4th Blog of the morning!!

Well this is a half gibbo blog, we found this last ngiht while fixing the .uha archive (long story, maybe blog #5)
We stumbled onto this website.
Its the website for "A Bards Tale".
http://thebardstale.com/
I suggest moving the moise over the tits of the bar maids, its pretty funny, do it 3 times and see what happens!
Golden.

Dam that fatty.

Well theres the scene.
Donna is leaving (yay) in like 2 days (double yay) and asked me to copy some dvd's for her, failry simple process, sure i say bring them in.
She does, they are on my desk...
This was yesterday, she says to me today, how are my dvds going glen?
i reply, great.. they are on my desk.
shes gets a bit huffy and says well tomrowowo will be my last day u know...
(like i dont, been counting this down for 6 weeks now!!!)
anyway i think back to all of the things loddy and i have asked her do to, thngs that are important, eg send back this 17" monitor to sydeny cause its broken so i can get a new one that isnt broken, i mean all she has to do is pick up the fucking phone and order the courier...
so i think, it might take me a long time to burn these dvd's, i might do them on monday....
WHoops too late...

The evening in question, your honour.

at 7:40am i asked ros what we would be eating for dinner that night, as we had no food.
She replied she had no idea but she didnt want to eat cereal again, which is fair, i also didnt want to eat peanut butter toast for dinner again, specialy cause we were out of the small amount of bread we had...
See we arent poor, and living off food stamps, but the shops and jesus consipered against us.
Because of easter and roz's odd working arangements, we havent had a chance to go food shoping for a while, so needless to say we were getting low on supplys.
Anyway Jill saved the day by offering to cook for us, if we went over, which was cool, seemed like a very fair deal, as we had no food, and she was offering to cook.
So we went over, took Mange the wonder dog / pebbles / Poops McTagert (thats his new name) and had a good time, dinner consisted of a Chicken and vegtable risoto cooked by me and matt, while ros and jill lounged about like lounge lizzards.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A LOUNGE LIZZARD?
one would assume a lounge lizzard is a lizzard in the lounge? or a lounge made from lizzards? nah that would be a lizzard lounge.
To GOOGLE!
Right well it seems its a band.
That makes no sense, look for yourself if u dont belive me.
Anyway dinner was served then matt and i went to check my download while the dog (its easier to say dog than tpye out all his assorted names) went upstairs to check my download, then realised i got matt to download me the exact thing i was after like 2 months previously, then we spent the next 30-60 mins trying to extract the uha file, our journey even took us to the far acient lands of doss and command line switches.
Anyway all said and done we got it working.
Jill decided to make coffe, which is cool, but as she was coming up the stairs i picked up the dog, hid behind the cupboard, then as she walked into the room, jumped out and yelled POOPS MCTAGGERT! whicl shoving the dog near her face, not knowing she had a ht cup of coffe in her hands....
anyway some coffe went on her hand, a small bit on the floor, then she went ok down stiars i go, and matt and i spent the next 5 mins laughing hystericaly...
Anyway funny fats were worn, the droid was played with, the doog attacked the cat, and vice versa....
Twas a good night.

What makes a 20min job take over an hour?

Mac OSX.....
Simple job to do this morning before work.
Quick job as well.
I was wrong.
I go to uni to take all th data off the DV cam for a uni assingment, which is cool, it downloads sucsessfully, and goes onto the large scratch disk (macintosh word for hard drive....) Then i go, well i need to burn this onto a dvd, simple enough process on a pc, i mean u load up nero, (which incidently i found out why the nero program is called nero and why the logo i a burning colesum)(maybe ill tell u later) and then burn your data, simple enough process,
Multiply that with Mac OSX, and u have a recipe for boredom and painfull memories of lost time and space.
Heres the process for copying something onto a dvd on a Mac.
Drag data from folder onto DVD.
Wait a VERY long time for the data to be "copied" to the dvd.
Hit the burn dvd button.
Wait for another eaqualy long time while it "burns"
THEN WAIT as it does it again, still "burning"
WTF
anyway,
a 1.5gig file, takes about 3-4mins to copy to the dvd, then 6-9 mins to "Burn" it, then another 6-9mins of "burning"
what a fucking joke, lets not even TALK about the 4.5gig dvd i had to burn.....
Fuck i could of made a dvd burner out of chicken wire and a dildo (its never your dildo, its always "a dildo", you must never assign ownership to the passenger) and made my own dvd's out of papere and glue....
Anyway a small simple job that should of been done by 7am, got finished at 8:10.
What a fucking joke!

Glen's having so much fun!

Well These 2 things....


Make Glen a happy boy, while in the car.

What am i on?

Loddy was talking about a possible trip to NZ with Franga, the Don, McRae and himself, he was talking about rooms and this is what ensured.

[15:27] Yitsel : double & single bed in this room so if i can share with macrae it shall be a goer
[15:27] Glen : ummm.... u know he will be shagging someone every night right?, u beter be taking the videocamera
[15:28] Yitsel : this is true
[15:28] Glen : u could tag team it, then someone would have to hit the bitch with a folding chair
[15:29] Glen : but hey she might like that
[15:29] Yitsel : ahahah fuck man youre on fire today
[15:29] Yitsel : nye loves it
[15:29] Yitsel : hes laffing his arse off
[15:29] Yitsel : and farted brb

Thus ends this entry.

Let me know what you think about these images.

This is for a "self mapping" assingment.
Tell me which u think is the best looking one, or if u dont like any of them , what changes, or maybe splash's of colour you would add.

Image 1

Image 2

Image 3

So comment away on my images and let me know what you think.

Ode to Pod.

Well whats shiny on the back and white on the front?
The answer, is of course Glen's pod of love.
Which is technically still Nyes pod of glen love, but untill he gives me banking details i will not be able to administer him a giant serve of money.
WELL , as most of u already have a iPod, i wont regail you the stories oh how sexy they are.
But i would ask for you to try an experiment for me.
Get you pod, and a 4.5gig iso file.
See if u can copy if onto the pod?
for some reason i cant do that, once i extraced the iso, and put the individual 1 gig files on there in a Video_TS file, its fine wiht that, but the 4.5gig file went ARRRCH!!! You Caught me CSI: Miami!
Odd to say the least.
Please advise if everyones iPod is as fucking awesome as mine (not being sarcastic, i think its fucking awesome, just dont know why it wont do the 4.5gig evolution...)
Also id like to add that my Pod of love is the greasist Pod of love EVER!

What do u get when...

You cross a Chicken, Goat, Monkey, and Dj'ing, Chocolate + Nicks anger?
This is what

And then the next day when he throws a Turtle into the mix??

This is what

Enjoy my madness.

Text for Online Assesment.

Well i have to do a online journal for a assesment piece for uni, i thought of having this for the banner.
Comment what you think.

Text 6

Thanks guys.

Pointless Visit.

The facts.
1.) Got an iPod
2.) Need a case for it, due to my grease and the ability to scratch anything with my mind...
3.) Want one SOON!

So i call myer's
"do u have any cases for the 20 gig ipods?"
Myer lady says "yep we have these ones , these ones, and theses ones"
I say "well the first one is the one im after"
Myer lady "ok well its $50"
I say "no worries ill come down and get it."

So i rock up to myers, asks the dude to see the 20 gig ipod Cases
His response "sorry mate we are all out i can order u one if u want"

Didn't matter anyway... i forgot my wallet!
DAHAHA, retardism, by both Glen, and Myer.

Power heavy meatal Vomit, to the Heavans!

To the HEAVANS!
Well Blogenstiens!
This weekend was quite unsavory, apart from the fetta and cheese triangles which were quite savory!
The night started out at our place with a few drinks and chips and dips and so forth, before heading into the Story Bridge Hotel, which will now be refered to as SBH.
The night started well with a few scotches being consumed by my self and Glibbo & some rumbo's by Frank, and Tim was drinking the "by product" of some squire's named james (James Squire Beer...)
Roz, Jill, & Cath were drinking wine and tequila shots.
No problem here.
We get into the maxi taxi, and i presume to yell at the driver and tell him to go to the SBH POST HASTE!
i think i called him a woman as well. (not to sure)
Anyway this is about 7:30 - 8.
Round after Round takes place, with Frank not drinking his drink till the next round was ready to be consumated, then downing it like a $2 hooker (not sure if this refence works but im sure it will if u think laterly)
Anyway maybe 2 rounds for each person, 8-9 drinks in total, Roz goes to get her self a controu (thats spelt WAY WRONG!) and lemon lime and bitters, she goes the bar were we have been getting all our drinks from, nope, they dont have it, so she goes, by her self, up to the bar of doom where theres prolly about 300-400 people, she said she was srounded by about 20 dudes at the bar, anyway gets her drink comes back, no problems....
she has a sip, then is nurse'ing it (cause shes a nurse! *BA DUM DISH* bad joke...) then puts it on the table and goes "wow, im pretty trashed" (so has a sip then puts drink on table after about 10 mins of nurseing.) says to me: "going to the toilet"
I say "ok have fun", Still quite legible with no slurring of words.
she leaves, i down the drink,
I go downhill from here on in.
She gets back and im doing steve wonder, (not having sex with a blind black man, but swaying from side to side...) she enquire's if im all right, to which i respond "not right not right not right."
I cant remeber anything from here on, apart from occasional sections, like the next section, of being in the toilet cubical, facing the door, still standing, and proceeding to perform a power heavy metal vomit to the heavans! (over my shoes....) each time i vomit i go, why dont u turn around glen and vomit in the toilet?? oh well cant make body move, ill continue to vomit on said shoes.
Then i stumble back to the table, possible assitance by matt??
then sit at the table, then vomit on jills leg and the floor... (sorry jill)
then frank grabs me and takes me out side, where i vomit again, then Roz, Jill, Matt, and i are piled into a cab where we go home, apart from a short stop after going over the story bridge, for me turn into a "vomit fountain" out the car door.... (sorry cab driver, i know your reading!)
Then we get home (aparently....) i have gone into my comatose state...
then while they are getting me out the car, and draging me, (my legs dont work anymore) they drop me and i hit my head on the gutter (OWWWW!!!!!) then im inside , stripped down, and put to bed...
about an hour later while Roz, Jill, and Matt are sitting in the lounge room drinking, Frank vaults over the 2 meter lattice and bangs into the security door requesting entry, to which Roz complies... (Frank was pretty wasted aparently[i wouldnt know as i was dead...])
Anyway a bit later Roz checks on me, finds my breathing quite shallow and says to Matt if his breathing gets anymore shallow we will have to go to the hospitable (glee!!!) anyway long story short, we think (Ros and i) the drink she got from the PACKED bar by her self might of been spiked, because while she was nurse-ing it she felt really drunk... (and she haddnt had very many) + when we checked my wallet we found that we had only spent under $100, including cab fare of $30. and i take a LOT more booze than $70 worth to get fucking wasted.
plus when i do get drunk, drunk enough to spew, i usualy only have a single spew, then get a second wind, not spew 4-5 times then die.

Anyway the next day Roz went to get maccas, such a darling girl!, and as she walked into Chermside she smelt all the food, had to turn tail and perfrom her own power heavy metal vomit to the heavans, cept hers was in front of a lot of people trying to eat breakfast....
Now i know i did have a fair bit to drink, but i mean Frank and i drank WAY MORE when we went to the races (about $200 in alcahol each, well he was $160, but i had to buy for ros..)
anyway i know some of u will say, yeah right Glen, u were just wasted, but for those of u who know me, know i havent spewed from drinking since my 18th...
i dunno it doesnt seem to add up...
Anyway i still have a headache... and well i cant stop using the term power heavy meatal vomit.. to the heavans!
peace out.

Bbviously i have to thank all my friends for keeping me alive and making sure i didnt die, thanks guys, and yeah sorry i vomited on your jeans jill...

Jokes for Gerald. (WARNING!!!! THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE!)

Gerald: intertain me whore!

Glen: A man walks into a bar with a spanner in the eye of his penis.
The bartender turns and says:
wow mate u have a spanner in your dick!
the man says:
no shit u should see my wife!

Gerald: huh, that dusnt make sense!
Gerald: look u have made babies cry with ur horrible joke

Glen : but are u not entertained?

Glen: A woman walks into a bar with a spanner in her snatch.
the bar tender says:
wow lady u have a spanner in your snatch!
the lady says:
yeah thats nothing u should see my dog!

Glen : A dog walks into a bar with a elephant on his back
the bar tender says:
holy fuck dog u have a elephant on your back!
the dog says:
woof woof woof woof woof woof!

3 Min photoshop image.

Hi everyone, well first week of uni is over, just starting the second.... YAY!
Well sunday night was pretty funny, Roz was working a late, so after doing some study (yes glen and study, the world has gone topsy turvey!) i headed over to frankle's place with pepples and Greetings the xopx. (xopx is what my xbox is known as cause when roz first saw it, she was like, u dick head u got a dodgey one look it is a xopx not a fucking xbox....) what can u say to that...
Anyway, with all these thngs in tow i arrived at Chateu Drinky Drinky which is next door to Chateu le Franc, The first one is the laurie, nye, bec, zerald residence, and frank's is on Greetings behind their's..
Yes i know Zerald doesnt live there but his house should be incorporated into Chateu Drinky Drinky.
So every one looked quite rat shit, with figgie being there as well but a absent nye, to which was later revealed in all his glory of being at work.
Well frank was half way thru Donnie Darko, and i think, quite a bit disturbed from the film, it does that to people... probably cause tis fuckking oddd!!!!
Anyway on my numerous piss / shit adventures (for the dog of course) i would stop in to see if the boys and at one stage 2 girls (bec and some bird with shiny silver shoes/ slippers) and it steadily got drunker and drunker, i think after the game of shot chess was where it went downhill for zerald... Also bec was drinking from the biggest martini glass in the world, think 9L garden bucket shaped into elegant glass.
Greetings
SO yeah at one stage figgie stoped by to say "we are putting on some snaggs and sinking the piss" (as if we couldnt already hear that) so i tell him ok well movies nealry done we shall be over shortly.
Anyway movie is done, we go over, see laurie in the midsth of setting up the bbq, Alright!! I say the timming was outstanding...
WRONG
greetings
It turns out that greetings he was in fact packing up the bbq and we were to late cause figgie returned the message of "nah they are wathcing a movie....."
So yeah at this stage zerald was at a stage of "leany go-drunkenhymer" so yeah in the end frank and i left the boys to their leaning and watched another movie i think, then he had his clan match greetings and i went back over to witness the drinking chess.
Time being at about 6pm zerald, my self, sparky and figgie were sitting on the driveway, zerald more of a lying across it.
So yeah he was retelling me his story Greetings about his 2 dogs and how his parents took them to the pound after he moved out (way harsh)
So yeah he was having a fun time playing with the sparkster, then with one arm around the leash he promptly rolled over and passed out.
Greetings So sparky is wondering why he cant move more than about 40cm's because zerald is trying to use Greetings sparkys leash as a blanket....
Anyway after i free the poor dog, zerald comes back to the land of the living...
At about 6:Greetings30 i was hired as DD for the pizza run, which didnt bother me to much, i like to help out when i can...
So off we trundle for pizza's i leave sparky tied fumly around zeralds wrist...
When we returned he was tied around the post, but still alive.
Pizza was consumed by the boys while frank and i went back for him to watch "my resturant rules" (he is consumed by that show)
Well nye came home around then and he started to watch 2 fast 2 furious and kept complaing because it was fake... OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT ID U EXPECT!!!! I mean it has paul walker in it for fucks sake...
Anyway Zerald and figgie were dressed Greetings up in dressing gowns (???) KFC buckets, cartons and sunny's and were sneaking up franks stairs... sparky found them out and was like WTF ARE THESE COLONS DOING?
Anyway they wandered off after that (primarily Zerald passing out again...)
Greetings Well on another piss / shit adventure we watched Zerald beating up a tree in front of the "yound parents centre" which was pretty funny, anyway he jumped off a 1.5 meter grass section, landed like a sack of wet parrots, then proceeded to "sleep" in the gutter for about 20 mins, while nye figgie sparky and i tried to get fottage of a car driving past to see wtf they would do...
No car came, we got Zerald up, actualy i think i went back to Franks and left the boys to their business of "tea bagging" Zerald and taking Greetings photos to blackmail him..
Anyway when i left at about 9:30 Zerald was passed out at the foot of Chateau Drinky drinky in full costume (Loddy has Greetings photos)

Well yesterday saw the start of uni Officaly (first week doesnt count) Had one subject where they were talking about photoshop and set asside a whole 2 hour lecture for "Layers" anyway the last 40 mins were set aside for exploring the "paintbrush" tool.
Anyway here is my 3 mins Photoshop image. (used 4 tools)
3 Min Image
Greetings.

2 Window movie.

Right here is another version, well an updated version, showing what would happen if i had actual navagation in there, eg a "next arrow"
so yeah check out the rotation....
7.4mb Quicktime file, Again with the right click , save as.
2 Windows + Rotation!

Let me know what u think.

Althou i still have no fucking idea how to intergrate this into html...

There shined a Blogging Demon

Ok people, wednesday night in the meer reces of the night, i devised a webpage layout, i later refined that at about 1am last night / this morning, as i was trying to sleep.
The idea.
A rotating cylander that would despense (for lack of a better word, like reveal...) sections of infomation for the viewer to read.
Now think of it as a lent calender mated with those babie picker things outa the first matrix.
So its a clynda whith doors that reveal pieces of text.
Now the general layout would obvously have a arrow , or "next window" button on the screen somewhere, but this is purely a example.
I belive i would have to do it in flash, as i dont know if... well i mgiht be able to do it with hyperlinks between SWF files...
interesting.
Now this "movie" would be the background, and the text would be simple HTML over the top.
Can u have a SWF file as a background...
Anyway i would need to smooth these things out, but hey thats what uni tutors are for...

****Right click and "Save as"****
What it would look like

Top view that you wouldnt see, but i wanted to show off my moving arms...

These movies are in quicktime.
i appolgise, but otherwise my 3D Max program crashes....(why? i do know know...)

Ze Craw...

Look out its ze craw.
Ok well i did some animating to try and show tim how the claw works, and it nearly did it, althou my pivot gets kinda out of wack.... so yeah enjoy these 2 movies.
They are in Xvid.
Overall View

Following View

Enjoy these, and let me know if u think of changes or something....
Comment!

Quotes of the week.

My fathers quote of the week
"although they might tell me to go fuck my hat"

dahahhahahaha

Alana quote at dreamworld while in line for the dodge'm cars.
A: I wish dodge'm cars were real....
G: they are, their right there.. *points at dodge'm cars*
A: no in reality....
G: dahahahahahah

Funny funny funny!