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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Glens day yesterday.

Well it started good, then went bad, then went good again.

Firstly woke up at 10:10am, which is quite late, i mean figgie is usualy drunk by then..
Then i trundeled down to the bus stop, and aparently walked up the wrong section..
because (this is where it starts to go bad) a qld tansport man came up and told me that for my own safety i wasnt aloowed to walk up that section of PUBLIC ROAD, when i greeted him with disdain, he informed me that it is also a $150 fine for walking on this PUBLIC ROAD, to which i changed my tune to a , oh my mistake i was not aware of this "rule" and i would endevour to not do it again (when there is a bunch of qld transport fuckwits standing about)

Anyway then i got on the bus, started to listen to faith no more on the nano, and read my book (i get off the bus at the last stop, eg the bus station under the mall...)

WELL to my surprise when i close my book and pay attention when the bus hits addelaide street and goes to the intersection where it would turn into the bus station, it tursn oppisite direction and goes over to southbank
its then that i remember the bus now stops at sth bank..

SO, after i walk BACK to the city (not far i know, but im a lazy uni student) and im on my way to Gp, i get acosted by a "homeless man" selling the big issue.
NOW u might wonder, why he was a "homeless man" and not a homeless man.
WELL this "homeless man" was wearing a fucking SUIT!!!!

dont get me wrong he was still the anoying, in your face, my poverty is your fault, kinda homeless man, but he was wearing a fucking suit!
and when i politley informed him that i wished not to partake in his copy of the big issue, (i was drinking a coke zero at the time) he proceeded to inform me that big big issue coes great with the coke zero as there was no sugar in both, or some such prat, i had already walked 2030 meters by the time he was still ranting at me.

Seriosuly the only time people buy the big issue is because they feel sorry for the dirty stinking homeless dude wearing 7 pairs of pants and patting his imaginary dog...
Well i dont know why this fucktard going me pissed off, but he did.
Cocksmoker.
Anyway got to uni got a assingment back, got 6/7 for it, was very excited, then i went home.
That was my day.
That guy shat me off
Note to self, get off the bus before it goes over the fucking ann st bridge.
Thank you that is all.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Glens Oblivion Assingment..

Just thought i might share with you some of the level i designed for oblivion for one of my assingments.
Its suposed to be a un populated maze, so dont tell me theres no monsters in it, cause theres not suposed to be...


Going to see Ross Noble TONIGHT!!!!

Well go me.
I rule
Bought my tickets eons ago, first tickets bought..
Subsequently my seats are as follows..

Thats right..
Front Row, Dead Centre..
Why Am I Capatilizing Every Word?
Im Excited
Call Me Big Kev..
Actualy Dont,
Big Kev Is Dead, Isnt He?
Is He Still Excited?

Thursday, May 18, 2006

The art of zing reversal

Glen : time to put the ezy curl bar up to 35kilos
Glen : 30 kilos is to easy
james: dont you mean the gay bar
james: thats right
james: i went there
Glen : hah
Glen : to the gay bar?
Glen : how was it
Glen : haha
Glen : zing reversal!
james: hrrrm, i believe i have been burnt
Glen : dahaha

Public Anouncement.

Can i just say something everyone is thinking???

NO MORE WISTLING BOB SINCLAIR!!!!



Thank you
That is all.

Excuse me while i kiss this pie.

Waiter theres a hunk of cork in my wine
Good
lets drink it!
HUZZAH

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

MORE WINE!!!

FUnnist flash EVER!!

If u get bored, wait, its worth it...
But I AM a little tipsy.

Transformers Movie....

Childhood revisitng,

HERE I COME!!!!



Transformers Test CGI
I hope this isnt full of anime children like the latest iteration of the cartoon.
Heads will roll if it is...

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

I wouldnt want them seeling MY house..

I think this is either a typo, or they are selling prision cells.

SO....
9 Units for sale?
Or 3mx3m Unit for sale?
I THINK its suposed to say 3 x 3Br Units
But hey, im no real estate agent!

PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE!!!

PLEASE!!!!
Take note.
Tiff files can have more than one page.
It something that you need to know.

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Glen,
Keeping people informed about pointless shit.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

2 things.

Firstly.
When your average person gets stoned and has philosofical eppifanies, and solves lifes mysteries...
NOW, when hippies get stoned, people that already have this eppifanies, do they have mathamatical or logical eppifanies?

Secondly..
Dont you love old music?
I think it fucking rocks...
Im listening to a best of album at the moment from Uriah heep, Now the album covers the best of between 1970 and 1976, now theres a good 20 trakcs on this cd, so they put out alot of quality material,
but i was listening to the words and their meaning this morning on the way to work.
fucking amazing...
I guess i dont have a point, only for you to rexamine the music that you listen to, and listen just that little bit more harder (more extreme if u wish) and see if the music that YOU are listening to has meaning, or is it just words that rhyme with the previous words..
But that MIGHT be the Meaning...
Oh dear im sounding like one of my lecturers....
Send the spiders!!!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Oh also a note about last friday night.

Otherwise known as the drunkening
There was 4 or so phtogprahers going round the whole night taking photos of important people and looking important..
I went up to one to ask him about his cam, thinking it was a 10D or a 20D with the external batt pack, but the cocksmoker had a full blown EOS1D...
A 1d!!!!
FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
And a lense on it that would of taken photos of individual hair folicles from the moon...
It was camera heaven....
God it was sexy..
For the non camera sluts, its a 16.7 megapixel camera, has a high-speed 1/8000 sec shutter speed and 1/250 flash synchronisation, and a fuck load of other sexual sexual specs.
Plus it looks cool as well..
Anyway thats all.
just needed to share this nugget of infomation with you all.
Oh and if by change some rich bastad sees this and wishes to shout glen a $13,000 camera, thanks buddy!

Looks like i might have a few more years in me yet...

Good news everybody.
Turns out i wont die of a massive heart attack (due to my insanley high cholesterole) anytime soon.
By all means i could keel over due to some other unforseen event, BUT it SHOULDNT be from the cholesterole.

For the un-informed my cholesterole (now to be known as steve as cholesterole takes to long to type....) was up around 10.0 which is very very bad.
Basicly anyone with a steve above 6.2 is in a high risk catagory for heart attacks, so yeah my steve was 10.0 ..... so yeah i was quite up there..
Anyway my high steve is mainly due to genes, as everyone on my fathers side has a pretty freaking high level of steve.
But the good news, after a month and a half of steve reducing tablets my steve has dropped to a lowly 6.2 (this is on a 10mg [LOWEST] tablet)
So i was thinking i would need to go anywhere up to 40mg maybe even 60mg of steve reducing tabs, but low and behold, healthy eating, exersize, and steve reducing tablets have done the trick and reduced my steve to 6.2
NOW that is still the high risk section... But compared to 10.0 its fucking magic.

Also im down to 84 kilos now.
GO ME!
Glen (& Steve) Out!!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Was i a fool?

With a rousonding yes i must confess to you i was fooled, the fool, the foolish fool.

The costume that i was lead to belive to be medieval, was in fact some sort of medieval magigra costume.
There was black pants, a long sleeved shiny gold material shirt, plus a long shiny gold material cape.
I looked like the Gay Adventure
ESPECIALY WITH MY WOODEN SWORD.
Sorry
My wodden Cutlass
Thats right it was a fucking wodden Pirate sword...
BUT
The food and drink was put on by Bretts Wharf, and as per my instructions of come along wear the costume and have a few drinks, i proceeded to get shitfaced.
Now i spent 2 hours in the costume, then another 2 hours drinking and playing UT 2004 in the labs downstairs.....
Obviously with breaks to go get more booooooze.
Zac and sam came along (friends from uni) so yeah we spent a good 4-5 hours drinking laughing at me, and playing UT.
I also managed to leave a decent lasting impression on the Lead Producer of Creative Assembelies. (thats good)
Anyway
I looked like a twat
Drunk alot of white wine
Enjoyed some nice free food provided by Bretts Wharf, and well go shitfaced.
Thanks to ros for coming to pick me up
and to Zac and sam for getting trashed with me.
Also thanks to bretts wharf for the DELICIOUS food.
Free.
Glen away!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Oh the fool i am, or am i?

Well its a bit of a blur, and to be honest i cant actualy remember how i volenteered my self to do it, but eitherway, come 5:30 ill be dressed in some form of Medieval costume, with some form of medieval weapon (secretly im hoping for some form of axe and or sword, but we shall see).
Eitherway
Free Booze, free food, Medieval costume + weapon, and i get to wail on some other sucker..
Also the head honchos of Creative Asseblies is gunna be there, so i can hit him up for a job (company that produced Shogun: Total War, Medieval: Total War, Rome: Total War, And the up and coming Medieval: Total War 2)...
Also they do a few rugby games...
Anywho
i might even get to take a swing at lord mayor cannnn dooooo camel....
One hump or 2?
Glen AWAY!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Also,

I thought i should blog a bit more as i have been very slack.

Went to a wedding on the weekend.
At kingaroy.
WHo every roy was, he was a king of shit.
Perhaps it was the inspiration for Hurt by NIN, we dont know.
Passed through BlackButt, Got a nice photo or their art gallery, yes they have one, Titled "'Butt Art"
Go them.
Also at the wedding, which was full of jesus, and i mean JESUS!!!!
I drank close to 3 bottles of wine in 2 or so hours.
And no hang over the next day, which meant we dorve home at 8:30am, so we could get the hell out of Roy's Kingdom.
In conclusion, i didnt have a very good time, but i got VERY drunk.
Thanks

Well...

My latest assignment is all handed in, thank the lord.
All up it was 30 pages and around 5400 words..
Zombie Jesus!!!!
The premis for the piece was the kind lecturers wished for us (the students) to make a original design, then back up design with previous work...
Can anyone spot the conundrum there???
Original work, backed up from someone elses previous work...
WTF!!!!
Uni is dumb.