Arrrgggg, Naked i feel!

Well an age has come and gone, yes thats right the age of glens Giant Metallica Sticker.
That age ended,
BUT NOW ITS TIME FOR THE NEW STICKER!!!!
Thats right folks, as of Friday i have a New Metallica sticker, same design, just made out of 7 year weatherproof vinyl!!!!
As gibbo so kindly put it, the sticker is going to last longer than the car.
But let ye all be warned.
The sticker has magical powers!!!
Nay i hear u say, well look to the flat typre i had last night!
Never before has the car had a flat while the sticker was attached, but since removal, one tyre was down to 6psi!
now thats pretty dodgey!
But as soon as i find me a abbo whos willing to part with some metho to give my window a final clean off, before application, the new and improved ticker will reign forth from hence.
Also i got some "spares" technically i could decal every window and have spares left over, but i wont do that, i figured ill share the wealth, eg to meakin...
so the spares are 2 x 25-30cm stickers, and 2 x 10-15cm stickers.
So yeah i figured ill share the worth to Captain meakin, as i know he lusts after me... and my stickers!
plus anyone else who wants the most greatest stciker in the world that i feel worthy...
Nows your chance folks, to test your worthyness.
Think of it like a sword in the stone kinda thing, except without a sword, stone, or a knight.
But u know.
something like that.
In othernews.
Went for a ride in the state forrest yesterday, which was good, ros came along, which was funny, but to be honest she did much beter than expected. (i expected her to fall of a LOT more)
But yeah all in all it was a good ride.
EXCEPT for brad.
Brad buggered his rim playing silly buggers couple of weeks ago, so he got around to buying new rim, jammed the tyre on, pushed the gears on, and shoved the fucker on there.
Now this is where the complications began, for one, the chain tension looked all wrong, the read gear derailer was just pushed on in a there u go fasion, all in all i was forseeing some troubles, but he was getting quite agitated, posibly cause it wasnt really going together well and his father was there haning shit on him... not a good recipe.
Anyway he deemed it ready for departure, so off we choofed, anyway the first hill he encounted some trouble shifting gears. so we stoped, and he fiddled some more, as he brought his trusty spanner, so fiddles complete away we go, top of the next hill, more fiddles, basicly couldnt get it right, so he decided he would just stay in one gear, well ok, what ever he wanted next hill, moe anger and more adjustments, anyway on the last hill home, big ass hill that u crank the gears up and just fucking hammer down, i applied my usual, 3 on the big wheel and 8 on the little one and proceeded to go back in time due to excess speed, anyway im wating at the bottom of the hill for about i dunno like 5 mins, going... hmm hill = down, which = speed, which will prablably = ros falling off.
well no i was wrong.
Brad was in the middle of a "power peddle" as he puts it, where he was standing up to power down, well gear slip = foot slip, which = brad going left, and the bike going right....
Needless to say, he fucked he rear rim AGAIN, so moral of the story, if u have no idea what your doing, take it to the bike shop, it might cost some money, but so does fucking the rim, and then fucking it again and again...
Anyway, it was hell funny, cause its usualy me who brakes shit..
but yeah, aparently he went flying over the bike like some sort of human fly... Ros said she had trouble braking, cause it was just too funny!
Oh, This is long, Bring Snacks.

Makes me wish i still had an iPod

Doom, on an Ipod

Go now,
void warnties, and let me know what its like!

Why monday was the greatest day on Earth!

Well.
What can i say.
Nine inch nails concert was on monday night.
WOW
what a fucking show!
The support band was alright, but the lead singer / guitarist looked like he was having eppeleptic fits while playing said guitar / voice.
But i digress.
There was some really werid looking people there, but that was to be expected, as it was a "Alternative" band that was playing.
but God dam, the songs, the atmpsphere, the mosh pit, it all added up to be nearly the greatest concert in the world (best concert being metallica).
I Think ill detail my experiences in the pit of mosh for you all ,so u could live the greasy sweatty life with me.
Again and again!
I was about 6th row in the pit before the lights went out, and there was a small pod of jail bait in front of me, as soon as the lights went out, signaling the start of the greatest day on earth, the crowd pushed forward, as it usualy does, and i found my self in the 3rd row and the jail bait, mysterisouly crushed / trampbled / gone, well all the better.
Anyway as with all mosh pits the undulating mass of people, a sea of fans if u will, pulstate around constantly changing possitions and sweating like a wounded pig, anyway me being the greasy fellow i am somehow slipped into the 2nd row, which is where i stayed, thus with feet firmly planted on the d barrior supports.
There was how ever for half the concert this bird in front of me who had short spikey dread locks, who kept poking my in the face, which was kinda anoying, but it was liveable..
Anyway about halfway thru the concert after the initial "sense" of fecal matter has passed, i call it concert poo.
U know that smell, where its like, yeah someone has shit their pants..., that smell
anyway after a quick pat down, i made sure it wasnt me, and thanked NIN for not playing the mysterious "Brown note", but again, i digress, I feel this pressure on my left side, which usualy signals that some clown is trying to outs me from my greasy slimey spot of awesomeness, anyway i apply the leg forward in front of theirs push them back with hip trick, and pop him back out, instant relif, anyway back he comes and we settle at a side by side stale mate.
By now i have gotten a few looks at him, and he has Johhny Depp hair, from Pirates of the carabean, so i was positive he was a pirate.
He was also kinda wavey, in that he could never stand straight.. u know again read that as Captain jack Sparrow.
Anyway after a few dread whips to the ear, he use's his pirate magic to place his hand on the spikey hair'd girl in front of me, which she seems to not mind, anyway he then uses his pirate magic and his dread locks to slip in front of me... AVAST i said, so not hes in front and to the left of me, by no means a chinese bum train, but im fearing the worse.
Anyway he then uses his pirate magic to rest his arms on the bird next to spikey hair chick, to this i am amazed, this is no casual rest, he seems, and she, both seem quite comfortable with the constant arm around 2 chicks pirate magic, that is taking place.
Now im copping more dread whips to the face, and casual "dread lock floods" when he tips his head back... Remember he cant stay standing straight.
So anyway then while he tips his head back he starts using his pirate magic to comunicate with the bird behind him, who now can see fuck all, as this pirate was quite tall.
Anyway other factors of him being a pirate apart freom the hair cut, and the pirate magic, were his constant request for water, to sail his pirate ship i would presume...
Anyway this concert was fucking tops, even with a pirate in front of me.
They played Dead souls, from the Crow move, which was fucking awesome, and when they played Hurt, the whole of boondal, yes even those not at the concert, were screaming the words... that kind of atmosphere is fucking amazing!
The lead guitarist, trashed 6 spreakers in total, 1 with a micro phone stand, then other by pushing them onto the stage, and Trent boke a guitar.
Also the Leade guitarist, also while running around took out half the drum kit... accidently... i presume.
he also tipped water onto the keyboardists, keyboards..
Anyway, All of u, quick, fly to the USA, and see nine Inch nails
THEY FUCKING ROCK!
Played for 2 hours.
Worth every cent.

Funnist Bash Quote Ever.

So our exam finishes and i go to hand my paper in about 2 mins late, and the tight-arsed teacher says "sorry no more exams to be handed in it's too late you get zero!"
So i go "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!" and she goes all cocky and says "no, i do not" so i go "good" i pick up the papers and slid my exam in somewhere in the middle of them all.


HAHAHAH
Awesome!

Our Fantastic Receptionist...

I asked mel to call snap to see if they can scan in a a1 document...
the answer i got was a sorta maybe.....
Laurie had this to say.

[10:03] Laurie: man shes a moron
[10:03] Laurie: well yea they can do it
[10:03] Laurie: sorta
[10:03] Laurie: well no they cant

GOLDEN!

HAHAHAHAH

In the spirt of people hurting them selves, with or without a forklift!

GOOD LORD!!!

http://www.dogcondoms.com/

What is the world coming to????

German Death

hahahaha
Dont know where lauire found this, but find he did!
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1000

THis is Brilliant!

WTF!!!!

While talking to ken today wikepedia lead me to this nugget of gold
"Fantastico"

Which then in turn lead me to
"Terrifica"
Heres a image

Look out guys!
Fuck theres some dumb shit americans do!
Heres a Link to a Long article about her

Meakys posible new bonnet

Very rough draft, curse these shity lap pcs,
Fucking nearly killing my eyes.