Come trip the light fantastic...

Just finished re-reading a all time fav book of mine..
Some of you might think its tailored for more of a younger audience than me.. but those of u can go blow a goat.
The color of magic by terry pratchett is the biggest pipe dream ever written.
For starters, it has 2 endings..
well
not like a choose your own adventure ending.. about 3 pages from the final page in the book, halfway down the page.. simply has "THE END"
then it continues to tell the story for like 3 more pages then again say "THE END"
its truely bizzare..
but piss funny...
If any of you have ever read any DiscWorld novels you will know what i mean.
For instance the whole "World" that this series is bassed on, is a giant Disc (well dughhhh) that rests on the backs of 4 giant elephants, which in turn stand on the back of a turtle shell as it walks through space..
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE TAKING WHEN HE CAME UP WITH THIS????
Its awesome,
An awesome read
Awesomely funny
And has a awesome cover...

Please read it at least once in your life, and if your high, even better, it might actualy make sense then..

Also if youve looked at the cover.. Yes that is a chest with hundreds of little legs underneath it, and yes it is about to eat that man...
Dont ask why.

What a handy feature Vista has..

Vista beta currently has a program which lets u know what programs are chugging your system...
If only it wasnt the programs needed to run Vista...

Funnist Tenacious D Quote... EVOR

“I remember one time I didn’t think Kyle liked me,” Jack Black says. “And he said, ‘Dude, if you were a chick, I would fuck you.’ And it made me feel better.”

HAHHA Brilliant!
The whole interview is here...

Cant fool me laurie...

I know u are at home playing with your new speakers.. and i have one thing to say, was the music i could hear last night at my house coming from your house from you uber new speakers??
I hope it was.
Jolly good show ole chap!

Think your current system is ready for vista and Blu-ray..

Your wrong.
VERY WRONG!
LCD Round UP
&
The Great HDCP Fiasco
Read the lcd one for some sexy lcd monitors as well as some interesting info on vista an blu ray, then if your still interested read "The Great HDCP Fiasco"

Of course if u dont know what HDCP is, or care, heres a rabbit with a pancake on its head


Glen out.

I love this image..

Where have all the good blogs gone.

Not only that but where is my mind?
Todays like most mondays is full of un-inhabited mental anguish served with a side of hate.
Answer me this riddle.
Whats a project managers job?
would it be to manage a project?
I would say that would be true.
and say if theres a meeting, would it not be the managers priority to make sure that all other drawings are there, so say oh i dont know, hydraulic company a isnt coming to the meeting, should the project manager get companys a drawings there for the meeting, NOT FUCKING ASK ME TO DO IT
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
NOT THE FUCKING PROJECT MANAGER
i mean fuck
what the fuck
for fucks sake that guys a complete and total fuckjob
i mean he fucking sends 40 billion emails and be fucked if im printing out the hydraluic drawings.. i mean fuck, use your own fucking ink.
he sent of 48 drawings and expected me to print ALL of them...
our printer (currently turned off as it seems quite fucked...) prints a drawing ever 15 mins, 48 drawings, man theres not enough time in the day, week, startasphere for those drawings to be printed.
Fuck im pissed off.

Also Gauntlet: Seven sorrows is a fucking awesome game.
Eveyone go buy a xbox, hack it, download the gautlet game and start playing
I COMMAND IT.
Also fuck people blog for fucks sake, i mean get your message out there to the people. i mean we are living in the state of free speech and mobile comunications, someone comunicate with someone for fucks sake otherwise the shit is pointless.
I saw a sharmy of that im sure!

HAHAHAH

Gota love this...
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land

HAHAHA i love the Onion.

Fire shoot out my lips.

10/10 hotness = FUCK MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE

Well...
what did i expect..
searing hot pain in my lip region, while my whole lower jaw feels numb from heat, and my throught is like the beach in the middle of summer(hot).
Didnt taste like jalepions (sorry for the spelling) but fuck did they burn.
Coupled with "X-Extremely hot" Sallami it made a sandwhich capable of burning hotter than magnesium.
I pity my anus in about 20mins.

To all who took part.

Well last night saw the de-flowering of the relationship between the xbox and the projector.
Twas a beautiful yet to begin with dis-jointed affair of thrusting male conector's into female slots, and mis-aimed fumbles at the keystone feature.
Eitherway after a sweaty half hour of grunting and sweating and bending over, i managed to move all the relevant furniture, find a sufficent stand and connect the juicey little fucker to the amp.
Needless to say Soul Calibur 2 on a 4m x 3m screen makes victory all the more sweeter, defeat all the more bitter, and cheap moves all the more obvious!!! (you know what im talking about Mr. Ivy!!!!)
Anyway,
Games that partook in the orgy of sights and sounds were, SC2, Mortal Kombat: Deception, Colin Macrae Rally 2005, and Burnout 3: Takedown.

Fuck it was good.
Once again, thanks to meakin for coming round to pop the cherry, and thanks to all who put in!
Trust me, it puts out!!!!
Well i tried to make that as sexual as possible, cause it truely was a orgasmal event.
Once again
<3 the projector
<3 all who put in
<3 the wall for holding up the unit, as well as providing a wall to project on!!!

Glen out....
of sexual inuendo

HOLY CRAP

check this out, its wood carved guitars...

Phoenix Phlame
Check out some of the others as well.!!

WTF

Well....
WTF
Jihad Watch

Some awesome wedding images.

What do you want to ask Don Meakin, on this the day of my daughters wedding?

WORD!!!

Random Thought.

I wish i had a time machine, like fucking with all my heart!!
If only i could A. go back in time and stop myself from upgrading my PSP firmware and B so i could go back and keep snowboarding in the french alps!
Also i might go back and stop myself failing that sd3 test...

A Pair of shorts.

Why is a "pair of shorts" called as such.
Pair usualy implies plural, eg a pair of socks.... theres 2 socks..
I fail to see why its called a pair of shorts, shouldnt it be called "shorts" or something like that.
I mean u dont have a "pair of shirt" now do u?
What the fuck people?
I mean someone help me out
is anyone a tailor?

He is to become Geisha!

Well...
What more needs to be said..
I know id bid quite alot of yen for this geisha's Mizuage