It has come to my attention...

That some of you might not have heard the expression

" Like a daschund with a errection trying to climb a set of stairs "

Now, go forth armed with this saying like fresh troops agaisnt osama, and lay waste to the english language..

Or not, u now if your busy, dont worry..

Pondering procrastinating prefixes

Why is it post it notes are less stikier than before.

and have u noticed that bernad fanning (bearded fanny) has gone the way of johnny depp?
In terms of hair and facial hair..

or is it just me?

Glen, Wifi Leech Master!!!

Well im sucking down wifi from some bastad known only to me as "linksys"
Go captain linksys and your un secure wi fi network

From the twisted mind that brought you "Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like meakin"

LJO From the Park.

Dont be fooled by the cock that i got,
Im still, im still ljo from the 'park
I used to have a mullet, and now i do not
Im still, im still ljo from the park..

Alternativly the mullet line could be "i used to live with bogans, and now i do not"

Eitherway i best find the lyrics of this song so i can convert more lines into Laurie esq nature.

Not THAT awesome...

Taken from game revolutions 50 worst games in history
This is number 31...

Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt!
He does. Right in the butt.

Platform : Sega Genesis
Publisher : Tengen
Year : 1994

Fun fact: This is one of the first games to actually use digitized voice.
Not so fun fact: Here's a dialogue snippet:

Awesome Possum: "I'm awesome!"
Dr. Machino: "You’re not so awesome!"

You got that right.

Meth Lab?

Now you to can have your own meth lab..



Click to enlarge

< vent>

OH MY GOD...
What a fucking twat that guy was..
Ok so documents on a certain online project management site, are viewable to me and all the other users in my company, and it seems EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT THIS FUCKJOB!!!
NOW he calls me up asking for the document as its not uploaded on the project site..
so i have a look, BAM there it is.
So i email him saying look cocksmoker the file is already there ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER DOCUMENT YOU REQUESTED!!!! (obviously it was eddited for profesional use)
Captain dick smoker calls me this monring saying..

"I CANT SEE IT, WHERE IS IT, ITS NOT HERE, I CANT FIND IT, ITS YOUR FAULT, FIX IT, FIX IT, OH GOD EVERYTHING WRONG IN THE WORLD IS YOUR FAULT!!!!"

HE then TOLD ME i needed to call the company that hosts / runs this online project management site, so i did, and he told me that once the document had been transmitted to the cocksmoker extradodinaires company (not him, just his company...) everyone from that company should be able to view the files.
The support person then told me that if there was any problem what so ever, it was at the Cocksmokers end.

SOOOOOO
I called back "Captain loves to suck down penis", and informed him that due to the documents PREVIOUSLY being transmitted to someone in his company he should be able to see them, and IF he cant SEE them, it was a problem on HIS END!!!!
I then gave him the number of the support desk and sugessted that HE CALL THEM

AHH GOD WHAT A FUCKING DICKHEAD OH IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!!
IM SO ANGRY I HAD TO STEP OUT OF THE OFFICE AND VENT MY RAGE TO THE HEAVENS

TO THE HEAVENS!!!!

GOD MORONS MAKE ME ANGRY!!!

</vent>

Only in Umrica.

What is wrong with the USA??

If i can find my NES controllers..

Seriously..
If i manage to find them..
Im tearing one apart...

I think its a worthy cause.

Oh My Lord.

This is not a fake, or a funny photoshop on my part..
Oh No...
Its for real..
Go Sony...

From the article..
A reader of our blogging cohorts hit up Sony's Ginza showroom and found a comical spelling error on the displayed Playstation 3 controller..
Full Article
HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my..

Well Looks like i managed to cap out the unsecure wifi point around work..
On the 9th of the month..
Nice effort...
Eitherway im only getting 5k down...
Bastads!
Actualy maybe im the bastad..

In recent news.

My laptop's monitor runs natively at 1900x1440

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS

Also,
Im getting a cold..

Stay away, i have the pox!

Thursday, June 8th.

Now known as National Jizz Day.
Prep the drop sheet people!

Today 2 beautiful things have been thrust into my world.
The first, the limited collectors eddition double dvd version of Advent Children...
The second is
Meakin's Paint job.
The good man showed me the paint job on the way back to chaetue le meakin after he retrieved from the painter.

FUCK YEAH BABY!!
i knew it would be good, but i didnt think it would be THAT GOOD!!!!

Our previous comment of jim being the new mesihah is true.
Jism.

If you have a moment.

As im not sure how many people visit my image blog, as i am quite sporadic with my posting of images...
Please have a look and let me know what you think of the first draft of the "Confederate Flag of Figjam"
ahaha
That sounds like its some sort of diablo style weapon.
+10 to racism?

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

TO ARMS!!!

Desktop Trebuchet made from Paper clips and AA batteries..
Instructions Here

GO Now!

In the same vein as the jesus pan.

Pointless shit that is..
Mobile Phones for pets

Basicly its a service that you get the dog or cat to bark / meow into the phone and the machine at the other end of the phone will translate it back to you....
It also translates from english to dog, so now u can finaly call your a dog a twat in dog.

Go ASIA!

The Zomebi has Landed.

Well as of friday got the last 2 uni assingmnets handed in..
Thought i might post a few images of the final level, it has a zombie.

Zombie called Steve.

Increased cave lighting.

A Swinging Log Trap.
(It swings down and kills u if u dont notice it...)

Hes a Goblin.
Have my goblin slaying knife, its +10 to Goblins!
And the other 70 something images are fairly boring..
Just showing how i made the changes and so forth.
Enjoy the picture spaming tho.

Brothers and Sisters.

Gather around, and here the word of the lord.
Tired of the body of christ not looking like "the body of christ"????
Now you can eat jesus.
Jesus says, EAT PANCAKES WITH THE FACE OF THE LORD ON IT!!!!
Jesus Pan
Buy 2 for $30 USD.

EAT JESUS GRONGOS!!!!!

Nerds AWAY!!!!

It would seem that by constanly polling for wireless signal it has increased the ability for my laptop stay connected to a weak wireless signal.

(and thus leech fuck out of it at around 100k/s)