AND
For Whom the Bell Tolls - November 15th

Well, I mean... Why not!!!!

Check out these Bitching Speakers!

I mean if u dont wish to listen to music on them, you could just use them to stab people!

Pretty cheap for only $7995 a Pair!!!!!

A PAIR!!!!

FUCK

Well i just broke my Heiniken Pint Glass.
Thats right folks its a end of a era...
Slain by a phone cord, this one proud and noble glass has been banished to the never regions of the bin and vacum cleaner..
Im sorry for my bad spelling its quite and emotianl time
At least i still have Steiny!

What are yur thoughts?

On this fake monday, what are your thoughts on Metallica's "Load" Album, alot of people say its terrible and dont like it, in fact i think i know alot of people who own every album EXCEPT Load, this i cannot understand!
I mean comparing it to the Black album, i feel the black album is a better album, but that in no way diminish's Load as an album.
I think it fucking rocks along!!
What are your thoughts!

Falling banana kills woman!!

What! you might ask, well technically you would exclaim, but its true.
Only in america you might ponder, but again, you would be wrong, try NSW!!!

Falling banana kills woman

"Friends said it was seen as an appropriate end to a unique and fruitful life."
Worst Pun Ever!!!

AND ANOTHER!!!

Well why not?
This one's animation is a bit dodgey-er, but i cared less about this one...

The timing is WAY off, and the amount of blood that comes out of one unflapping bird is astounding, but hey, blood brushes are the shiznit!
***EDIT***
I made the sky a bit more loop-able..
If your dont think so, blow me cause its fucking hard, to make the sky loopable i mean.

In the spirit of things.

In the spirit of Lauries Comment, and my previous post
Heres a Skydiving Giraffe!

Also Moles Cyers suck (just for you Gerad.)

Skydiving Quadrapeds.

Good morning,
Sorry i digress.
Ok seriously how come theres no sky diving animals?
I mean what the fuck, indians have like minimum 1 cow per village, Wheres the hindu god telling them not to make them sky dive?
I mean if cows are so holy, why dont they skydive?
And africa!!!
AFRICA!!
I mean your always complaining about your animals getting poached for delicious meats and ivory, and lets not forget Giraffe Milk, WHO the fuck is going to be able to milk a girrafe thats 40,000 ft in the air, freefalling for like a min or 2 before pulling its ripcord (some sort of hoof activated ripcord mind you) and floating sedatly down to the african svanaha, before "hi hooving" its mates and saying what a rush that was!

Fuck me i mean if the black horned rhino is a endangered specis, maybe it should start jumping from a plane, at least as a survival tool, I mean put one rhino in a tree to look for poachers, when poachers are spotted they say "Fuck poachers!!, quick on the plane, ze plane!!"
Then when the poachers are trying to poach,

BAM

Rhino on your head, gorgeing your insides with a shiny black rhino horn
Hows that for an aphrodesiac!!!
RIDDLE ME THAT!

JIZZ ALERT!!!

Props to Gerald for letting me know about this..
Militia for CS Source has been released...
Heres a picture
Quick, Update your steam.
JIZZ JIZZ

Go Iron Maiden Go!!!

When Iron Maiden release their next live dvd on the 12th of feb, they are doing a 3 disc package, Two of the discs have the Live concert recorded in December '03, But where other Live concert DVD's have 2-3 Different sound formats on each disc, maiden have decided, that instead of loosing Video quality, the will have 2 different versions of the dvd. When you buy the DVD it will come with 2 versions of the concert, a 2.0 Stero Version, and a 5.1 Dolby eddition.
Its good to know bands still care about providing the best visual and audio quality for their fans who cant get to the concerts or for fans wanting to relive the concerts.
I just thought that was fucking awesome, that they care so much to release a 3 dvd set, where ultimatly 2 dvds are identical, cept for the sound formats. Also they did a deal with EMi, so as to make it the same price as all of their other dvd's...
And who said 80's metal was dead..!!

A new image...

Well i made a new image.
About time u might say.
I would tend to agree.
Check it out on the image blog.
Completely original work.

Fuck the human body is a disgusting thing.

Well as some of you might no sometimes my ears go, you know what, lets clog one perhaps both of your ears with grotty ear wax.
Now usualy i can tell its gunna happen soon because my hearing gets worse and worse..
Cue nurse ros.
She usualy tries to clean my ears with cotton buds and usualy makes me deaf in one ear without fail.
Anyway i end up going to the doctor and get him to flush my ears with a GIANT syringe full of warm water!

Looks like some kind of bizzaro dildo huh!
Anyway i look in the try of warm water and fucking gross jizz that came out of my ear.
FUCK ITS GROSS!

SEEE GROSS!!!

Got a billion mp3's.... But listened to them all?
Try pandora
This is a html based web radio that lets u pick the songs, then finds similar.
U can add song titles, or artists and it will find similar types of music.
Pretty clever.
I did king missile, and it played that, then some moutain goats.
It blew my mind.
Poops to Nick.

Is it to hot where you are at the moment?

Its been proven that if you are in a cold place and think of really hot things your mind will trick your body into beliveing that you are warmer than you really are.
NOW i dont know what problems that might pose for circulation and frostbite and other suck circuituraly ailments, BUT, if its hot where you are, have a look at some of these awesome pictures of the french alps, now i went a bit camera crazy with these shots, CAUSE I LOVE THE SNOW SO MUCH!






Im such a cold soilder!!!


This is me about to plow ass first into the snow...


Well there you go, hope that helped cool you down.
If it didnt, then maybe you can dunk your head in the toilet.

One of the many wedding photos.

Many many photos, to post them all would be to crash the interweb.

Why Wikipedia can sometimes be flawed..

One for Gerald

Cant belive i forgot to post this one!

This is the Champs d Elise. Aparently a whole bunch of frenchies, thats french men, not overweight computer nerds, walked through the Arc de'triumph at the end of it.
(Basicly its a big street in Paris.)

TITIES ANYONE?
This was 2 solid hours of champagne and tits, and g-strings.
At sone stage there was a g-string wearing, thats all she was wearing, also it was glittery..., She was in a big tank full of water, Cold water by the looks of it..., and she was swiming around in the tank, and there was like 3 fucking huge snakes trying their darndest to either cop a feel or get the fuck outa the tank....
It was bizzaro.

View from the top of the efiel tower.
Everything in europe is GRAND, HUGE, AND OLD!!!
I have no idea what this building is.
Nor do i care.
I think it wants to give me a hug tho.

This is another view from the top, was a awesomely clear day.
No story with this, well except it was fucking cold, also there were ninjas.
I also mentioned the word "bomb" in the cable car and nearly got shot.
True story!

Friends, Romans, Sacrifice your christians here, dont worry, theres plenty more of them, sacrifice 2 if you want!

This is the Trevi Fountain.
No story for this, it would demean the awe inspiring beauty of this facade.
Truely amazing.
Well thats enough for now, i hav lots more so i wont blow my load all at once, ill step it out...

Some more images?

This is an exploded Amunitions Bunker at Pont DuHoc

Some building in paris.....

I think this one is obvious...

Suck my boooooobie!!!

Paris sunset.

The river siene. (or how ever u spell it...)
Well maybe some of Italy a bit later.

Heres a few pics from while we were away.

Just a few photos for all you monkeys.
Click to enlarge.

Monaco Bay

Oceanarium at Monaco

View from the front of the hotel, Notice the iceicles!!!

one of the ski fields at Chamonix. Thats the moutain of Mont Blanc!!

I think most of you know where this is...

This is a kick ass ghotic chathedral at Bayeux, Normandy.

Well thats all for now.
Enjoy.

DAHAHAHA

Well i went to send the chirpster a instant message from tirllian using the msn messenger network, where i spy the history of the last conversation.
This sentence confused me so greatly i had to go and read it all to find out what it meant.

"Glen : only problem is when its naked and shiny and not covered in shit, its pokey"

My lord!