Nye's Quote of the week

"man for a trillion dollars id suck the hari karishnas cock "

Go nye!

Check this out.

i was looking at fry's blog and click "next blog" on the top bar thingo
check out this site.
can anyone say the paranoid guy from dead man on campus... Buckby i think his name was..

Divide and conquer... aparently..

Spaceballs Sequel

Mel Brooks is writing a sequel to space balls
Space balls article
its not very long, or very informative
but hey its mel brooks!

Web Hit Counter...

I did a google to find a web hit counter right.
Found one, which came with so much propaganda it wasnt funny, i mean the counter its self was a god dam link to the website it came from (See meakin's counter for what i mean)
And they had big things on the page saying, if this code is changed the counter WILL NOT WORK, which i decided was bull shit, so i removed all the proganda and it still works
dumb fucks.

Why Lauire and i HATE donna

What do u guys think a receptionist should do as her job description.
1. Answer the phone.
2. Send emails and recieve emails.
3. Do the filing.
4. Try not to be so dam anoying.
5. Answer the phone.
6. Not tell glen to answer the phone cause she is in chris's office opening some folder on his desk, and there is a phone NEXT to that folder.

I swear our receptionist is the worst receptionist i have ever worked with.

Yesterday she was showing 64mb how to file.... dont know why she was cause she doenst know how to file, and hasnt for about 6 months, and 64mb has already done all the filing in like 2 hours.... shows how bad a receptionist she is.
Anyway shes showing him how to file, and the phone rings.. she goes
ahhh glen can u get that...
and im like uhh if i must...
i did this about 10 times
then when the phone rang again
ahh glen can u get that
fuck no u get it!!
oh.. ok then..
stupid fat lazy bitch.
So yeah basicly i told her to get fucked and answer the phone.
And thena again this morning she was in chri;s office fucking with some folder the phone rings and shes like glen its your turn
and im like fuck no bitch not my job u get the dam phone...
god she makes me angry!!!

Not much to post.

But i thought i should take it upon my self to post more than just shit i make and then crap i do on the weekend. Now u get to hear ramblings as i do nothing , but always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom.
Now the good ship chirpy has made his own blog as well, and he has one of the funnist photos i have ever seen , ever on the front page,
So check it out.
I will be updateing my links section up the top with his, and i'll add figgies on there as he seems to have started making a few more posts.
Well this week at work we have 128 megabyte's son up here from sydney.
For those of u who are new, or dont understand 128mb, he is our resident egyption, who gets excited pretty easy, and was trying to explain his new removable usb storage pen drive to lauire's dad (the boss) and nearly tripped over backwards while saying, one hundred and twenty eight *now is where he falls over backwards*
It was aweomely funny.
Anyway we have decided to call his son, 64mb as he is a smaller yonger version of 128mb.
Well i have to get back to work now, yes i know glen working, has the world gone topsy turvey???
Yes, yes it has

Sorry Lani

In my weekend round up i made a comment of, Lani greasy is spelt without a "C", i was under the ausumption that you had written the post it note on my screen, as it looked very much like your writing, lauire has informed that it was mel who wrote the post it note.
Apologies Lani.

Lauries Qoute of Last week.

We have about 30 gigs of mp3's and we are listening to a streamed radio station.

It was Piss funny, but hey if its not funny, change it to something u find funny then laugh.

Why Metallica RULE SO MUCH!!!!

Well after i lent meakin my Metallica S&M DVD on new years eve 2 YEARS AGO! i have finaly got it back.
I got it back on friday night, but resisted the urge to play it until i could play it really loud, as i live in a set of units i cant really crank the fuck out my speakers of doom and sub of doom without enraging some bugger, and as the people acros the hall have a baby, and for the moment it was testing its demon lung's out, i decided to wait till sat morning,
BUT that didnt stop me watching Resident Evil in DTS.
Now i know meakin will understand and apreciate DTS, but for those of you who dont have a DTS decoder or player, i pity you.
For the un educated, DTS SHITS all over Dolby Digital 5.1 and Pro logic 2. Ok so Zombies and machine guns, together with DTS make u shit your pants quite a lot....
Evidently ros wasn't interested so she fell asleep...
BUT i enjoyed it and thats all that mattered, now the reason i watched Resident evil was because i got a copy of Resident Evil : Apocalypse.
Which we were to watch after, or on saturday night..
Alas it didnt happen, watching it after was off the cards, as ros fell asleep on the first movie, so i didnt think she'd want to watch the second, PLUS i wasn't dragin my computer out so i could plug it into the amp, as this an exersise in gayness.
Saturday
Saturday morning ros had to work an early.... AHHHHH dam shift work, its cool tho i had the whole morning to wander about in my underpants watching movies and cleaning the house..

Got up at 9, put on apocalypse now REDUX version.
Glens review.
3 hours and 7 mins of my wasted life
This movie needed more shooting of gooks, and less boring bits.
The redux version comes with 47 mins of extra footage, and i think about 48 mins of it is UN-NEEDED footage.
Fuck i was bored, i was so bored i didnt even enjoy the cow getting hacked to pieces..
And whats with martin sheen doing his crazy kung fu moves and punching a mirror, dumb cunt.
So yeah i hated that movie.
Luckily for me i had my Metallica DVD to test for love stains...
And love stains it had, after i had listened to it
VERY LOUD.
so yeah thanks meakin for orginizing the dvd extraction.
It rules
I love it even more so.
It sure got a fucking hard and loud work out as i washed the dishes and cleaned the house, yes it took me the whole 2 1/2 hour concert to clean my tiny kitchen and vacum the floor, fuck it was messy....
and stinky...
Then i watched the bourne identity, in DTS which was fucking awesome...
As everyone knows, hearing some dudes neak snap as he gets a police baton to his neck is something special, something to cherish.
Saturday night we got tricked into going to ros's parents place for tea, which was delicious as always, But no Resident Evil : Apocalypse
Sunday
Sunday ros had another early....
AHHHH
cept she slept thru her alarm 4 times so i had to iron her shirt and make her breakfast as she fucked around getting ready, this is at 6:20 am on a sunday, i know i know for most of u that time of day doesnt exist, me either...
Anyway, watched Harold and Kumar go to white castle.
Which is piss funny, BUT remember it is made by the guy who made dude wheres my car, so dont go in with high exspectations and u wil enjoy it.
At one point they ride a cheeta, which is stoned.
So yeah no high hopes = good movie
Then i went out to dads place to shovel horse shit into mulcher, so i could take it over to ros's mum as she was planting roses, or something..
Anyway horse shit for the mother in law is a good present...
eheheheheh
nah ros's mum is cool.
Ros came home GRUMPY TO THE MAX, so any plans for seeing people were called off.
Then matt and jill rang and told us they were engadged, so that washed away the tide of anger that was ros.
SO congrats to Matt and Jill.
Mexican is of course the food of celerbration's and corona's are the drink of mexican celerbration.
So to montyzumers, or how ever u spell it.
Much mexican was shoveled down our gullets so once we were all stocked up on corona's narchos, buritos, tacos, and beans we went back to matt and jills place to torment their cat and fart.
ALOT.
then we went home
and now im here...
hello!
On a side note:
I do hate my wireless card, as i canot find the right custom drivers for it, in order to capture and crack the WEP encryption on a secure wireless acess point around my house.
FUCK U DRACOWap
your going down buddy!
anyway i hate everyone cause i didn't have any breakfast as there is no bread at home...
WHY LORD WHY.
so yeah toot toot goes the glen train.
Also this is especialy for lani.
Greasy doesn't hace a "c" in it, but its the thought that counts!!!!

Metallica Good, Napster BAD

I know most of you guys have seen this from the Some kind of Monster movie, but this is the whole thing, its pretty funny!
Metallica Vs Napster!
I love it!

Heres another version / Parody
Metalicock Vs Metallica, Napster, You

Muahahah!

A pointless Game

No point, no way to win, easy to work out how to win / not get squashed....

But theres blood....
Dog Game
Enjoy!

Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety-Zag

Hey guys thought i should give a bit of a weekend round up, even tho its Tuesday. That doesnt matter.
I have been busy at work, and im having a break for a few seconds before i get back into coding my stupid dam shoping centre!!!!

Friday night one of rozzies workmates was having a going away booze up at the Story Bridge Hotel, or SBH as they like to call them selves.
Well we get there and there was this UBER sleazy scotish bloke who, for the record, did not have red hair, was not wearing a kilt, didnt have a claymore, or said aye laddie once... (all of these must be met before i will call him a scotsman.) and was on a grope fest and everyone was doing the chair shuffle and then everyone ended up sitting next to me till i told this fucking cuntox (thank u meakin) that he was a fucking dickhead and to settle down, to which he decided he should go the other end of the table and sit with his other wardy mate.
What a fucking shit job that would be, wardsmen, not a nurse or doctor, pushing old ladies around , what a fucking dip shit, and way he got a dose of angry sober glen and decided to curb his style.
Anyway ros was wasted after like 30 mins cause she didnt have anything to eat and is a cadbury, but yeah she stedaley drank $100 in about 3 hours, now if u know how much ros drinks (not much) that equates to ONE FUCKING SLAUGHTERED ros, so that was comical, she even head butted a pint of beer, dont worry fellas it was tooeys old so no loss there...
My good mate tim rocked up at like 7:30 / 8 and i had a beer with him then was back on the coke (thats right i was doing lines on the table....) and he proceeded to get drunk quickly as he had also had nothing to eat all day
(what is it with these people and not eating.....)
then he was trying his luck with the ladies,
now there was one nurse there who was flirting pretty heavily, and her shirt wasnt much of a shirt so she had half her tits out, to much of tims enjoyment, anyway she had a boyfirend and as tim got drunker and as she got sober'er tim was trying harder and she was moving further away, i would like to note at this point she was flirting but then stoped,
wtf is with that.. dont start what u cant finish love....

Anyway tim fell over trying to get into the bench seat we were sitting on...
The bench was a dead set rubics cube, it was imposible to get into unless u were on the end... i nearly fell over and i was sober, although this was after about 7kg's of coke so i was lucky to be walking, let alone sitting.
On the way home we Piled 2 wasted people (Ros & Tim)into the car and one half drunk person(Cath) took them home, then took ros home and put her to bed.
What shited me the most in the morning was the factor that for how wasted ros was, she wasnt the right amount of hang over, she was the
"oh had a few to many but not blind" hang over,
Where as she should of been
"sone one shoot the sun as any object that makes light must be destroyed...." - you know what im talking about
Dont know how she did it...
Saturday
Didnt do much went food shoping, wooo hooo!!
i have no idea what we did on saturday night...
that is either all the coke from the weekend or cause the fog of war set in....
Sunday
.......
Dad came over...
Watched the terminal...
blank.....
Must of been good.....

Monday night went out to dinner with lauire and lani, to fuse, and it was delicious, and it was good to catch up with lani as we hadn't seen her for eons.
Time to poof read, Oh darling!!!

Ok poof reading done
and i realized what happened on sat / sun nights
Ros was working graveyard shift, so i didnt do squat and she went to work from 11pm to come home at 8am, fucking shit job if u ask me....

Flash Flash Flash

Hey guys, just finished the exersize thats been set out for the 3 hour tute, its 20 mins in, and ive done extra on what we had to do.
Anyway thought i might share the flashy flash file with your guys.
Now meakin this isnt very exciting, but i thought u might like to click, then click again.... Also there is no point to this game, but hey it spins...
Box Spin
Enjoy

Settle down nye....

This post goes out to Mr nye the angry guy.
Whoa buddy u need to settle down ok.
ok i missed the concert, yes it was good, but if i had of said, ahh lauire i can come because i was going out to tea with ros, the response would of been the same, "ahhhh glen your so pussy whipped".
So because i like going out with Ros, and admitadley, i didnt want to see my parents on sunday night and would of much rathered to see muse, but i didnt.
I didnt.
You did.
I didnt.
I am failing to see how this is effecting you.

So yeah let me deal with not seeing the most awesomeest concert, and you can deal with working out if lani lives with a kylie, or a kate, or both....

ULTIMATE RICE!!!!

Hey guys, saw this on the weekend, just thought i should share it with you.
Fuck they looked dumb.
Spinny hub caps
This car looked so retarded!.
This opened in Quicktime for me, but its a mpeg, so it should open in anything.

How much i hate my life

As i knew it would happen it did.
Loddy had a spare ticket for MUSE which he was going to GIVE to me, for free.
I had nothing on sunday night, seemed like it would be fine.
Friday night, none other that the parentals call.
I seemed quite fine talking to them , chatting to dad about DVD's and amps and speakers and DTS and all the fun stuff we crap on about, then hes like so you and ros coming over on sunday night?
im like ahh no sorry, i actualy have something on....
........
I havent seen all the mafia movies but im sure in one of them some guy pisses off the don and there is silence till the cappings begin [Insert that now]

.......
So yeah silence and anger...Anyway short story shorter, didnt get to go to Muse, went to the olds, didnt get killed.

Friday night.
Went to enchilda's at assssbelly, it was delicious, we had a Nutty Mexican Coctail, which was very tasty, and it fucking got ros absalutely wasted, im talking fairly drunk, but she hadn't eaten all day so yeah that might of had something to do with it.
Either way we ate so fucking much that im sure i was about to burst, so when we got home i fired tube 2, if u know what i mean.
Saturday
Sat morning we went shoping for some bloddy reason... Fucks me if i can remember what we went shopping for, eitherway we didnt find what we were after.
ehehe, We saw the srah from the srah and james combo, and she nearly fell over, which was funny, but yeah she was like UBER late for some movie so she ran off again.
Sat arvo we went and had a look at Oxleys on the river all set up in wedding style and that looks pretty smick, and the price is not to shabby.
Just a side note, weddings are fucking exspensive!
Right.
Sat night we went to lauren Elston's 21st at the golden ox.
My lord.
Most of you wont remember her from school. thats cause she doesnt talk.
I think the highlight of the night was the table, which consisted of lauren's 2 younger sisters, like 16 and 17 i think, 3 old people, 2 being grandparents, one some other crazy lady with NINJA hearing.... and pandy.
This table was the LOUDEST table.
ALL WERE DRUNK, except pandy.
there was even table slapping, it was pretty funny, yet sad that that was the life of the party.
At our table ros and i were the only ones who drunk anything other than softdrink. And ros drunk ALOT of chapagne
ALOT
ALOT
ALOT!!!!!
Anyway after ros tiped a glass of champa's over, we decided to go home.
She was so fucking wasted.
Sunday
I left ros in bed for a while on sunday morning as im sure she was feeling under the weather, woke her with bacon, and fed her seom grease, as that is my speciality!
Sunday went down to the godl coast then went to parentals for dinner.
DIDNT GO TO MUSE.

Ros's Qoute for the weekend.
Ros: If we had chicken and beef as alternate meals at the weddding that would solve the vegaterians.
Glen: Why
Ros : cause vegaterians eat chicken....
Glen: No vegaterians eat vegtables.....
Ros; Oh... Well screw them then.


Bless her.....

O'Rance syndrome.

Now, some of you might know paul, aka figjam.
For those of who dont, check nye's page for some pic's and movies of the delightful fella.

Figgie had a big night on the weekend, got to drunk, and for a full run down of things that did or did not happen check his blog.(linked from nyes page, and soon from mine but i am lazy today)

Ahhh figjam, when will you learn.
Most of us have had that moment when you wake up and go, hmm why did i get that drunk, and i will never be that drunk again, now usualy in most cases, this is disregarded the next time alchihol is consumed.
I on the otherhand have a permanent stoping limit that i have installed my self.
I call it the O'rance syndrome.
Most of you will understand how the O'rance syndrome (ORS) will effect the ammount of beer / vodka that has been injested, There is a limit , once that limit has been reached, either you get a second wind, aka vommit, or you stop, drink coke and sober up a bit to watch the rest of the night unfold, or switch to light beer.
Figjam doesnt seem to have ORS, but maybe it would be in the best interest of his health if he got a bit of ORS, actualy i dont think it would be good for his health in the short term, Long term liver life would be helped by ORS, but not much else.

My experiance was quite scary, but never the less gave me the ORS to allow myself to not get so totaly wasted that ppl take movies of my underpants, or of naughty little russains drawing on my have.
Acknowledged!
for those of you who do not have ORS i belive this line from Metallica's "one" describes it well
"Darkness imprisoning me, i cannot live i cannot die, all that i see absalute horror"
That sums it up quite well i belive.
Id like to hear if other people have any ORS stories, as they are quite commical now, but at school they were quite terrible and needed a R18 rating.
as i once said "That will replace the whale in my nightmares"
So comment about your ORS stories.
and if enough people ask about ORS, i might explain it to them, but i think enough people understand.
Time to poke my eyes out with burning hot spikes.....

Clasic Saturday Night Live!

Well i have been listeing to some classic SNL today, and if u can get your hands on it, get a copy of the Celeberity Jeapody with John Travolta, Burt Reynolds, and micheal keatin.
well i just spent 5 minuets typing out the dialog, and realized its not that funny when u read it, eitherway it is fucking hillarious
get it NOW!

Meakin Didnt like my lego

well just to show you how crap the rest of it was, here is another section of the film i had to make.
WORK IT BABY!
Thats just to show you how crap it was.
So stay tuned, for i am planning to do the Car/Motorbike chase out of the 2nd matrix with lego. also, was there ever a lego motor bike, i know you could make cars, but the closest thing i can remember was a horse......
That would be pretty funny....
Hmmmmm

Matrix Lego

Had an assingment due last week and had to animate some of the pictures i needed, thought i might share one with you guys.
Lego Matrix

Also for those of you who havent seen this, im sure tis few and far between, either way check it out!!!
Badger Badger badger

Enjoy!

The giant toilet flushing.

For some unknown reason some giant has taken to flushing his giant and mighty toilet out the back at work.
I think it might actualy be corregated iron getting moved but from where i sit, to where he shits, the noise is anoying to the MAX, like geralds sleazy italians after they have just seen rocky trying to get up his skirt....
Anyway i seem to have made the giant stop flushing now, that must of been one hell of a floater, but as poo only floats when you have eaten a lot of fatty foods, giants must eat a lot of fat, but i do belive giants eat mostly humans, fat ones it seems....
Anyway my weekend was pretty cool, tested out the sexy sexy speakers of doom, on some cool movies, also some shit ones.....
The cool one (for souround sound anyway) urban legend, as i had never seen this movie and it has lots of axe's to the heads and stuff like that it was pretty coool, specialy cause i had a rear speaker right next to my head...
Simone the one with al pacino in it, it was pretty cool, mainly for the idea of an actor being replaced by a computer character, thats kinda up my alley, ros fell asleep in it, so that might say some thing about it.
Ice age, already seen beofre, but not with big stompy bassy bassy subwoofer goodness.
Dhamer the canibal CRAP CRAP CRAP.
suposed to be about the american serial killer, was loosely based around his child hood, and about him going to gay bars drugging guys and fucking them in the bum, it would seem.
Also he worked in a chocalate factory, wonder if he worked in the fudge packing section?
Anyway that was firday ngiht, also pizza was stuffed in there for good measure.
saturday we decided to go down the coast for a shop / drive, and got hailed on on the highway, so we took the first exit and went to garden city instead.
That place is a nightmare of nooks and crannys, filled to the brim with granny's.
Sat night ate another pizza, cept this one had evry kind of animal on it, plus a whole lot of spicey misspelled jeallipions. as i said they were misspelled, by me.
Sunday went to the old mans for lunch, which we went to the samford pub, and he and i got half a brontasarus each, u know on the flinstones when that dumb scrag brings out a side of dinosaur for the guy in the car to eat and puts it on the side of the car, and the car falls over, well that was basicly what we were served up.
It was awesome!!!
Then we went to rozzies parents place for more food, of which i couldnt eat, and brad and i spent the rest of the night trying to destroy each others cars in V8 supercars.
Twas a good weekend by all accounts, not as good as last weekend,
but i didnt post a 50 hour long post like last weekend, as you fuckers couldnt be bothered to read my novels.

How Glen Made Lauire Angry

eheheh, i made lauire a little angry the other day.
I had a whole bunch of text in one contiunous text section in cad, then had that section of text line up with another, anyway its quicker than spacing out all little sections, but it was kinda i knew how it went and no one else did... lauire had to work on that job the other day, this is a copy of the icq message i got on friday morning.

fuck glen are you sure u have a diploma in cad
i reckon youve got a diploma in shit
with the way you've done these fucking tables on springfield
who the fuck makes a table made up of mtext with spaces between the lines
fuck
make a table
then put individual mtexts in to make my life fucken easier
1 mtext per cell
not only does it allow you to edit it in the future without having to move the table around 100 times but it looks better too
i dont give a fuck how long it takes
i want 1 mtext per cell
this has taken me the past 15 mins to position the goddamn text in the righ tplace

God bless him!